Ryouko stood in the middle of the room, facing the computer. "Now that we've got Himizu calmed down, maybe she'll tell us what she was freaking out about earlier. Himizu?"
Himizu was drinking Mountain Dew while humming Hella Good in a tuneless sort of way.
"… -.-# Himizu?" Ryouko said, glaring.
"Hm? Oh, right… Well, I figured out who killed my crew and who's been doodling all over Random Narrator Dude's script. I also know why."
"We're proud that you know how to tell us everything without any delays," Saru said.
"Shut up, you two have no comprehension of dramatic tension. Anyways… the culprit is… KARASU!!!" Himizu exclaimed dramatically.
"Huh?" he said.
"Don't deny it, you Makai damned bastard!" Himizu yelled.
"I grew up in Makai, why would it damn me?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE A )!#$ING DISGRACE, THAT'S WHY!!!"
"You're mean."
"I try. NOW GIVE ME YOUR )!#$ING MARKER BEFORE I BRUTALLY MURDER YOU!!!"
"But death is a passionate and personal thing."
"-.-()()() Whatever. Ass. NOW STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY FIC!!! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MARKER BEFORE I SIC ALL THE DEMONS FROM THE SEVEN HELLS OF HADES ON YOU!!! "
"You don't have control over the demons from the seven hells of Hades."
"You wanna bet?"
Demons from the seven hells of Hades appeared and started chasing Karasu.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Himizu laughed.
The demons from the seven hells of Hades grabbed Karasu and dragged him off to the pits of Hell.
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Himizu laughed.
"But how did you know?" Mitari asked.
"I think it had something to do with the death threats and obscure references to kidnapping and molesting Kurama written on the wall with that damn pink permanent marker…" Himizu said, twitching slightly.
"-.-() Let's just start the next scene…" Ryouko and Saru said.
King Koenma: Lancelot Kurama! Lancelot Kurama! Lancelot Kurama!
Bedevere Yusuke: Lancelot Kurama! Lancelot Kurama!
King Koenma: Lancelot Kurama!
Kurama is being arrested by cops.
"Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!!
Himizu was standing off-screen watching this. "Lunacat, you shouldn't be filming this… wait a second… KURAMA!!! Have you been in the sake!!!"
"Hic!" Kurama looked very guilty.
"Damnit!" she yelled, running out and beating the crap out of Kurama.
"Lunacat, you really shouldn't be filming this… The children don't need to see this," Ryouko said.
"The children have already heard you three swearing like sailors, seen vicious beatings, witnessed you bragging about attacking old ladies…" Lunacat began listing.
"Um… That's enough of that… -.-()" Ryouko said.
"Why don't we go back to Koenma and Yusuke… heh heh… -.-()" Saru said.
(Back to Koenma and Yusuke)
King Koenma: Lancelot Kurama!
Bedevere Yusuke: Lancelot Kurama! Lancelot Kurama!
Demons Dressed as Angels: (Singing) Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd!
Saru's crowbar: WHAM!!!
Demons Dressed as Angels: X.X
King Koenma: The Castle Aaaagh. Our quest is at an end! Enma be praised! Almighty Enma, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy…
Catapult: TWONG!
Sheep that were thrown by catapult: BAAA!!!!
King Koenma: Enma-sama! (Is hit by a flying sheep)
French Guard Chuu: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Koenma King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
King Koenma: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which Enma Himself has guided us!
French Guard Chuu: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
King Koenma: In the name of Enma, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
French Guard Chuu: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
King Koenma: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!
(French Guards throw tomatoes)
Tomatoes: Splat!
King Koenma: In the name of Enma and the glory of our… (Is hit by tomatoes)
(French Guards laugh)
King Koenma: Agh. Right! That settles it!
French Guard Chuu: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!
King Koenma: Walk away. Just ignore them.
French Guard Chuu: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!
(More taunting)
King Koenma: We shall attack at once!
Bedevere Yusuke: Yes… my liege! (Gritting teeth)
King Koenma: Stand by for attack!
(Exciting music)
(Exciting music stops)
(Crickets chirp)
(Crickets are killed by bug spray wielding Himizu)
King Koenma: French persons!
French Guards: ...Dappy!
King Koenma: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. In the name of Enma…
French Guards: Hoo hoo! Ohh, ha ha ha ha ha!
King Koenma: ...we shall not stop our fight till each one of you lies dead and the Holy Grail returns to those whom Enma has chosen!
French Guards: Ha ha ha!
King Koenma: Charge!
Army of Knights: Hooray!
(Police car pulls up)
Genkai: (Wife of Onji back in chapter six who was killed by evil Hiei) Yes, they're the ones. I'm sure.
Inspector Kaito: Come on. Anybody armed must go, too.
Officer Mitari: All right. Come on. Back.
Genkai: Get that one. (Points at Yusuke)
Bedevere Yusuke: What the heck, you old crone!
Officer Mitari: Back. Right away. Just... pull it off. Come on. Come along.
Inspector: Kaito: Put this man in the van.
Officer Mitari: Clear off. Come on.
Bedevere Yusuke: With whom?
Inspector Kaito: Which one?
Officer Mitari: Oh… this one.
Inspector Kaito: Come on. Put him in the van.
Officer Kido: Get a blanket.
Officer Mitari: We have no hospital.
Random Demon: Ahh.
Random Demon 2: Ooh.
Officer Mitari: Come on. Back. Riiight back. Come on!
Officer Kido: Run along! Run along!
Officer Mitari: Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is.
Officer Kido: Come on. Back with 'em. Back. Right. Come along.
Inspector Kaito: Everything?
Officer Mitari: All right, sonny. That's enough. Just pack that in.
They packed all sixty-three knights into a five feet by eight feet clown car (the ones that are really tiny but have like fifty clowns in them… o.O) and slammed the door, then pushed the car down a large hill and right out the studio through the wall.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the people in the car.
"Christ!" Lunacat yelped.
"Damnit! Who forgot to put the brakes down on that car?!" Himizu cried. The Cast just looked at her blankly. Himizu sighed. "Oh well, we're done with the studio. Thank goodness… But I suppose I better repair it anyways since you never know what I'll use this thing again."
"O.O RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the Cast, running away.
"GET BACK HERE YOU FREAKS!!! YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT HARDER ON YOURSELVES WHEN I CATCH UP WITH YOU!!!"
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the new improved version of The Holy Grail. I could have kicked myself when I realized that I hadn't explained what Himizu saw to make her freak out so bad… but that's fixed. And it's done. And now I begin my super-secret something that will be the greatest triumph of my fanfic writing career… and which I will probably work on for the next two years. But you all will enjoy it, I'm sure. See you in the next fic!
