A/N: pls revew for a update!

L masuda and neet were droving down the rode lookingh for That Other Guy.

"We're would be be" asked masuda

"Idk i think hes,an alcoholic so probly at a bar" said Lights Dad

They drov to the bar in LA

"I'll go in becase I'm an alcoholic too so I'll fit in" said masuda

He went in and got a bottle 190 proof evarclear (remembar mello killed the govarnment so it's legal in california now) and drank it and went to find Tgat Other Guy. He went to the bathroom and saw him climing out the window.

"Wtf are you doing" said masuda

"I'm runing from my family" he said "10 year ago I acidentally stabbed my mom and she's been trying to kill me evar since"

Masuda could hear his mom banging on the door (it was the boy bathroom so she coldnt come in)

"If you join the police agan I'll kill your mom" said masuda

"Ok but I'm leving if you don't In a month" said That Orher Guy

They claimed out the window and ran to the car whil That Other Guys Mom shot at them

"Masuda what the fuck did you do" said L

"ItIt' That Otger Guys failt" said masuda "he stabed his mom and now we hav to kill her"

L sped away

"I know were to hidehide" said L

"Did your mom to to kill you too" asked masuda

"I dont hav a mom asshole" said L "But my adoptiv mom, Watery tried to kill me once. Im still,in hiding. Well go where I used to hide from him."

He drov to kroger and they went to the meat aisle and hid In the closet were the janetors had sex. They all day silant for 1 hour and than masuda decided to brake the ice.

"So howd you acidently stab your mom" he askedm

"She said to clean my room and I got mad and stabed her" said That Other Gut

"Why did Watery try to kill you L" asked masuda

"I broke into his houss and stole all his earll Gray tea" said L "And made all the rooms messy"

"Why" said masuda

"Becase he put me in a orphnage where I had to compete with otger kids and had my whol identitty taken away" said L

"You should see a tharapist" said masuda and snorted some cocaine and ecstasy

"You should go to rehab" said L

MEANWHILE AT POKUCE HEADQUARTARSHEADQUARTARS

Light was crying in prisen and mello was playing you carry me by moria peters

evry momant of my life
god you never left my side
evry vally evry storm
you were there you were tgere

Than mat came in

"We should try to get elanors memery back before L get a back" said matt

"Ya but I think the notbooks were burned up when I blew up the building" saud mello

"You shold call the mafia and see if there aluve" said Matt

"What are you guys talkong about" asked light

"I'm kira" said mallo

Light started crying aganagain

MEAN WHILE AT KROGER IN THE MEAT AISKE IN THE CLOSIT WHWRE THE JANITERS HAVE SEX

"When are we gona leave" asked masuda

L looked out tge keyhole and That Other Guys Mom was waiting their

"She's still here" said L

"Since there no girls in here you might have to date a boy" said masuda

"I've gone 29 year with no gf I'll be ok" said L

"That's sad" said Lights Dad "I have 8 gfs"

"Ya" saud L "I'm a virgin"

"Me too" said mazda

"Me too" said Lights Dad "I'm waiting until marrage"

"I'm also a virgen" said That Other Guy

"Y'all are losers" said neet "I hav sex evry day"

"Ew" said L "With who"

"Hot blond girls" said neet "like Morello"

Than masuda noticed a hole leading to...anotger closet!I

"Me and L can go in their so thwres more space in here" said masuda and him and L went threw the hole

30 secands later L came back

"Hi I got tired of masuda" he said

"I wish their was drugs in herw" said neet

"I hav some" said masuda

"Oh well I can just wait" said neet and started listining to the man by lil xan

I been on my shit though, yeah, aye, ooh, yeah
I been on my shit though, ooh, yeah, aye, yeah
I been on my shit though, ooh
I been on my shit though, ooh

"I hate you all" said L and punched neet

Neet fell ovar and broke his third lumbar

"My third lumber" said neet

"You dident use it anyway" said L

"I walked once" said neet

L punched him agan and broke his lacrimal bonw

"My lacramal bone" said neet

"Are you guys figting in tgere" said masuda

That Other Guy strated snapchating the fight

MEANWHILE POKICE HEEDQURTERS

"That Other Guy is snapechating" said Mello "it look like their all stuck in the closet at krogar where the janators have sex"

"I had sex in their when I was a janator" said Mat "What are they doing?"

"L broke neets third lumbar and lacrimal bone" said Mello "And lil xa n is playing in the backgrond"

Then Daril came in (srry I forgot abot her)