Finally, I am un-grounded! And I can update! I would like to thank all of my dear reviewers…now I want 80 reviews please! More is better.
At phantomphan1992's call, all chaos stopped. And the gift giving began. Phan-girls and phantom-phans (what's the difference?) all lined up in front of Gerry, who was placed on a large throne. The gift were given as follows (as much as I can remember):
Phantomphan1992: a big, shiny, DIME!
PhantomofthePunjab: random kilts w/ matching punjabs, dark chocolate, and a picture of herself
Vicomte-du-Shiny: a good deal of new kilts in a variety of colors, several phan repellents, a full pardon signed by Andrew Lloyd Webber to escape from phans, a winning lottery ticket, a venus flytrap, and a lifetime supply of skittles
Dreamless Wind: a life-size model of Piangi to repel phan-girls
Heir of Tarot: a signed copy of her book, Heir of Tarot
Supreme Ruler of Llamas: phan-girl-repelling force-field-hat
Helena Lenore: A HUGE army of holy llamas, who are equipped with deluxe sushi throwers, with pin balls paint stripes of DOOM, also with my phone number written on all the llama's rumps, and picture, and birthday, and the date for our wedding, the llama's can also FLY and transform into red trucks with WINGS! Llama's come with threatening holy llama music, life size version of yours truly in a dress, and of course, the newest in punjab technology, the punjab 3459868684! (It's Fop proof! Raoul's not getting outta THIS ONE!! maniacal laughter And last but not least, a sound track of me ATTEMPTING to sing along to PotO songs. (Too much to copy out…)
Beeb: a llama named Captain McDougal
PhantomoftheBasket: one hundred bucks
Gerikslover: a new kilt
Supergirrl: Sim family in which Erik and Christine get married and have six children, who are all beautiful and look a lot like him (Raoul dies after he loses a fight to Erik.), a Christine clone who loves and worships him, and OC Dominique, who is his daughter. She's disfigured, and has a bad singing voice, but she can imitate any voice she hears perfectly, and is otherwise a lot like him. After he dies, she takes over as the Lady Phantom and kills Erik's almost-dead mom, and spends a good portion of the story trying to kill her half-brother, Raoul and Christine's son. (I think I burned out my keyboard)
LonesomeGurlAngelofDeath: weapons to defend against phan-girls
Skittleness; voice recorder to hide somewhere and make phan-girls chase
(EEK! Thirteen phans giving gifts! Now for my gift. And the muses' gifts.)
Evanesce: hmm…what to give Gerry…I know! A hug. Awww…
Dracula: chocolate-covered cherries
Sherlock Holmes: a magnifying glass. And opium. (Who'd of thought?)
Erik: a cape. For cape-swooshing.
Jack Sparrow: rum
Will Turner: rum
Davey Jones: not rum. An organ. (what kind of organ? The musical kind or the thumpity-thump kind?)
Christine: magically appearing and disappearing eyeliner
Legolas: hairspray
Raoul: a pass to the Girlz Foreva' Spa (this was quickly incinerated.)
Other Muses: random stuff including knitting needles, a lava lamp, a film canister, and some used chewing gum
And that was it. While Gerry was struggling to get out of a pile of kilts and llamas, a great cry came around.
"CAKE TIME!"
The phans came running. What flavor would the cake be? Would it be chocolate or vanilla or marbled or ice cream? Would it be covered in icing or hot sauce or sugar or doughnuts or Harry Potter wand cores? Would it be pink or sparkly or just really cool? The phans waited with baited breath…and drool. Then the cart was rolled out. The silver cover was removed. And the cake was-
A fruitcake.
A carrot fruitcake.
There was complete silence. Then someone cried out "YAY!"
Raoul was instantly tackled.
While the phans stood stunned, no one noticed a certain Scottish actor stealthily sneaking out of his throne. No one, that is to say, but a poodle.
Gerry tried to run. He really did. But all he succeeded in doing was tripping over his pile of belated birthday gifts. He set of all of the phan-girl repelling devices. And due to the large number of phans in the vicinity, they went off.
Ooh...I think this story is almost over. Sniff. Anyway, I really want to reach 80 reviews, so please review. It's not that hard!
