Hola,

Just wanting to say a quick thank you to my readers, and my reviewers...Also Abbie who is my inspiration for...you guessed it, ABBIE!
I can't believe there are people out there who read this....HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! :D

J.S.Y.K-- I am really bad when it comes to pranks and shit like that so I triiiiied to make it funny, don't hate me XD

Disclaimer: I swear if you haven't caught on by now -gets ShamWow the ready- You is gonna get ShamWowwed!!!


[Abbie's P.O.V]

I had the utmost pleasure of snacking on potato chips at the moment. Szechuan flavored, yum.
I was outside, laying across the top of the picnic table. My face was soon accompanied by Sloan's ass.

"Eating here, can't you see?" I stated.
"Yeah, whatever." She shook her head. I pinched her bum
"Don't" Sloan warned. Psht, I do what I want, I'm Abbie Joon for God's sake.
I pinched her again.
"I swear Abbie!" ...Pinch.
Sloan turned around and started to tickle me. I giggled until I was out of breath, thank Pac-Man I wasn't eating anything, I would've choked for sure.
It was just me, Sloan, Matt and Mello. I was surprised he didn't have Amber clinging onto to him like she's been doing since the day she "returned"

"Have you seen Cricket around?" Matt turned to Mello.
"Nope, I heard she hasn't been back for awhile now." Blondie shrugged.

I had no idea who they were talking about and chose not to really care.
"Hey, I'm making the world's greatest universal remote" I grinned.
"Oh yeah? Couldn't be any worse than that gel pen that actually wrote with hair gel" Sloan rolled her eyes.
"Gimme a break! I was young and impulsive!" I protested.
"It happened last week"
Touche, she had me there.

Meh, Sloan's been a little touchy. 3 months without a cigarette...now that's just brutal for her.


I was bored.
I rolled onto my side and said to Matt, "Hey, I really like that" I pointed to his sweater.
"What?" He looked down and I flicked his nose.
"Honestly who still does that?" He rubbed his nose.
"Honestly who still falls for that?" Oh, betcha didn't see that one coming.
Mello and Sloan snickered at my remark.

I kissed Matt's nose and apologized.
"I have an uuuuurge" I rolled back over and started to pinch Sloan again.
"What is this urge?" She asked rather...deviously. I loved Sloan, she always knew when to be dirty.
"I don't know exactly. D'you think you in my bed can fix it?" I giggled

Matt looked at us with his bottom jaw dropped.
"Ha-ha, your lover is broken." I said.
"He's not my lover...yet" Sloan winked at the gamer.
Ha, too bad Jay couldn't be like us. That'd just own everything. We could totally do the same thing to Near that way.


A vast ye maties" I called in pirate lingo.
"Dingy off the port bow" I pointed to a gothic girl who was running towards us.
"Finally" Matt sighed. That must be Cricket then.
"Matt!" She waved. "I've got your cancer sticks!"
"It's about time!" He yelled.

There was a trade being made, money for carton of cigarettes.
"Mattie-kins smokes?" I questioned the obvious.
"Meh, it's not that big of a deal." He shrugged
"It is when you do it in our room" was Mel's opinion.
"I open the window, geez."

Cricket had choppy dark purple hair with two long blonde braids on each temple. She was pretty, she had aquamarine eyes, a labret piercing and wore glitter on the apples of her cheeks.

"This is Cricket." Matt introduced.
She twiddled her fingers in a wave and grinned.

"Abbie Joon at your service!" I sat up and saluted her.
"Sloan McKenzie, yoh" Sloan nodded.
"You tell people your real names?" Cricket asked.
"Hell no, what kind of crazy people do you think we are? My real name's much cooler than that" I stated proudly.

"By the way, where's Ace?" Mello asked Cricket.
"She should be back in another day or so... Kinda lost her along the way" She shrugged.
I was so lost, like if they lived here then why the hell would they leave? It was kind of like she read my mind so she answered,
"You must not get what we do. Ace and I are really good at trafficking products and stuff like Matt's cigarettes, we just have to sneak out for a little while to get ahold of the merch"
"Ha-ha, British hustlah's" Sloan chuckled.

I pressed the tongue against the inside of my cheek, maybe she could help me then.
"Hey, on your next outting, d'you think you can find me lead based paint?"
"I believe I can, not all shops banned them so..."
"Sweet, you might become my new best friend." I grinned.


So it was me + Sloan + Mello + Matt + Cricket...I feel a plot cooking up.

"Hey, has anyone seen L today?" Mello asked
"Watari took him out for some bakery shopping like 2 hours ago...you should wait another 2 hours til they get back" I laughed.
"Actually...that means Roger's all alone" He smirked, and boy, what a sexy/mischevious smirk it was.
"Ooo, I know that face, what you thinking of?" Cricket poked him.
"Wanna mess with Roger?"
All of us nodded. I helped with this one -hi 5's self- It involved a hot pepper, a camera, a fire extinguisher and Roger.
I took it upon myself to do the last step. So as soon as everyone understood what we were doing, we split up.


[Continued in third person]

Mello and Matt were sent to their room, Sloan was stationed in front of Roger's office, Cricket went to the kitchen and Abbie went to find a fire extinguisher.
Cricket put on a pair of gloves, found the hottest pepper that the kitchen had, took a knife out of the drawer and began dicing the hot veggie into small pieces.
Sloan was to count down from 100 before bothering Roger... 8,7,6,5,4,3...2...1.

"ROGER!!!" She stormed into the office, taking the elderly man by surprise.
"Dear Go-- What is it?" He asked.
"Dude, I was walking by Matt and Mello's room and I heard some totally inappropriate noise and I'm gonna be scarred for life, now fix it!" Sloan demanded.
Now Roger, being the good little Christian man he was, immediately appealed to Sloan's request and sought out the apparently "love-making" couple.

Cricket quickly dashed to Roger's office, smeared the pepper juice onto the door handle and disposed of the evidence.
"You got the camera too?" Sloan inquired.
"Heck yeah. It's got the brightest flash, it'll be blinding for sure"

Matt and Mello -who were in no circumstances getting it on- escaped from the bony wrath that was Roger and hid with Sloan and Cricket.
Abbie had finally found the extinguisher and removed it from its mount on the wall and went to her position.


Since Roger could not locate the "hooligans" he was going to go back to his office and watch his Soap Opera's. He placed his hand on the peppery juicy door knob and was about to enter when Cricket snuck up behind him and said,
"Roger turn around!" As he did so, she held up the camera and took his picture. The blinding flash of light had caused him to rub his eyes where the hot juice of the red veggie now resided.
-I don't know if any of you have rub your eyes with pepper juice on them but it fucking burns like hell-
"Arg! My eyes they fucking burn!" He cursed.

"Now!" Sloan motioned for Abbie. She scurried up behind him, stuck the nozzle of the extinguisher down his pants and pulled the handle.
The icy foam was being doused down his pants and he couldn't do anything about it.
Giggling like mad-men, the 5 of them went in search for a hiding spot.

He'd probably find out sooner or later that it was them, but it'd probably be after his ass thawed.


Lol sorry for such a lame ass chapter, I needed to put something in here.

I don't know, it'll probably all start to make sense in a few more chapters -where there will be happy Amber Bashing time-
Has anyone noticed I've been turning out chapters a lot quicker than usual?

Anyways, peace out for now.