Yo: WHAT THE-?
Zack: Wassup Master Yo?
Yuck: Sup?
Yo: HOW DI—WHY DI-YOU-*Sigh* Come on in you two
Zack: Thanks old man. Oh here. I picked this up at an old novelty store on Spring Street. *Holds out a realistic afro wig WITH included headband*
Yo: Wow. I had no clue some kid I don't even know would just up, bail out a guy, and have time for a gift for the old man. Heh, I have no clue why Yin and Yang, especially Yang, can't be more like you and buy me a gift now and then.
Yin: I HAVE NO MONEY!
Yang: I'M A GREEDY SELFISH BASTARD! Wait did I just say that?
Yo: Who the-?
Yuck: I had to make the truth come out.
Yo: Well at least it was a pure intention.
Zack: You said it.
Yo: Hey is there a Burger Zone nearby?
Zack: Nope. But I know a better place.
3 blocks of walking later…..
Yin: BURGER BOMB?
Yang: AWESOME! I HAD NO CLUE THERE WAS EVEN ONE OUTSIDE OF THE MALL!
Yo: I heard their burgers are the greasiest burgers out there. I may be an old man, but I sure as hell don't have high cholesterol.
Yuck: WOOOOO!
Zack: I had about $30,000 left over after I gave Yuck a minor "mainstream" makeover. That Included an Iced-out Rolex, Solid Gold and Silver chains with real diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and sapphires, graphic tees, baseball hats, fedoras, Ferrari cologne, jeans, and Nike Air Jordans.
Yuck: Again, thanks man.
Zack: Anytime. Now who's up for some artery-clogging meat and video games?
Yin/Yang/Yo/Yuck: US!
Zack: All right. It's on me so just get what you want.
*After 5 greasy-as-hell burgers, 3 large fries, 2 medium fries, 5 sodas, and 2 hours of driving, dancing, shooting, and other crap, we headed home, but not in Yo's crap-ass car*
Zack: I got us a sweet-ass ride.
*A party bus with 50'' alloy wheels, gold trim, black paint, green-tinted windows, and loud music coming from it rolls up to us*
Yin: WHAT THE-
Yo: Huh?
Yuck: Wow
Yang: HOLY CRAP THAT IS AWESOME!
Zack: I knew at least TWO of us would like it besides me. Well, who wants to see the scores on the Nerd Toss game?
Yang: It's a professional SPORT now?
Zack: Yep, with real dead nerds as the "balls".
Yang: AWESOME!
Yuck: Sweet.
Yin: Eeeeeewwwww
Yo: Ummmm…
Zack: I placed a $12,000 bet on Roger.
*After a night on the town, including Party Rocking and Soda Bonging at a local club, bowling, billiards, shooting prostitutes with paintball guns, pelting their pimps with water balloons filled with permanent paint, showing off the "Woo-Foo Bus" at a car show, going to the mall, drinking and bonging several tons of soda, and me accidentally kissing Lena at a party after Yang had put a blindfold on me we came back to the dojo and slept off our soda hangovers until 11 AM the next day*
I promise I'll introduce a new night master, an OC other than myself, and bring Coop and all them in within 5 chapters mmmk?
I also have a small idea for a sequel that's still in the developmental stage.
P.S. I made $20,000,000 on that Nerd Toss bet.
