Disclaimer: I do not own any Legend of Zelda characters. This is a story I have created and not a part in anyway making me money... I am poor... and possibly more so now having written this...

Anyway, please enjoy, and if you find that I have any problems, misspellings, or even if I am terrible at this, tell me... but be respectful. Hope you like it!


Ganondorf's Reign of Terror

Impa and Zelda race around on a horse (toy horse) and Impa stares Link down as Zelda tosses her ocarina into the bushes. Soon after they depart, Ganondorf appears without a horse.

Ganondorf: Hello Link, look at your fairy, now back to me, now back to your fairy, now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. If she stopped using helium and started breathing sulfur hexafluoride, she could sound like she is me. Look down, back up, where are you?

Gannon is standing next to Link with his arm around his shoulders.

Ganondorf: You're in Hyrule with the man your fairy could sound like. What's in your hand (Link looks down to see his sword), back at me. I have it; it's the Master Sword with two pieces of Triforce missing on my hand. Look again, the triforce is now rupees. Anything is possible when you breath sulfur hexafluoride and not helium. I'm on a horse. (Ganon is now on the fake horse and the Old Spice tune plays)

Link and Navi stare at him in shock.

Link: What do you want! (holding sword ready to attack)

Ganondorf: Heh, heh, heh, you want a piece of me? Very funny! I like your attitude.

Ganon raises his hand and his magic knocks Link to the ground.

Ganondorf: Pathetic little fool! Do you know who I am? I am Ganondorf! Ruler of all fucking evil! And soon, I will rule the world!

Ganon 'races' off on horse.

Link: (Getting up) I'm going home! I don't care if the princess dies!

Navi: What's that? (pointing to the bushes)

Link shrugs as he tries to see what Navi is pointing to.

Navi: Look closer, you'll see it.

Link: (Crawling into bush) You better not push me, I hate dark areas-

Link runs out of the bush screaming like a girl.

Navi: What's wrong? (Stands ready to fight) Do you need Z-targeting?

Link: Get it off! Get it off! (referring to ladybug on his shoulder)

Navi takes the bug off and looks to Link.

Navi: Did you find it?

Link: I didn't find anything but this stupid ocarina-

Navi: It's the Ocarina of Time! (way too enthused)

The scene brightens and everything around is white. The scene darkens and Link is standing next to Zelda.

Zelda: Link, can you hear me? (whisper)

Link: Not really.

Zelda: Can you hear me now? (soft speaking voice)

Link: It's a bit better

Zelda: How about now? (right by his ear)

Link: Clear as a bell

Zelda: Good… when you hold this ocarina, I won't be around anymore. I wanted to wait for you, but I couldn't delay any longer. At least I leave you with the ocarina and this melody. This song opens the Door of Time.

Zelda plays tune and waits for a moment.

Impa: (Thick Russian accent) Play! Now!

Link: Where the hell did-

Impa: Play! (holds fist ready to hit)

Link plays the song.

Zelda: Now play this song in front of the alter in the Temple of Time. You must protect the Triforce!

Scene fades to black.


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