The Saiyan: Yo! Welcome back! And also, the beautiful Cattails is back!
Vegeta: Do you have to do that?
The Saiyan: No
Vegeta: Then why do you do it?
The Saiyan: Don't know.
Miroku: Well, you can't beat that logic.
Sango: Shut up Miroku-chan. Where's Kagome and Inuyasha?
Vegeta: They're probably off fucking each other or something.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get this story started.
Sango: The Saiyan does not own anything. This idea belongs to Cattails.
The Saiyan: It's true. And also I have been asked to inform all of you readers that Choco-penguin is a SHE! Now lets get this chapter started.
(Cattails is sleeping in a tree when she smells a foul odor that wakes her
up)
Cattails: (sniff sniff) KAMI!! what the FRIK is THAT?! (looks down) it burns!
(Kikyo and Naraku are below her, making out)
Cattails: where's TS when you need him?
The Saiyan: OH, GAWD, NO!!
Cattails: it's hurting my eyes!
The Saiain: so... how can we cause pain to Naraku and Kikyo today?
Cattails: (pulls out a magical whistle) (blows whistle)
(a hoard of squirrels appears)
Cattails: (points to the disturbing sight)
Squirrels: snarff!! (Attack Kikyo and Naraku)
(Kikyo & Naraku fall over; now piles of bones)
The Saiyan: O_O
Cattails: carnivorous squirrels.
The Saiyan: Ah.
Cattails: (blows whistle again)
(squirrels run off)
Inu: What was all that noise? (sees piles of bones) I assume some of those belong to Kikyou. To whom do the others belong?
Cattails & The Saiyan: Naraku.
Inu: (walks over and picks up Naraku's Shikon shard)
Kag: I sense a jewel shard.
Inu: (holds up huge shard) That you do.
Kag: YAY! The rest of the shikon no tama, almost!! (Kisses Inu)
Inu: (responds)
Shippo: It's about time!
Miroku: Bravo, Inuyasha.
Sango: Shut up, Miroku.
Miroku: Are we jealous? *hand wanders*
Sango: Houshi-sama...*whack*
Miroku: @-@ I thought it was okay since we-
Sango: (Covers his mouth)
The Saiyan: O.K. then...
Shippo: Since what? Come on! I wanna know!
Miroku: Since we.............
Everybody except Vegeta: Don't even say it!
Vegeta: Fine. If he won't, then I will. (Whispers in Shippo's ear)
Shippo: Oh, is that all?
Kag: (Shocked) How come you're not reacting like it's a big deal?
Shippo: Well, that's because I seen you and Inuyasha doing that deep in the woods every night doing that.
Vegeta and The Saiyan: (Snicker)
The Saiyan: Well, That's all for now. And I'm sorry to announce that my Internet has been shut down so I won't be able to up-date as quickly as normal. And don't forget to review. Ja ne!
Vegeta: Do you have to do that?
The Saiyan: No
Vegeta: Then why do you do it?
The Saiyan: Don't know.
Miroku: Well, you can't beat that logic.
Sango: Shut up Miroku-chan. Where's Kagome and Inuyasha?
Vegeta: They're probably off fucking each other or something.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get this story started.
Sango: The Saiyan does not own anything. This idea belongs to Cattails.
The Saiyan: It's true. And also I have been asked to inform all of you readers that Choco-penguin is a SHE! Now lets get this chapter started.
(Cattails is sleeping in a tree when she smells a foul odor that wakes her
up)
Cattails: (sniff sniff) KAMI!! what the FRIK is THAT?! (looks down) it burns!
(Kikyo and Naraku are below her, making out)
Cattails: where's TS when you need him?
The Saiyan: OH, GAWD, NO!!
Cattails: it's hurting my eyes!
The Saiain: so... how can we cause pain to Naraku and Kikyo today?
Cattails: (pulls out a magical whistle) (blows whistle)
(a hoard of squirrels appears)
Cattails: (points to the disturbing sight)
Squirrels: snarff!! (Attack Kikyo and Naraku)
(Kikyo & Naraku fall over; now piles of bones)
The Saiyan: O_O
Cattails: carnivorous squirrels.
The Saiyan: Ah.
Cattails: (blows whistle again)
(squirrels run off)
Inu: What was all that noise? (sees piles of bones) I assume some of those belong to Kikyou. To whom do the others belong?
Cattails & The Saiyan: Naraku.
Inu: (walks over and picks up Naraku's Shikon shard)
Kag: I sense a jewel shard.
Inu: (holds up huge shard) That you do.
Kag: YAY! The rest of the shikon no tama, almost!! (Kisses Inu)
Inu: (responds)
Shippo: It's about time!
Miroku: Bravo, Inuyasha.
Sango: Shut up, Miroku.
Miroku: Are we jealous? *hand wanders*
Sango: Houshi-sama...*whack*
Miroku: @-@ I thought it was okay since we-
Sango: (Covers his mouth)
The Saiyan: O.K. then...
Shippo: Since what? Come on! I wanna know!
Miroku: Since we.............
Everybody except Vegeta: Don't even say it!
Vegeta: Fine. If he won't, then I will. (Whispers in Shippo's ear)
Shippo: Oh, is that all?
Kag: (Shocked) How come you're not reacting like it's a big deal?
Shippo: Well, that's because I seen you and Inuyasha doing that deep in the woods every night doing that.
Vegeta and The Saiyan: (Snicker)
The Saiyan: Well, That's all for now. And I'm sorry to announce that my Internet has been shut down so I won't be able to up-date as quickly as normal. And don't forget to review. Ja ne!
