Cell Phone

AN/ Yes, this should be a very funny chapter. Hopefully.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Maximum Ride. But I do own a (Dun dun dun…) CELL PHONE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!

V's Pov

We were in the car and on the move in less then ten minutes. Fang woke up about twenty minutes later.

"WHAT THE &??" he was mad when he woke up. "What the crap happened to my head!!"

"V knocked you out with a frying pan." Samm explained.

"Where'd you get a frying pan?" he asked turning his head to the side to glare at me.

"It was in the trunk." I said. Just then my cell phone rang playing Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. (AN: ha! I wish) I looked at the little caller id thing. It was Jane.

"'Ello Jane- O." I said, answering it.

"Its not a good idea to talk on the phone while your driving." Fang reminded me. I ignored him.

"Hey, where are you? I've been calling your house for the past HOUR. I even called your mom's cell and she said you were 'with friends'."

"Oh, we're on the road right now. We kidnapped fang."

"OH okay, now I remember. I forgot about that plan." She said.

"You should have come with us."

"Oh, well I gotta go. Dinners ready."

"Bye!"

"Who was that?" VG asked.

"It was just Jane."

"I wanted to talk to Jane."Samm whined.

"Whose Jane??" asked Fang, confused.

"One of our nutty friends." VG explained. Just then my cell phone rang again.

"Now what?" I muttered. I looked at the caller ID thing again. Jackson??

"Dude why is Jackson calling me?"

"How does he have your cell number?" Samm asked.

"No idea." I couldn't even remember me EVER calling him with it. "'Ello??"

"Hey."

"Hi."

"Daytona wants to know where you are."

"Tell Daytona It's a secret."

"She's not here at the moment."

"Then how the heck did you get my cell phone number?"

"Ummm, I gotta go. BYE!" and he hung up.

"UH!"

"What?" asked Fang.

"He hung up on me! That polka doted penguin!" Samm, VG, and Fang's eyebrows all rose at the same time.

"Polka dotted penguin?" Samm asked. I shrugged. My Cell phone rang again. It was Daytona.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"Did you tell Jackson to call me?"

"No why?"

"No reason, but I'm thinking therapy would be good for him."

"Umm, okay??" Daytona said, obviously confused.

"Talking while driving. Not good." Fang reminded me. I sighed.

"Listen I gotta go."

"'K Bye." Almost as soon as I hung up, my phone rang again. I looked at the caller id.

"Driving V!!" Fang said. Gezze he was paranoid.

"Its my mom! I cant just NOT answer it!" I answered it and she told me to pick up some toilet paper on the way home. Before I closed my phone, I turned it off.

"That was weird." VG concluded as I pulled off the highway and then into a wal-mart.

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