"We should have a wall with the Donkey Kong course and DK throwing Christmas ornaments."
"Alright. When are you going to start?"
"Wrong. When are we going to start?"
"I have no artistic ability."
"Well, you're going to help, so it can be made by us."
"..."
"..."
"Okay."
"So what do we do first?"
"Lightly sketch the idea."
"Now what?"
"To give it a warm feel, take the brush and put in that color..."
"..."
"Then lightly paint around the corners."
"Okay."
"Now use your fingers to color the rest."
"Our fingers?"
"Yep."
"But they'll get so messy."
"That's the fun in painting."
"Here's the spray bottle. Spray the painting."
"Why?!"
"Because... I want us to. Now spray."
"That's what she said."
"Shut up."
"And our masterpiece is completed."
"Now we have to clean up."
"Yeah, that's the worst part."
"Agreed."
I KNOW NOTHING OF PAINTING BTW!
