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The camera starts with Sasuke. He is wearing a white button-down shirt, black pants, and a navy blue tie. He grins at the camera.
"Hey, guys! Im Uchiha Sasuke, the one and only." (takes camera)
Naruto smiles at the camera. He is wearing something similar to Sasuke, but his tie is orange.
"Yeah, and thank god for only one Sasuke! Im Uzumaki Naruto! Learn it, love it. This is Sasuto Production number 76."
"Forget you, dobe."
"I love you too, teme. Guess what, camera!" Naruto says excitedly. "Tonight's the Konoha Dance! Yay!"
Sasuke snorts "You're actually excited about that thing?"
Naruto retorts as he fixes his tie in the mirror "Yes, teme, unlike you, I show other emotions besides emo-ness and rage."
"Bastard.(hands Naruto camera) Anyways, The Konoha Dance is held once every year. This is our first year going...I mean, as Konoha 13. You have to be at least 18 to attend, and we all just turned 18 this year, well, except for Team Gai, so yeah."
Naruto says "It's Team Gai's first dance, too. They didn't go last year."
Sasuke snorts "Bunch of losers."
"Shut it, Sasuke! OH! Don't forget about your promise!"
Sasuke makes a face. "Yeah, yeah."
Naruto says "Sasuke's so fucking gullible, I got him to promise to take Sakura-chan to the dance! He also has to be nice to her. Right, Sasuke-chan?"
Sasuke says "Fucker....whatever....we're going to be late. (to camera) Since carrying around the camera is going to be a drag, I am going to be wearing my forehead protector/tiny camera."
Naruto runs a hand through his hair "So you can watch and see just how smooth I am with the ladies. Get ready to take some notes, viewers, 'cause men like me don't come around every day, haha."
Sasuke warns "Remember dobe, you're taking Hinata, of all people. You can't fuck this up, or the Hyuuga clan will eat your brains out. They're demon folk, honest."
Naruto laughs "Do I look like someone who will fuck this up, Sasuke?"
Sasuke's face is emotionless "YES."
"HEY!"
The camera cuts to Sakura. The sky is dark and she is standing outside a small building. She is wearing a pale pink dress and her long hair is curled at the back. She smiles. "Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke's voice is heard "Hey. You look nice."
Sakura blushes "Thanks, Sasuke. You look nice too."
"Mhmm. Hey, there's Asuma." Sasuke says. Asuma is seen standing on the balcony with Kurenai. He's obviously smoking.
"He shouldn't smoke..." Sakura mumbles.
"Yeah...let's go inside." Sasuke grabs her hand and drags her towards team Asuma.
Inside the building, the lights are dim, and there is slow music playing in the backgroung. Some people are dancing, others not.
Ino is wearing a purple knee length dresss, and her hair is straight and long. Shikamaru is at the punch table, along with Chouji.
"Hi, Sasuke-kun. Hey, forehead." Sakura and Ino get into conversation, and Sasuke is turning his head until Naruto comes into view. He is arguing with Neji. Tenten stands next to him, looking annoyed, and Hinata is cowering behind her.
"Slutface is at it again." Sasuke mumbles and makes his way over. As he gets closer, Naruto and Neji's words can be heard.
"Don't try anything, Naruto!"
"Im not gonna "try" anything! Why do you keep assuming things?"
"Because you're a pervert!"
"Am not!"
Sasuke reaches them. "Hey Naruto. Hinata. Slutface." He doesn't even bother to acknowledge Tenten.
"Uchiha." Neji says coldly.
"Hyuuga." They both exchange death glares.
The battle begins.
"Sharingan."
"Byakugan."
"Illusions."
"360 vision."
"Tenten."
"Neji!" Tenten interrupts. Neji ignores her.
Sasuke says slyly "Sakura."
"Sasuke-kunn! Geez, I lost you! Don't wander off!" Sakura's voice is heard, and then she is seen next to him.
"Sorry."
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Naruto says. Sakura grins.
"Hey, you guys! (turns to Sasuke) I want a drink."
Sasuke says "So go get one-"
He gets elbowed by Naruto.
Sasuke (glares) "What?"
Naruto whispers "You promised to be nice to her!"
Sasuke sighs, and turns back to Sakura. "Anyone else want a drink?"
They all go over to the punch table.
"This punch tastes different.." Sakura mumbles, and she takes more.
Naruto says, in a high tone, "YES, it is GOOD." (drinks)
All of them keep drinking for a while, occasionally spilling or laughing and choking on their drinks.
Tenten's face is flushed, and she pulls Neji's sleeve "Mmm...Neji-kun..."
Neji looks wired "Heheh...yeah?"
"Lets go make out.." Tenten mumbles.
"Ok!"
Sasuke zooms in on Tenten dragging Neji away. They don't get far, to the steps, and then their making out.
"Duuude..." Naruto says dizzily. "I think someone spiked the punch.."
Sasuke nods. "Totally. Hey, look...(zooms in on the entrance of the hall) It's the sand siblings."
Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara are standing in the door. Gaara gets dragged in by Matsuri.
Naruto says "Awww..is that Gaara's girlfriend? She's cute."
Hinata punches Naruto's back "Goddamn you...Uzumaki...lookit me fer once..."
Naruto turns to Hinata, and they are locked in a staring contest.
"Im lookingg..." Naruto slurs. Hinata laughs and drags Naruto on the dance floor. In the back, Temari is seen dragging Shikamaru to the punch table.
Sasuke's voice is heard "Damn, everyone's wired. I wonder who spiked the punch.(zooms in on Sai, who is sitting and looking accomplished) Im on to you, you fake smiler idiot bastard penis lover."
Sakura grabs his sleeve "Heyyyy, Saucyyy.."
Sasuke mutters "Now my name's Saucy....what, Sakura?"
"I see Temari...." Sakura drags Sasuke over to Temari and Shikamaru.
"Hiya, Temari. What're you doing here?" Sakura says.
Shikamaru says "I asked Temari to come, since its a dance thing, and her brothers decided to come too, and its troublesome, but the punch is spiked so its a good thing I have a high alcohol tolerance. Seems like the chaperones took off...Temari?" Shikamaru looks over at his arm, to see Ino tugging on it.
"Shikaaaa, dance with me." she says.
Temari steps up. "Back off, pig. She's mine."
Sasuke snickers "Hey Shikamaru, your a 'she'."
Shikamaru groans "Troublesome...."
Ino says "Who are you calling a pig, you slut?"
Temari says "Who are you calling a slut, you bitch?"
Ino splutters "Bitch?! Whore!"
Temari retaliates "You wanna start something, blondie?"
"Yeah, blondie!" Ino spits.
Temari slams her drink on the table. Shikamaru winces.
"Its on, bitch."
Temari tackles Ino from the front with a screech. Ino pushes back frantically, but since Temari is 3 years older then her, she has the advantage. Ino slams her fist into Temari's cheek. Temari pulls Ino's hair. Ino rips Temari's dress.
Sakura runs over, and grabs Ino. Shikamaru, along with Gaara, get Temari.
"Both of you stop....now!" Sakura says dizzily.
"Stay away from Shika!" Temari screams.
"YOU stay away for Shika! Go home, grass girl!" Ino yells randomly.
"Im from sand, loser!" Temari screams, as she gets pulled away by Shikamaru.
"Oh yeah?! Looks like grass to me!" Ino says, gestering towards her hair.
"Excuse me?!" Temari screams. The two continue screaming insults at each other, but they can't be heard well because Sasuke is laughing too hard.
"GREETINGS, YOUTHFUL PEOPLE. HOW IS YOUR YOUTH?" Lee shouts as he enters the hall. No one pays attention to him.
"Hey look, its Lee-san...HI LEE-SAN!!!" Sakura shrieks, waving at Lee. He waves back.
"HELLO, SAKURA-SAN! HOW IS YOUR YOUTH?"
"Fine..." Sakura mutters, and she stumbles. Luckily, Sasuke grabs her before she falls flat on her face.
"OH, PUNCH. HOW DELIGHTFUL." Lee says, and he takes a cup.
Sasuke gasps. "Oh, crap!"
Sakura looks up at him sleepily. "Hmm? What, Saucy?"
"Lee's drinking the punch!" Sasuke says, and he starts to run to stop Lee, but he can't 'cause he's supporting Sakura.
"Drinking's normal, Saucy...its a parta life.." Sakura says, snuggling against Sasuke.
Sasuke's voice is heard "Goddammit...Naruto!"
The picture turns so Naruto is in view. "Yo, 'sup birds?" Naruto says, waving casually.
"Lee's drinking the spiked punch!"
Naruto's eyes get wide. "Oh crap! Are you serious?! We gotta stop him! (turns) but first, I gotta find Hinata..."
"You LOST your date?!" Sasuke says angrily.
Suddenly, there are gasps and people pointing at the punch table. Sasuke turns so in the camera's view is Lee, standing on the table. He isn't wearing pants, and he has the bowl of punch in his hands.
"FOR YOUTH!!!" Lee screams, and downs the entire bowl of punch.
"Fuck." Sasuke says seriously.
Sakura says "Don't swear, Saucy-chann..."
Lee jumps off the table, flopping around like a rubber band. People stare. Lee stares back. Then, he points at a random guy "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE?!?!"
Lee lunges at the random guy, who screams and runs. Lee chases the poor dude around the hall.
"Found her!" Naruto's voice is heard from behind. Sasuke turns around.
Naruto is carrying Hinata on her back.
"Dude, what the fuck?" Sasuke says.
Sakura mumbles again "Don't curse, Saucy-channnn..."
Naruto says "She was on the balcony and I guess I scared her so she fainted-"
"STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" Neji's voice is heard screaming. The camera turns so he is in view. Neji has his arms around Tenten, and he's screaming at the wall.
"Neji's screaming at the wall. I knew he was insane." Sasuke says sadly.
Sakura says "Insane is a niiice word. It's "in" and "sane" put together! Its like, Im IN sane! Haha! Get it, Saucy-chan? IN sane?" (looks up at Sasuke)
Sasuke sighs "Yeah, I get it, Sakura." Just then, Lee runs past them, chasing the random poor guy. Kiba is riding on Akamaru, and chasing after Lee.
"YEEHAA!!!" Kiba screams.
Sasuke wonders out loud "I wonder if Akamaru's drunk, too?"
Sakura giggles "Saucy-channnn..."
Sasuke sighs "Yes, Sakura?"
"You have a nice ass.."
Sasuke chokes.
"Umm. T-Thank you, Sakura."
"Nehh. Hey Saucy-chan, I think I love you. You love me, too right? RIGHT??" Sakura says.
Sasuke says "Ummm, yeah. Uhuh."
Sakura pokes him angrily and says "You're a lying liar who lies, Saucy."
"HEY EVERYONE!!!" Sasuke turns so the camera view is on Ino. She is standing on the stage. Her dress is ripped, and her eyeliner is smudged. She has her arm around Temari, who's hair is undone, and one of her shoes is missing.
"THIS ONE'S FOR...ALL OF...YOU!" Temari screams, throwing her arm out for emphasis.
Sasuke mutters "Weren't those two beating each other up like, ten minutes ago?"
Sakura giggles and says "People change, Saucy-chan. Like you."
Sasuke turns to her "I changed?"
Sakura twirls in circles "Yep! You used to hate me! Now you love me! Right?"
"Uhuh..."
Ino and Temari start screaming into the mic-
"HER VOICE IS ECHOING IN MY MIND! I COUNT THE DAYS 'TIL SHE ISSSS MIINNNNNNE!!!"
"CAN'T TELL MAH FRIENDS 'CAUSE THEY WILL LAUGH I LOVE A GIRL FROM SENIOR CLASS!!! OHHHH!!!!"
"I DAYDREAM THROUGH MY FRESHMEN CLASS WHILE SHE FILLS OUT HER COLLEGE APPPPPPPSSSS!!!!"
Sasuke mutters "God, they're loud...(turns) Hey, there's Shino..."
Shino is standing near the door, opposite to Neji and Tenten, who are on the other side.
Sasuke says "Wierdo."
Suddenly, Naruto's voice is heard "I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA TOUCH YOU! YOU WANNA TOUCH ME TOO???? EVERYDAY AND ALL I HAVE IS TIME! OUR LOVE'S THE PERFECT CRIME!"
Sasuke groans "Naruto, you fuckbag. (goes over to stage) Dobe, get down!"
Naruto says "NO! I've never felt so...... ALIVE!" (waves arms)
Sasuke retorts "You say that whenever you watch the washing machines at 1 $ Laundry. Get down."
Naruto mutters and gets down.
Sasuke looks around "You asswhipe, did you lose Hinata again?"
Naruto says "NO! She's sleeping!"
Sasuke says "Where?"
Naruto says "Overrrrrrr....there!" he points at Hinata, who is asleep in the corner. She is using Akamaru as a pillow and Naruto's jacket as blanket.
"Oh, ok. I think we should go-"
"NO! Dance first!" Sakura says stubbornly, crossing her arms.
Lee wanders over "I'll dance with you, Sayuri-san!" He says.
Sakura says "Ok, Rock-san! Oh wait..."(looks at Sasuke)
Sasuke shakes his head "No way, pinky. We're going home before one of the jonin find out what's going on-"
"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?!?!?" Tsunade's voice is loud and shrieky.
The room gets quiet, except for some random people in the background.
Sasuke's voice is heard, "Fuck."
The camera stops filming.
