Author's note: The following chapter has been suggest by a guest reviewer identified as travisshallwrite. In this chapter, Travis will fall down a well and land in the 1960's. He will meet and join a group of hippy back-to-the-landers lead by a young Mr. Ratburn. Travis will alienate the group by retelling his fanfiction stories to them.
Now that I have already told you what is going to happen in this chapter, there's really no reason for you to read this chapter since I told you what is going to happen, but you should read and review and not flame it anyway.
In other news, the current poll results are overwhelmingly in favor of Travis leaving this community.
We see Travis falling down a well. Travis fell down the well. Down the well Travis falled. We then see Travis falling through a time portal that took him back in time to the 1960's. We then see Travil falling out of the well and into Elwood City in the 1960's. We see everybody wearing funny tie-dye clothes with chains around there necks in the shape of peace symbols. We then see a group of hippies that look very familiar because they are Mr. Ratburn, Mr. Haney, Arthur's dad and Francine's dad. We follow Travis as he goes to see them.
"Hello, my name is Travis." Travis said to them.
"Hello, brother, would you care to join us?" There leader asked. There leader was Mr. Ratburn when he was young, but he called himself Flower Child.
"Okay, I will join you, what are doing?" Travis asked.
"We are growing a bounty for nurishment of course." Another hippy said. This hippy was a young Mr. Haney who called himself Tree Hugger.
"Do you know what is really nurishing?" Travis asked. "Cookies of course."
"Cookies maybe simple. Cookies maybe pure. But cookies are not nurishing of course." Ratburn Flower Child said.
"Nothing made by the establishment is nurishing man in fact." Haney Tree Hugger said.
"Only the goodness of things given to us from the land is made to nurish our bodies in fact." Another hippy said. This hippy was a young Arthur's dad who called himself Star Power.
"What about muffins?" Travis asked.
"Muffins are made by muffin mans who live on Drury Lanes, they do not nurish of course." Another hippy said. This hippy was Francine's dad who called himself Star of David because he is Jewish.
"Only the goodness of things given to us from the land is made to nurish our bodies of course." Ratburn Flower Child said.
"You can join us if you want in fact." Haney Tree Hugger said.
"Okay, I will join you. Do you guys want to hear my stories?" Travis asked.
"Are you a storyteller?" Ratburn Flower Child.
"I am a storyteller of course." Travis said.
"Cosmic." Haney Tree Hugger said.
"Tell us your stories, and enlighten us with your knowledge." Arthur's dad Star Power said.
"We see Arthur, Buster, Binky, Bud, Timmy, and Tommy getting circumsized. It is to prevent infection and skin cancer of course. It hurts alot in fact. They had there foreskins cut off in fact. It hurts alot of course." Travis said.
"Our members are sacred, we need to to have them mutilated in anyway. Bad story indeed." Arthur's dad Star Power said.
"We see Emily and she is touching her panties too much. She has a bruised bladder in fact. It is because she touched herself too much of course. She wets herself all the time because of her bruised bladder from where she touched herself too much in fact." Travis said.
"You have no understanding of medicinal powers. Bad story." Francine's dad Star of David said.
"We see Arthur and them going into to bath houses. There are gay people all over the place in fact. They are naked and they bath in front of each other of course. And it is totally not sexual in fact." Travis said.
"We are born in the nude of course. We live in the nude in fact. We died in the nude of course. Nude people are happy people, you are correct indeed." Haney Tree Hugger.
"We see Fern eating a cookie. It is a really good cookie in fact. She also eats a muffin. It is a really good muffin of course." Travis said.
"Cookies maybe simple. Cookies maybe pure. But cookies are not nurishing of course." Ratburn Flower Child said.
"Nothing made by the establishment is nurishing man in fact." Haney Tree Hugger said.
"Only the goodness of things given to us from the land is made to nurish our bodies of course. Bad story." Ratburn Flower Child said.
"We see someone giving Lydia a bath. We see how this caretaker touches Lydia. It is sexual in fact. We then see Lydia's dad giving Lydia a bath. We see how he does not touch her because he is her dad and she is his daughter. It is totally not sexual of course." Travis said.
"All of your stories are bad, please go away and leave us alone." Ratburn Flower Child said.
We see the group of hippies running away.
