Hey so I'm very sad (yet still hyper, somehow?) that I only got one review from one of my friends for the last chapter...

...I can hear the sarcastic boohoos right now...

Ah well on with the story ah ha (BTW A I'm ganna do the idea you said in this chapter YAY)

Chapter 12 – Drooling over the wrong person

Magnus watched Alec talk his brother and sister out of their war after 3 weeks of watching it happen; they had started to look less murderous and sat down at the Lightwood's kitchen table. Jace pulled Clary onto his lap and Magnus refrained from making a –humorous- commentabout their matching eyebrow predicament.

Izzy sat down and proceeded to drool over the gangly geek in the corner who was in turn drooling over Clary and glaring at Jace who was whispering in Clary's ear and Magnus was pretty sure licking it.

Magnus leaned over and whispered into Alec's ear 'Are you aware that your brother has his tongue in Clary's ear and the nerd in the corner looks like he's going to murder him whilst your sister on the other hand is undressing him, the geek I mean, with her eyes.'

Alec turned his head and whispered back 'Yeah I know it's been happening for about 3 days now, the nerd is called Simon by the way and my sister dumped him after two weeks and now has decide he is totally – in her words – hawt.'

'Gross.'

'Why?'

'Because he's wearing his face.'

'Does that even make sense anywhere?'

'Probably somewhere; like in my head...' Magnus trailed off then winked at Alec who smiled softly back.

'Oh yeah so where are your parents and brother?' Magnus asked turning to address the group.

Jace pulled away from Clary and grinned at her, she then blushed profusely. 'They're somewhere around; busy running the ship. They keep Max with them to keep him safe they say he's not old enough to wonder around by himself like we do.'

'So they don't even talk to you?'

'Not really; just check up on us from time to time.' Izzy had snapped out of her drool fest.

'Don't you miss them?'

'Again, sometimes.' Alec replied then got up and pulled up Magnus and whispered in his ear: 'Let's leave the hormones to rage.'

Magnus followed happily wondering why he didn't think he had raging hormones. Behind him he heard some sucking noises and Izzy scream 'Jace what the hell is wrong with you?'

And who he assumed was Simon scream 'What the hell are you doing to her ear jackass?' Magnus laughed quietly to himself.

OOOOO

Magnus grinned against Alec's mouth whilst lying back on Alec's bed with Alec on top.

'How is this not included under the heading on raging hormones?' Magnus muttered and Alec pulled away slightly smiling sheepishly.

'Because we don't have all the sexual tension as well?' He asked timidly.

'Sexual tension my ass.' Magnus said with a grin and pulled Alec back down.

10 minutes later and Alec's phone scared them both with its ring tone:

I can't make my own decisions Or make any with precision Well, maybe you should tie me up So I don't go where you don't want me
You say that I been changing That I'm not just simply aging Yeah, how could that be logical? Just keep on cramming ideas down my throat
Oh, oh, oh, oh You don't have to believe me But the way I, way I see it Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger I'll point it to the mirror
If God's the game that you're playing Well, we must get more acquainted Because it has to be so lonely To be the only one who's holy
It's just my humble opinion But it's one that I believe in You don't deserve a point of view If the only thing you see is you
Oh, oh, oh, oh You don't have to believe me But the way I, way I see it Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger I'll point it to the mirror
This is the last second chance (I'll point you to the mirror) I'm half as good as it gets (I'll point you to the mirror)
I'm on both sides of the fence (I'll point you to the mirror) Without a hint of regret I'll hold you to it
I know you don't believe me But the way I, way I see it Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger I'll point you to the mirror
I know you won't believe me But the way I, way I see it Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger I'll point you to the mirror

Magnus quirked an eyebrow as the song went round again 'Paramore really?'

'Yes.' Alec said and took out the phone 'Yes?' he repeated and kissed Magnus's cheek.

'Magnus heard a women's voice down the phone 'Alec? Alec we're coming to visit you guys! Where are you? We're 2 minutes away from your cabin; you better be there!' The person hung up.

Alec trailed his eyes down Magnus's bare chest then leapt off him and threw his shirt at him.

'Quick! My mum's coming round!'

Ohhh what's going to happen? R&R to find out! :D thanks.