"My WÄT," Schwab gurgled. Lee's muscles tensed at the noise and he froze, unsure how to respond. Schwab whipped out his dick again, slapping it against the desk like a cold piece of pizza.
"You think THIS could ever attract a women?" he said, glaring at the tentacle. Lee hesitated.
"Um, yes?" he got out, "I thought Vivienne was your wife," he muttered, definitely avoiding making eye contact with the bratwurst on the table. Schwab hooted and ripped his pants off. Lee gasped in fear (don't worry he won't pee (AN: for now :3)) at the noise of velcro ripping, then mentally slapped himself for spending the entire morning with and officer and not noticing that he was wearing stripper pants. Schwab angrily threw his pants into the air where they caught on the ceiling fan spinning on high and began to swiftly circle the room. The cuff of one of the legs hit Lee in the face at full speed, the hard edge of the velcro strap splitting open his lip and causing 'blood' to ejaculate down his body.
"HhHHHHHH" Lee howled, slapping his hands up to cover the wound. Schwab, completely pantless, let out a shout of 'NO' at the sight of the 'blood' and immediately used his strong and ripped big muscle biceps to grab at the pant leg that had destroyed the visage of his young twinkish lover. Schwab's thicc arms grasped uselessly at the fabric as the speed of the ceiling fan whipped the officer off his feet and began to spin him. Lee SCREAMED and clutched his nipple as he watched the love of his life be swung around at the end of the stripper pant leg, appendages ;) flopping left and right.
"I DON'T HAVE A WIIIIIIIIIIFE" Schwab howled, legs toppling everything off his desk as he was being dragged. Lee, unable to cope with the chaotic energy of the situation, decided to lay down on the floor. He watched as the officer above him made one last circle of the room before the end of the pant leg tore and released him from that prison. Schwab slapped the floor faceup and dick a'swingin, breathing heavy with knees spaghe . .
Lee decided to take control of his miserable life and stood up on top of the desk. Shirt long gone, the entire front side of his body covered in blood, he hoped he looked intimidating enough to finally get a heterosexu'straight'al answer from liberty park police officecr epartment officer casey sqaurt.
"You Mother FUCKé you think you can play games with me you spineless WORM! You wretched MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK! Tell me Right Now If you have a wife or NOT!" Lee blasted.
OFficer casey 'javier' swamp looked terrifiedly at the intern. "I,,I_" he stammered, unable to break eye contact. "Vivienen is my sister!" he sobbed, sadly unbuttoning his shirt. Lee stopped dead in his tracks. He had NOT seen that cumming.
