Naruto Sleepover

Written by Ghostsammeo

I do not own Naruto

Okay an update, It's a little rushed (Not in timing of course, it's been almost a month hasn't it), no not in timing but rushed because I wanted to update for any readers as, hey, it's the holidays!

Girl's room

"For a ninja it's not very inventive," Temari criticized, look at the plans Ino had laid out.

"Yeah... in-fact that's just the same as the lame trick Naruto played when we first met Kakashi sensei," Sakura realised.

"Naruto knows the 'open door then something falls down' trick?" Ino rubbed her chin, "Impressive,"

"Anything else?" Tenten enquired.

Ino flung back the sheet of paper to reveal another carefully laid out plan.

"Plan B!" She announced proudly.

"What does it do?" asked Temari.

"This one's a bit more complex," Ino began, "One of us will climb into the ventilation system, crawl through to the boy's air vent and then the prank begins,"

"What will happen?" Sakura wondered.

"In the vent this chosen person will distract the boys with their stunning good looks; that narrows it down to just me, Temari, Hinata and Tenten then," Ino explained slyly.

It took a few seconds for Sakura to get onto what she was saying. "Just cause I got into Sasuke's group!" Sakura yelped.

"It's not fair you rigged it and put me in with Choji!" Ino quickly yelled back then cooled to continue her plan, "Anyway, away from conspiracy theories; while the boys are distract by the god-like beautifulness of chosen person, the rest of us will sneak into the room and steal the boy's clothes,"

"That it? They have to walk home in pyjamas, Gaara does that anyway since he doesn't sleep," Temari snorted, "Pretty lame Ino, you're clearly the reason people stereotype blondes as dumb,"

"Hey I haven't finished," Ino told her, "Once the clothes are gone the people will proceed to take all the furniture in the room, the only thing left will be a letter from Hinata here saying: 'Do that again, I KILL YOU'. Or some other hardcore shit whatever rocks your boat Hinata,"

"I don't want to write a letter!" Hinata chipped in.

"I thought you'd say that so I decided long ago," Ino picked up a pen, "I'd do this!"

The Yamanaka leaped onto Hinata's back, forcing the pen into her hand Ino controlled Hinata's hand slowly towards some paper, quickly Hinata dropped the pen.

"Wow, her powers of logic are outstanding," Ino noted, looking at the dropped pen.

"I'll write it then," Temari sighed.

"It's no difference, it'll still be from me," Hinata moaned.

"Aren't you at a lack of confidence right now," Sakura remembered, "Be quiet and stay in character,"

Hinata immediately fell silent.

"Right!" Tenten clapped her hands together, "Who's doing what then?"

"I'll distract, I'm not moving furniture," Temari decided.

"Okay then, that means it's me, Tenten and Hinata moving the clothes and furniture," Ino nodded.

"What about me?" Sakura asked.

"You have to be back-up in case any boys don't like blondes," Ino explained.


Temari and Sakura were first into action, crawling in the two made their way down the ventilation shaft, the only sound their metallic shuffles.

"I think we've gone too far," Sakura suddenly hissed quickly as they went.

"Why?" Temari whispered back.

Sakura glanced back one more time through the vent to see Kabuto, peeping through the on-suit bathroom keyhole as steam and Orochimaru's singing pounded out the door.

"It's a little hard to explain... but I know I'm right, come on," Sakura winced and the two began shuffling backwards.

"Okay this is it, I'll go down first and call you if I need more boob power," Temari whispered. She looked out the vent to see the boys on the floor still, a crowd around Sasuke and Naruto who were having a tight arm-wrestle.

Boy's room

"Damn you Sasuke! I've always been in your shadow so I just can't lose, I just CAN'T!" Naruto roared epically.

"Relax," Sasuke soothed, "It's only a random, spur of the moment, prove you're a man, arm-wrestle, you loser. It's not like I'm running off to Orochimaru or anything,"

Everyone stopped cheering and turned to him quizzically.

"You know, hypothetically and shit," He laughed awkwardly but when the boys turned away shiftily looked side to side.

As Sasuke began to move Naruto's arm down to pinning, Naruto spoke again, "SASUKE! I'll never give up, not until I win this arm-wrestle I'll never stop trying, believe it!"

"Oh my God it's always an inspirational speech or something from this guy," Kiba laughed.

"Shut up," Naruto snarled at him, then suddenly went soft, "I had a bad childhood... It's warranted,"

"Yeah so did I but I'm not like that... I just went all emo is all," Sasuke shrugged.

"I know! What a weird reaction for having a bad childhood," Gaara remarked about Naruto, "I myself only went insane,"

Naruto turned to him pulling a face, "How the hell is that NOT weird?"

Suddenly the vent on the wall burst open.

"hiya fella's," Temari sat there, kicking her legs flirtingly and deliberately showing off some of her leg and thigh.

The boys turned in shock and admiration.

"Aw gross," Gaara turned away and closed his eyes.

"That's not right," Kankuro spluttered.

"I'm here too if any of you hates blondes!" Sakura's voice came from the vents, "Anybody? ... Sasuke? ... Kiba? ... Okay I'll take a stretch; Naruto? ... Not even Kankuro! ... Aw,"

"T-Temari what are you doing here?" Neji managed to ask as Ino, Tenten and a hesitant Hinata snuck into the room via the door.

"What can't a girl visit some guys who are younger than her through a vent nowadays?" Temari continued in her flirty tone, pausing to ponder the strangeness of what she had just said.

"I was just about to beat Sasuke in an arm-wrestle Temari," Naruto gushed up at her.

"Oh, good going little man," Temari winked.

"Ah shut up Naruto you kiss-ass," Sasuke said angrily then turned to Temari cockily, "I was winning," he said in a cocky, flirty tone, "And I was the top student in my class just to put it out there... I'm said to be uber-talented as well you know... Not to mention one of the last remaining Uchiha... Meaning I'm a very rare experience,"

"Ew," Tenten frowned at Sasuke's blatant hits on Temari.

Gaara suddenly quickly turned round to see the girl's, Ino currently slapping Tenten round the head telling her to shut up.

The blonde paused and looked up at Gaara in shock, suddenly she was performing a hand-sign and Gaara felt himself being split from his body and a different identity entering it... hers.

Kankuro turned round to Gaara, his eyes still closed though, "Huh, Gaara you hear that?" he asked (As he and Gaara where the only ones not gazing at Temari)

"It was me," Ino controlling Gaara answered.

"Since when did you speak like that though, you have a gruff, deep voice like you just used... kinda sounds like a middle age man's even though you're thirteen," Kankuro went on.

"It was because I opened my eyes and saw Temari and I was all like; Oh God ew... in a shocked high voice... and that's what you heard... ew," Ino lied.

She glanced back, the clothes had gone replaced with the letter but Hinata and Tenten were stuck with getting the cupboard out the door.

Hey, hello? What's going on? Did Kankuro just insult my sex-appealing voice? Gaara asked inside his head.

Shush Inner Gaara, you be quiet. Ino ordered.

The end of chapter 12