The Saiyan: Yo! Welcome back! And also, the beautiful Cattails is back!

Vegeta: Do you have to do that?

The Saiyan: No

Vegeta: Then why do you do it?

The Saiyan: Don't know.

Miroku: Well, you can't beat that logic.

Sango: Shut up Miroku-chan. Where's Kagome and Inuyasha?

Vegeta: They're probably off fucking each other or something.

The Saiyan: Well, lets get this story started.

Sango: The Saiyan does not own anything. This idea belongs to Cattails.

The Saiyan: It's true. And also I have been asked to inform all of you readers that Choco-penguin is a SHE! Now lets get this chapter started.

(Cattails is sleeping in a tree when she smells a foul odor that wakes her
up)

Cattails: (sniff sniff) KAMI!! what the FRIK is THAT?! (looks down) it burns!

(Kikyo and Naraku are below her, making out)

Cattails: where's TS when you need him?

The Saiyan: OH, GAWD, NO!!

Cattails: it's hurting my eyes!

The Saiain: so... how can we cause pain to Naraku and Kikyo today?

Cattails: (pulls out a magical whistle) (blows whistle)

(a hoard of squirrels appears)

Cattails: (points to the disturbing sight)

Squirrels: snarff!! (Attack Kikyo and Naraku)

(Kikyo & Naraku fall over; now piles of bones)

The Saiyan: O_O

Cattails: carnivorous squirrels.

The Saiyan: Ah.

Cattails: (blows whistle again)

(squirrels run off)

Inu: What was all that noise? (sees piles of bones) I assume some of those belong to Kikyou. To whom do the others belong?

Cattails & The Saiyan: Naraku.

Inu: (walks over and picks up Naraku's Shikon shard)

Kag: I sense a jewel shard.

Inu: (holds up huge shard) That you do.

Kag: YAY! The rest of the shikon no tama, almost!! (Kisses Inu)

Inu: (responds)

Shippo: It's about time!

Miroku: Bravo, Inuyasha.

Sango: Shut up, Miroku.

Miroku: Are we jealous? *hand wanders*

Sango: Houshi-sama...*whack*

Miroku: @-@ I thought it was okay since we-

Sango: (Covers his mouth)

The Saiyan: O.K. then...

Shippo: Since what? Come on! I wanna know!

Miroku: Since we.............

Everybody except Vegeta: Don't even say it!

Vegeta: Fine. If he won't, then I will. (Whispers in Shippo's ear)

Shippo: Oh, is that all?

Kag: (Shocked) How come you're not reacting like it's a big deal?

Shippo: Well, that's because I seen you and Inuyasha doing that deep in the woods every night doing that.

Vegeta and The Saiyan: (Snicker)

The Saiyan: Well, That's all for now. And I'm sorry to announce that my Internet has been shut down so I won't be able to up-date as quickly as normal. And don't forget to review. Ja ne!