So yeah, thanks for the votes. This first paragraph was written before I opened up voting, but I couldn't really think of where I would actually be able to go from there. Here's voting results:
#1: 30%
#2: 30%
#3: 20%
#4: 10%
#5: 10%
#6: 0% (10 votes total….)
I just realized something… Mizore was a looot hotter (not as hot as Moka…) when she had long hair. Why the eff would she cut it? I also just remembered something… Senoku's in Youkai Jr.? That's not Junior high, that's Jr. as in Junior, as in K-9. (Not the dog thing)
Disclaimers: I don't own Rosario to Vampire, nor do I claim any ownership towards any of these characters. Any opinions stated are not mine, nor do they reflect my personal belief system. Any resemblance to a person, place, or thing (noun) is purely coincidental, and should not be taken to heart.


Tsukune splashed water onto his face, while he stared at the mirror. The face that looked back at him was exactly the same, perfect to the last atom. So why was he so unnerved? It was quite possible that he was nervous because his rage nearly killed somebody. That explanation would be justified. Tsukune still couldn't understand why he had nearly killed another monster, one of those whom he was sworn to protect. The real reason Tsukune was so perturbed was in the infirmary at the moment. Moka was visiting Kurumu! What kind of person would visit an attempted rapist in the morning?!

---Meanwhile, in the infirmary---

"I'm so sorry about what he did, but at least it'll heal?" Moka smiled nervously, as Kurumu glared, her eyes piercing Moka as daggers would do. "You can't fully blame him, though… Why did you try to cheat in our fight, and nearly get me raped?"

"I don't have to explain myself to you," Kurumu snarled and turned over in her bed. Moka frowned, but said nothing.

"I guess I'll go… sorry to bother you, Kurumu…" Moka sighed and walked out of the door. Kurumu had been a total bitch ever since Tsukune had crippled her, but that was to be expected. Who wouldn't be depressed over living a painful life? Moka sighed again, and decided to aimlessly walk around the school grounds for a while, so as not to disturb Tsukune's sleep.

---Back with Tsukune. He went to school, and has just reached the graveyard---

"Damn it! Why did I lose control last night?!" Tsukune yelled, and kicked a gravestone, causing the top to sever and go flying. "Ah, shit… That's disrespectful…"

"Don't let it worry you," a mysterious woman said; appearing behind a tree, "I freeze them all the time."

The hairs on the back of Tsukune's neck stood up. "Who are you, and what do you want?" He narrowed his eyes and took a fighting stance; his hands held loosely away from his chest, with his legs a shoulder-width apart.

"I'm Shirayuki Mizore. You're a lot cuter than the pictures show," Mizore said. She had long, purple hair which brought out her icy eyes. Her hair was in disarray, but made it to the approximate location of her shoulder blades. Mizore was wearing a white sweater over her school uniform, and knee socks with blue and purple stripes. She seemed to be intently sucking on a yellow lollipop.

"Pictures? Are you a stalker?" Tsukune frowned. He knew that stalkers were supposed to be horrible, but in reality a lot of them were too shy to actually express any infatuation; and thus reverted to stalking.

"There was a story about you in the newspaper. Congratulations on beating Kuyou."

"Mhmm… That's old news though. There must be a reason you spoke to me today?" Tsukune pressed, trying to get to the bottom of this before school started.

"Well… Mother always told me that opposites attract, but I'm sure we have something in common…" Mizore took Tsukune's arm and she pressed herself against him, "You're a loner too, right? I can tell," She smiled and looked up at him.

"I… see? Sorry, but I'm not a loner. I'm also…." Tsukune trailed off, unsure about how to break the news. Snow women usually tended to get violent when their "obsessee" (obsesser, obsesse) was taken, and Tsukune didn't want to get into another fight.

"You're also…?" Mizore fished, pressing herself against Tsukune even more.

Tsukune frowned, "Taken." He shuddered at what he expected would happen next.

Mizore just frowned, and shrank away from him. "Taken…? You have a girlfriend?" (A/N: I LOVE THE NEXT PART [I THINK])

"Errr… I have a wife and a daughter…" As Tsukune readied himself to sprint, he noticed the ground beneath him turn to ice. Not good… Tsukune began to back away slowly, when he suddenly tripped, falling flat on his butt. "Ahh…" Tsukune winced, while rubbing his butt.

Before Tsukune could get up, Mizore jumped onto him, latching herself around his waist. "I don't care if you're taken! Just please, give me children!" Mizore began to unbutton his pants, and gasped as his… flaccid penis popped out.

"Mizore, this isn't right! I'm married, stop it!" Tsukune yelled, sending bats flying. 'Ah crap, who heard that?'

---In The Meantime---

"Mizore, this isn't right! I'm married, stop it!" Moka frowned. Wasn't that Tsukune's voice? Moka walked towards the sound of his voice, and gasped when she finally saw them.

A girl with purple hair, and a really short skirt was reaching towards Tsukune's now erect penis, while he just sat there on the ground; his eyes wide, and his hands trembling.

"So, Tsukune, having fun?" Moka smiled sweetly, her eyes making him wince in pain.

Tsukune jumped back from Mizore, and stared at Moka in fear. 'Wait, why am I so scared… aren't I stronger? No wait, she's my weakness… DAMN THE WORLD!' Tsukune smiled nervously, "M-moka… This isn't w-what it looks l-like…."

"Don't lie to her, Tsukune. Don't you think it's time that she found out about your marriage to some frigid bitch? What about how I saved you?" Mizore frowned, pulling at Tsukune's concave penis. (He's so scared it disappears. *shiver*)

"Oh, I'm a frigid bitch, am I?" Moka raised her voice, about to explode. Her hair was becoming a far lighter shade of pink than it was 3 minutes ago. "She decided to save you from me?" Her eyes were becoming a darker green, nearly red.

"N-no…. S-she came onto me, and I can't…." Tsukune stuttered while trying to pull up his pants.

"I came onto you? Are you kidding me? You were practically begging for it!" Mizore scoffed.

Tsukune began to tremble as the two women began to have a staring contest. "I-I'm gonna go spend some time with my kid…. I'm sure she won't mind a day off school…"

Moka turned to glare at Tsukune; but he was gone. As she turned back to Mizore, Moka was surprised to see that she was alone. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Moka screamed, her yells echoing throughout the dimension.

In his office, Shuzen shuddered. "Ah, the kid's screwed."

In her classroom, Ms. Nekonome frowned. "That's horrible language."

Wherever he was, Tsukune looked behind himself frantically, his red eyes wide with fear.

---Chilling with Senoku--- (I can't believe I'm actually writing this?)

Senoku frowned. "I'll kill them, I'll kill them not…" she was plucking petals off daisies. "I'll kill them…." At the last petal, she slammed her first into the ground. "FINE! I'll kill them not!"

Tsukune shrank away when he saw her, but somehow managed to get the courage to walk up to her. "Hey, uh… You wanna skip school and hang out?"

Senoku's face lit up for a second until she realized that it was Tsukune. "Suuure… There's nothing better to do than hang out with my dad…."

"Err, if you're lucky, ex-dad." Tsukune sighed, pulling Senoku up and giving her a piggyback ride.

Then her face lit up. "Ex-dad? You're breaking up?! YAY!"

Tsukune frowned. "I really wonder if you'll be that lucky, though…" He tried to chuckle, but it was strained.

Senoku frowned. "Let's go to the park, I wanna terrorize some human kids!" she yelled deviously.

He sighed, "Fine. But you're helping me." Tsukune smirked. She loved to scare humans, and would do anything for the opportunity. It didn't bother him, as long as they were alive, and unharmed.

Senoku scowled. "You're a horrible person."

"Mhmm. I feel lots of regret for nearly destroying the world. Interesting how you turned out to be such a pushover, though."

"Big words for a scared little man."

"If you say so, dear" Tsukune mocked her.

"Eww, you pedophile!" Senoku yelled, punching Tsukune in the chest. She couldn't kill him, but she sure as hell could knock the air out of him.

---T3h P4rk (The Park)---

"So? What did you do?" Senoku stared at Tsukune after she kicked sand into a little kid's eyes (Never happened to me, but I hear it hurts -.-)

"Me? I personally did nothing. Another girl? Stalked me and then tried to rape me after hearing I had a daughter."

The half vampire laughed, mockingly pointing her finger at Tsukune; who scowled. "You let yourself get raped?!"

"Almost let myself get raped. Moka stopped it."

"Lucky you. So I'm guessing she found you in a compromising position, and you're now scared to death?"

"Somehow…"

---At Homeroom---

"Aono Tsukune," Nekonome said. She was doing roll call. After 10 seconds without a reply, she looked up, pushing her glasses up. "Aono-san?"

Moka scowled. "He'll be dead by tomorrow. Don't worry about it."

"But Aka—" Ms. Nekonome started, faltering when Moka interrupted her.

"He'll be dead by tomorrow…" Moka hissed out, in an overly menacing voice. Ms. Nekonome shivered, and called the next name.

--- Back with Tsukune + Senoku ---

"You've got to get rid of her," Senoku regarded Tsukune seriously. "The stalker, I mean. God knows it'd be bad if either you or Moka died or fell apart."

"I know that much, but how? I don't want to fight another woman… Not after last time…" Tsukune's face wrinkled in disgust as he recalled how savage he was.

"She got what was coming to her…" Senoku laughed, her face twisting sadistically for a brief moment, before going back to normal. "It's simple. You have to make it clear you don't want her, or…. You could sic me on her" She smiled evilly, her eyes gaining a tinted red.

"Uh… Why are your eyes red? You're the last resort, by the way…" An unnerved Tsukune shuddered. If he had trouble handling Senoku, Mizore would be completely overwhelmed.

"Fine, go neutral. Just make it clear you don't want her, and sic Moka on her…" Senoku pouted, hoping to get some action.

"How am I supposed to get close enough to ask Moka for a favour…?"

---With Moka---

"Hey, Akashiya! Where's that boyfriend of yours? I want a rematch!" Saizou yelled, finally out of his body cast.

Moka's eyes twitched. "My boyfriend? You shouldn't concern yourself with dead people…"

"You're that confident in me? How about…"

Moka glared at him as she kicked Saizou into the air again. After about 5 minutes of flying, he somehow landed on top of the roof in an unconscious heap of ogre.

---Back with Tsukune---

"…It's that simple. I'll be harassing some kids… Maybe include some rape, I've been…" Senoku shut up as Tsukune glared.

"No rape… That's just cruel…" Rape was a sensitive subject for Tsukune after the past 24 hours of his life.

"Just mocking you, Father." Senoku sneered and pulled down the trousers of a nearby boy, laughing as he began to bawl.

Tsukune frowned. "Who'd believe she's 8 years old…?" Suddenly, the temperature surrounding them began to lower, until they were cold. Tsukune managed to withstand it much better than Senoku, who was glaring at Tsukune.

"You had to get a Snow Woman as a stalker? Good job on sealing me, now I'll freeze."

"If looks could kill…" muttered Tsukune. "Why are you here, Mizore?" he yelled, making the surrounding adults think he was crazy. Until she materialized.

"We have something to finish." She said, simply pointing at his pants and causing Senoku's left eye to twitch.

"THE FUCK?!" She yelled, kicking Mizore in the head. "Honestly, I prefer Moka…" She muttered, before grabbing Tsukune and running quickly.

"So, uh… Where'd you learn the language…?" Tsukune tried to make small talk, all the while aware of the murderous women on either end.

"You learn things when you join anti-monster/human organizations…" She sighed.

Tsukune stared right at her. "Any chance you have a name?"

"Uh… Anti-thesis? They somehow managed to get the chairman to unseal me. Does it matter?!" She yelled once they hit a towering iceberg in the middle of a sunny day. "OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!"

"I'm irresistible to women?" Tsukune deadpanned.

"Nice try." She whacked him in the head, and backed away from the crazy ice-bitch that appeared.

"You… Kicked me? I'm sure Tsukune wouldn't mind if it was just the two of us… A snow child would be much better than you…" Mizore unveiled her true form, causing her hair and hands to become enveloped within ice.

Senoku scoffed, "A snow child? You're an idiot. I'm so much stronger than you could ever be." Senoku tugged at her seal and frowned. "Hey genius, isn't this dangerous enough?"

"Err… Not yet. One of us has to be bleeding enough first." He sighed and quickly transformed, turning his hair white and eyes red. "Just out of curiosity; how long have you been stalking me?"

"I only got the paper a couple hours ago, so for about 3 hours?" Mizore frowned. "Why would you try to delay me with such a stupid question?"

"Oh, simple. If you'd been watching me about 12 hours ago, you'd know that it's not smart to mess with me." Tsukune smirked, and walked slowly towards Mizore, letting his yoki overpower her.

Mizore stifled a gasp as she felt it. His yoki was radiating from him in such high levels; she was scared for the first time in her life. How could he manage to hide such numerous yoki? "What… are… you?"

"I'm not yours." Tsukune smirked, and ducked as she sent an ice dagger towards him. "Nice try. Now it's my turn."

Tsukune closed his eyes for a second, and opened his right hand. Mizore and Senoku stared in confusion. "I guess I'll have to try out something that hasn't been done for aeons…"

"You can't mean…?" Senoku stared, mouth ajar at Tsukune. He would use one of the ancient arts to deal with a snow woman?

"Of course I can. Did you know that if you manipulate your yoki enough; you can alter somebody's brain?" Tsukune smirked, as a red substance began to form within his hand. Tsukune's yoki began to crystallize, and solidify, until all that was left, was a swirling inferno of yoki.

"You wouldn't…" Mizore trembled, backing away slowly.

"I suppose I wouldn't kill you, per se…. and I've already made one person depressed for life, so I'll make things easier for me…" Tsukune smirked, as he pounced onto Mizore and pressed his right hand against a side of her brain.

Mizore screamed as Tsukune's yoki seemed to burn a hole through her scalp and skull, making her pulsating brain visible. Tsukune smirked at all the electricity he could see, and quickly stuck his hand even further in, rearranging her synapses and neural pathways, Mizore screeching loudly. When he was done, he withdrew his hand, and her wound was instantly healed.

Senoku shuddered. One of the ancient Vampire arts was yoki solidification. One of the strongest branches of this method could; in theory be used to manipulate the brain. It was a painful experience, but there were no after effects, and all wounds were quickly healed by the remnants of yoki left. It was one of the ways that the ancient Vampire elders would punish traitors back when the world was in disarray.

"You have no feelings for me whatsoever, and you will confess to Moka that you forced me into it. I don't care what you say, as long as she believes it. After you're done, you'll wake up with no recollection of anything regarding me, and you will not approach me again." Tsukune quickly said, watching as her eyes glazed over. He hated to use that technique on her, especially since it was his first try; but there was no other non-violent method he could use.

---Happily Ever After---

"I got a movie! It's bloody!" Tsukune yelled as he came back from the local movie store.

"What's it called?" Moka asked, cuddling against Tsukune.

"Max Payne. It's about a detective who lost his wife and kid, and he goes on a search for the culprit after his best friend his killed."

Senoku simply sat down in front of the TV, crunching away at popcorn. Such was the life in the Aono household. Until the next chapter, when another problem comes.

To Be Continued


I didn't steal anything from DBZ… The yoki crystallization was actually stolen from CrossVampire… if I'm asked to (by Ou-Rex) I'll remove it, but it stays otherwise. Anyone question how believeable that story really is?

BTW: This chapter took me forever to write, mostly cuz I actually read like 2-3 pages of my book every 3-30 minutes…. Yeah… You gotta admit though. Ancient Vampire arts? It's catchy, and you'd sure love to possess them w/o being on the receiving end. I'm thinking that next chapter is either Antithesis or Ruby. I still can't decide. The poll thing was a trial, and since only 10 people voted, I'm probably not going to try that again. Okay, thanks for reading. Nef, Dragon, Ghostknight, and everyone else: I look forward to your reviews :D

PS: I gots a long weekend! Monday + Tuesday are off!