Blood-chan: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Kakashi, any songs, or unfortunately, a large piece of pie…

I do, however own my demented Psychology, which I shall not even comment on…

But not to worry, slowly but surely I am recovering! I just hope that I don't end up writing next chapter in the Psych. Ward-AGAIN! ((I mean come on, the food's terrible! Lol.))

The Rating has been changed to T for Teen on account of the following:

Possibility of Coarse Language

Violence

Possible Mentions of Sexuality

Frightening Scenes (…to a seven year old…)

It's really just to be safe so my account doesn't end up suspended or something-I mean, if they can rate Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire PG-13 than this is definitely rated correctly now.

LAST TIME:

The school fair was announced. Malik and Meu duel against Tim and David-who are banished to the Realm of Shadows:

Tim cried out as he was hit with the attack. Then something odd happened. He clutched his head…then he began to melt into the shadows.

"NO!" he yelled. "NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!" They were all frozen and they all thought he was talking to the shadows.

And in a way, he was.

Suddenly, Dave snapped out of it and ran over to help his best friend.

In the end, they were both engulfed by darkness.

"…End game…" Meu whispered, feeling sorry for the two fools who would now be trapped forever.

Or so they thought…

But an unexpected voice visits them:

'You're playing with powers a little too big for your mortal mind now, Tim.'

Tim shook his head. There it was again. That voice. The voice he had heard so many times. But only on TV before. He wished it had stayed that way…

Now that that review is over lets get on with it. And speaking of reviews… THANX FOR THE REVIEWS! I FINALLY GOT TEN! WOOT WOOT!

As a special reward you get not only this chappie but also a nice behind the scenes…

After School

Arianna: So, whatcha gonna do with Yami and me next chapter?

Me: I dun no.

Arianna: TELL ME!

Me: The more you ask the more I'm convinced not to tell you.

Arianna: Fine! I'll just annoy you extra until you do tell! (Insert pathetic evil laugh)

Me: (unaffected)

Ari: Oh c'mon! You've gotta do something cool

Me: Cool (Thinks: My ROMANCE is not cool…not unless it's also bloody…)

Ari: Yea. Like Meu giving Malik her card; that was cool. It made her look cool. I wanna do something cool

Me: (Meu is me…course she's cool…) … Sorry Ari but I'm making all of my acquaintances as in character as possible.

Ari: WAH! ;-;

Inside Out

Chapter 11: The School Fair

Monday was a horrible day.

Malik sighed at looked at himself. Then gave a good glare to the giggling girls at the other side of the room. The other boys stared at him with pity. Then looked at themselves in the same silent remorse.

'It figures,' Malik thought bitterly 'the one day I decide not to sluff this happens…' He was currently in Home Economics. He was the only member of the group who had been landed with it. It was so horrible it could rival both Heath and History. Perhaps even the two put together!

Either way, it didn't change the fact that Malik stood, frying pan in hand…wearing a frilly, pink apron.

"Dear Ra…What have I done to deserve this."

Malik knew what he had done. Of course he knew. But still, he hoped to gain the pity of said deity by pointing out that for all he had done…All of it…This punishment was simply too much…

In shop class Kaiba accidentally grabbed the teeth of the saw instead of the handle and he spent the rest of the day in the emergency room making long distance calls to Elena…

Bakura was somewhere… dark. And slightly fishy. And what was the Thief King doing? Plotting…. plotting the death of the small in-significant creatures…goldfish…the Ra forsaken Pharaoh's Ra-damned mascots…

Kitsune was in the ever helpful, ever wonderful, ever hated class of math. Reading a book about…something…. unimportant to anyone. While she should have been doing, you guessed it, her math homework. That's our dear Kitsune.

Meu was writing Fanfictions under the alias of BloodEngel. She was gradually getting used to writing fluff. She also drew fanarts. In one, she actually managed to make the Pharaoh look slightly cool! It's amazing what a little ear cuff and an outfit that does not look like it is literally sewn to the skin can do! Also, she was trying to get an account on DeviantArt but alas, things were going wrong.

She therefore had to wait to give her lovely reviewers an address.

Arianna was writing emails titled "NEEDY" twice a day to Meu and Meu was slightly afraid, not to mention disturbed.

Yuugi had finished his art assignment. He blushed wildly as he turned it in. The card in his hand was strangely familiar looking to Brittany. Brittany had finished long ago and could often be found in her seat daydreaming while looking at the new picture hung on the wall.

It had been drawn by Mrs. Loid and depicted two people holding hands. However, the picture cut off at the faces. But if you looked close enough, you would swear it was Elena and Seto…

At lunch things were moving at a more exciting pace. As usual, Kitsune was the last out to the courtyard and Arianna who began yelling, "Kitsune's a loser!" rhythmically greeted her appearance. Lindsey and Katie sung along loudly.

Little did Arianna know the tables were about to be turned.

The food fight all began when Jounochi had been aiming to throw something at a crudely drawn picture of Kaiba and he accidentally hit Arianna. This caused a chain reaction.

And by chain reaction I mean Meu saw it happen and said she wanted to "play too!" so she picked off some of her breadstick and chucked it at Arianna's head. That automatically made Ammit think it was okay-her Hikari was doing it, so why shouldn't she?

Lindsey was next to join in the fun, followed by Ryou, who began to feel abandoned after Lindsey stopped snuggling with him. Next thing anyone knew they were all throwing food at Arianna-except for Yami, who was inside the caf.

Arianna, being the wimp she was, only sat there hugging her knees and whimpering every now and then. Yami then came out, four others tagging along with him.

First there was Renee, a tall girl that reminded people of Shirley Temple with beige coloured hair. Renee was wearing a white skirt with blue flowers on it and an ivory tank top with a see-through white jacket to top it off.

Next there was Caitlyn-the best friend of Renee, yet she conflicted her in almost everyway. Caitlyn's hair was layered and dark brown with little hints of blonde and twined within. She was adorned with a black fabric wristband and a pair of black and red pants, as well as a tight black t-shirt.

After Caitlyn was Erica, an Anime and Manga crazy girl who was of blonde hair and had on a pair of dark jeans and a red sweatshirt.

Last and also least we have Philip, the only boy in the group. Philip was a boy who was famous for hanging out with either strange girls or guys who acted like jerks. Philip had black hair and was wearing a pair of slacks and a plaid shirt that probably had a single difference from the one that he wore yesterday.

When the little group of five reached the much larger group Renee was first to speak. She huffed loudly and cried, "That's so mean!"

"You think that's mean?" Kitsune countered, "You should see what they do to me!"

Caitlyn laughed and sat near Arianna, throwing cherry tomatoes and lettuce at her while shouting "Lettuce!" Philip joined in soon after.

Erica simply chuckled and watched the spectacle while Yami's right eye twitched. Promptly he stepped into the middle of the food-throwing circle, only to be hit in the eye with a cherry tomato. "Oops." Caitlyn said, but continued throwing nonetheless.

Yami slid the tomato off his face and re-gathered his bearings before continuing his original purpose. "STOP!" he cried. "This has gone far enough! Honestly, I leave you alone and you practice mutiny!"

Meu looked slightly confused and whispered to Ammit, "Isn't mutiny when you get rid of the leader? Ari is just a pawn, after all." Ammit nodded thoughtfully and shrugged in return.

Bakura was concerned with other things, however. Like the fact that Yami had stuck up for Arianna in the first place. 'Interesting.' He mulled.

"I was unaware you fancied the human so much." Bakura chuckled, his dark brown eyes gleaming with mischief and insanity. He changed his tone to mocking. "Does the little king have a modest crush on the annoying mortal? Hmm?" Yami did nothing but slightly blush, huff, and walk away.

Yuugi furrowed his brow at his darker half's peculiar, Kaiba-like behaviour before he understood.

'…Yami's in love…'

The Next Day: Day of the School Fair

It was the Day. The day of the school fair and an event that would send the lives of our characters spinning wildly out of control. Soon enough, an unexpected enemy would reveal themselves like Tarot cards being shown. Truly, it would catch all of the characters completely unawares. All, that is, except for two.

Dave and Tim had been wandering the shadows for what seemed to be years, and it showed clearly on their faces. Finally though they had out run the voice. How many days had it taken? Four? Twelve? Twenty?

They couldn't tell. And they didn't want to find out.

"Kheh kheh khheh (1)." A voice seemed to chuckle all around them, surrounding them like a hall of mirrors. "Pain. Loss. Suffering. And most of all Hate. These are the things I was born from. Greed is my blood-relative and Hate flows in my very veins. Hikari thought he could get rid of me. The Pharaoh thought he could destroy me. …But no matter how hard you try you cannot purge the world of negativity. And that in itself is my very essence…"

Dave and Tim saw a form separated from the shadows. Another shadow that seemed to blend into the darkness itself, embracing it.

"You are going to help me get back at Hikari and the Baka-Pharaoh. Together we will destroy their happiness! I may not be able to escape the Realm of Shadows now that I have returned to it and become one with it but that doesn't mean I can't put them in their place… Kehhahaahahahhaa!"

"The World is a Vampire

Sent to Drain…

Secret Destroyer…

Hold You up to the Plains

And what do I Get?

For My Pain?"

Meu Aelurus Cipher (2) sang along quietly with her Smashing Pumpkins CD as its sheer volume stifled out the melodic cry of blue jays outside. Unconsciously Meu began head banging, her high ponytail swaying about her face. Hearing Ammit's door slam shut at being woken so early gave her the indication to begin dressing. She absent-mindedly slipped her blithe ebony shift over her head and grabbed a pair of red corduroy hip-huggers and a black t-shirt that stated: "Anything boys can do Girls can do better". She then released her constricted hair and flipped it before grabbing a brush and heading out of her room, pushing the off button of her stereo.

As she ventured down the stairs she saw Ammit, still clad in her pajama pants and sweatshirt that said "Eat Or Be Eaten" lying down on the floor, waiting for Meu's blood sister to get out of the bathroom. Immediately Meu recognized the shirt as her Brother's; one particular item that Ammit had taken a liking to.

Meu continued traveling down the ten stairs, jumping down the last three. (I know there are ten 'cause I got off the computer and counted them just now. .;) Instantly she saw Luis, her awesome Brother-In-Law. Luis took one look at her shirt's statement and faked being indignant. "…Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to put it on a shirt." He argued, folding his arms and scowling.

Meu laughed, her day was going well already. What could ruin anything on a day like this?

"…I Am Still Just a Rat in a Cage…"

Humans? Mortals? They are only test subjects to The Darkness…

The Inescapable Darkness that sneaks up cautiously on happiness and pounces on it, pounding it into oblivion.

The Darkness that looms not too far ahead, plotting…

"…I Am Still Just a Rat in a Cage…"

Over at the Aiun residence Arianna was sitting on her bed, bearing her tie-die shirt and a pair of jeans with holes ripped in the knees. Once more she touched her cheek, blushing slightly. Gently she grazed her fingertips over the 'marked' spot.

FLASHBACK

English had ended and Arianna was gripping Meu's arm so tightly it was beginning to turn blue. Meu didn't really care at this point. After knowing Arianna for nine years you simply get used to her creepy, obsessive death grip.

On Meu's other side was Malik, who had an arm haphazardly draped over her shoulder-Arianna had finally gotten used to the idea of sharing her "bestest friend" with a guy. It was remarkable timing for her, considering she still had issues with sharing her with girls.

It was only one period after the food fight and the lot of them were walking down the 100 hall in order to get to the 700 hall…in five minutes.

Yami had been unusually silent and waited for the others to go through the door before asking to speak to Arianna.

The said teen complied and reluctantly let go of Meu's tingling arm.

"Hey," Yami said, "Sorry if I was weird earlier. I'm just used to sticking up for people in situations like that. I guess I kinda forgot they were friends." He leaned forward and offhandedly presented a kiss to Arianna's cheek.

END FALSHBACK

Arianna stretched, trying to work out the knot in her side and stared up at the ceiling.

'Life is confusing…' She thought. 'Much too confusing…'

Around an hour later everyone had arrived at the school fair and was either checking in or watching Mr. Carpenter get hauled away by the FBI for his plans to take over the world. No one would say exactly what the plan was but they did find out that it had something to do with a large piece of pie, Britany Spears, and an Atomic Bomb.

(Intermission, I haven't eaten since one AM yesterday and its nine PM now…)

(Yay! I fasted! …Yummy pears…)

Surprisingly, it was fairly impressive, which was unusual for any thing to do with school. There were bumper cars, roller coasters, and even a water ride. The large group gradually began splitting into smaller ones, amazing considering they usually just flocked around Meu all day.

Of course, Arianna had been reluctant even to let go of Meu's arm but after Yami asked if she wanted to go with him and a good, long beating from Kitsune, followed by Kitsune taking the spell book to do a little casting Arianna had gone withYami.

With Katie and Jounochi

"Well," Jounochi said, "We've got some cotton candy…what should we do now?" He took a greedy bite from the sugary sustenance. Katie looked around at everything before taking a bite out of the same cone of provisions.

"I don't know…I'd figured I'd just let you decide." Katie said, which is the number one no-no to ever do on a date. Some of you probably understand why…others are just naïve.

"Hmmm…" Jounochi mumbled, thinking nasty thoughts because he's a pervert and I've got the Manga to prove it. Then his attention was immediately taken from his fantasies to a familiar machine. "Woot! Whack-A-Mole!"

Our lovable inu character ran straight over to the contraption and picked up a mallet. He then noticed it was a two-player game and called Katie over to play with him.

Katie flushed a little before confessing: "I don't actually know how to play…"

The blonde's golden-brown eyes lit up immediately. "Well then, you're in luck because Yuug' may be the dueling king but I am champion of this game!" Jounochi boasted, though he knew he only beat Yuugi because the midget was too short to reach.

"All right," Jou said, his countenance determined, "First you have to get a good grip on the mallet…" Jounochi motioned to Katie and she went over to stand by his side. Jounochi took Katie's slightly tanned hand in his before placing it firmly on the whacking-stick.

Jou carefully moved behind Katie and pushed the start button on the machine. "The rest is all about hand-eye coordination." He informed, whacking the first mole with all his strength. Soon enough, Katie got the hang of it and the two were striking the moles together.

"…How romantic…" Lindsey sighed hopelessly, Ryou at her side. They were both watching Katie and Jounochi play. Lindsey smiled at Ryou and put her hand on his.

Ryou blushed one shade of red deeper than ruby before entering a flashback scene…

Ryou and Bakura were both in the kitchen of the small condominium the characters had bought with Kaiba's money, which was rapidly decreasing with every cell-phone call he made to Elena. As usual, the darker half was rambling about his two favorite things in the worlds: Ammit and ketchup.

"No, honestly, I'm telling you Ammit's hair is the exact same colour as the ketchup it the fridge! It's amazing! I'm not sure weather to eat it or make out with it…or both…"

At this point Ryou was both disturbed and had a headache. His Yami randomly changed topics, as he was known for doing, and looked at Ryou seriously. "I've told you before Ryou and I'll tell you again, you've got to do something about that girl you like. Something to reel her in, you know…Make her all good and faithful like Ammit."

Ryou held back laughter at this statement. That was supposed to be faithful? Ammit had completely ignored Bakura when she saw him in this world. Then she had pranked him. Bakura still complained about tasting Paiper Mach'e every time he drank milk.

"I know!" the tomb raider announced loudly, snapping Ryou back into focus. "You could kiss her and then start yelling that she's now pregnant…she'd probably fall for it! And then you can use that to force her to marry you!"

Ryou just about died of embarrassment as Yami walked in during Bakura's plot. The former Pharaoh raised an eyebrow before shaking his head in a dismissive manner and simply walking away with his precious brownie. Best not to get involved when Bakura is plotting while thinking of Ammit and ketchup.

"Yami…" Ryou stated between clenched teeth, not wanting to wake up anyone else.

Back in the present Lindsey had noticed Ryou's eye twitching and asked him what was wrong. "Ehh…nothing." He lied. "Let's go ride the swings." Lindsey nodded and went to get in line, leaving the older one to his thoughts.

"Maybe there is a way I can convince her this isn't just a fling… But I should probably do it my way…"

With Ari and Yami

"Owie…" Arianna whined.

Yami turned around, concerned: "What's wrong?"

"I just picked a scab off and it really hurt." Little tears began budding in Ari's eyes. "I want Meu…" (This behaviour can easily be identified with a three-year-old getting barley even hurt and asking for 'mommy.')

Yami just sweat-dropped before asking, "Would you like me to kiss it better?"

"Yes, please." Arianna answered pitifully. Yami sighed and placed a kiss on Arianna's nose. She got a scab there from running into walls. Arianna smiled and snuggled Yami's arm. Cue little pink heart bubbles, if you would. Thank you.

As Arianna was becoming used to hanging on someone's arm that wasn't Meu, Yami spotted something that truly amazed him. So much in fact, that he stopped in his tracks just to stare at it in awe. Arianna noticed the sudden halt and lifted her head from Yami's arm to gaze at whatever had caught his interest.

" 'The Blender'…?" She questioned, staring at the twisting ride and the former Pharaoh in disbelief. "I'd have thought you'd be more amazed by that." Arianna pointed to a ten thousand foot roller coaster Kitsune had summoned with the spell book.

Yami's already large eyes became even larger as he stared at the said ride. "Ehh…I think I should go on something…mild…for my first time ridding anything at an amusement park."

Arianna nodded, "I know what'cha mean. I've only ever been on the kiddy roller coasters myself."

Both Arianna and Yami got in line to go on a small ride known as "The Green Dragon." Yami had a lot of fun-he said it was just like ridding a horse in Ancient Egypt. A few more rides later Yami had decided he was prepared for the bigger rides.

"All right." Arianna agreed. "What should we go on first?"

" 'The Blender'." Yami answered, staring at the ride in pure admiration, respect and awe. How can anyone have respect and admiration for a ride? Ask him cause I don't know.

"Okay, that it is."

After waiting in an incredulously long wait in the line Arianna and Yami were finally free to get into one of the booths. They were similar to plastic yellow couch-chairs and were sizable enough to fit three people. The assistants pushed down the bar and assisted in strapping them in. The next thing they were aware of the two of them were spinning round and round at what must have been fifty miles per hour.

Yami didn't know what was happening-he felt like an extremely powerful monster was attacking him over and over again. Spinning right, left, and foreword, crashing into a laughing Arianna as he cuddled up into a little ball, clutching his stomach. A strange sort of queasy feeling came over him and the next thing he knew the ride was stopped and all the workers and riders, as well as the people in line were staring…at him…and his puddle of puke.

He coughed a little, trying to get the taste of vomit from his mouth.

"Well, they didn't have that in Ancient Egypt!"

With Meu and Malik

Meu and Malik had done the sensible thing and waited on a bench for the line of the ride they wished to go on to recede. As they sat around, waiting for the large line to ebb they had decided to go get ice cream. When they returned to their bench they began conversing…

"You know, one would think you'd have bruises on your arm after Ari hanging on you every second of every hour of every day…except Sundays…"

Meu just gave the bishonen a skeptical look. "You think Ari is even near strong enough to give anyone a bruise? She can't even stand up to her seven-year-old brother, who is literally as tall and as strong as Yuugi!"

Malik just smiled and pulled Meu closer, enveloping the brunette in his bronzed arms. "Malik…people are staring…" Meu forced.

"Do I care?" Malik asked, giving Meu a half-lidded stare and leaning in for a kiss.

(BloodEngel: Pardon me as I go blush… … … Stop looking at me like that…)

"All right-Who's ready for a little Karaoke!" yelled the loud voice of the vice principal over an intercom.

Malik growled a bit and turned his head to towards the direction of the interruption.

"First up we have Ryou Bakura singing 'As Lovers Go' by Dashboard Confessional!"

"Hmmm…?" Meu questioned, before the words registered in her mind. "Ryou's gonna sing!" She jumped up out of the surprised Malik's grasp and started running towards the crowd assembled in the region of the Karaoke stage. The perplexed Malik sat on the bench for a second before shaking Meu's strange behaviour off and running after her.

When he joined Meu he noticed Ryou looked about ready to die… Meu groaned, "I can't watch. Just promise you'll drag him off the stage if he passes out…" Malik really couldn't understand why Meu was getting so anxious just because Ryou was probably going to have the entire school laughing at him for the remainder of his life, but hey, Meu is weird like that.

"I'd feel embarrassed for him if he weren't enough already mortified enough for the both of us." Meu continued, hiding behind Malik.

"Hey, Ry, you can do it!" Lindsey yelled from somewhere behind Meu and Malik. Ryou gulped and looked strangely calm…

"She said, 'I've got to be honest// you're wasting your time if you're fishin' around here.'
And I said, 'you must be mistaken// I'm not foolin', this feelin' is real.'
She said, 'you've gotta be crazy// What do you take me for? Some kinda of easy mark?'

'You've got wits// you've got looks// you've got passion//But I swear that you've got me all wrong.'

All wrong / All wrong /But you've got me


(Chorus:)
I'll be true, I'll be useful, I'll be cavalier// I'll be yours my dear
And I'll belong to you / If you just let me through

This is easy as lovers go. / So don't complicate it by hesitating.
This is wonderful as loving goes. / This is tailor-made,
What's the sense in waiting?

I said, 'I've got to be honest// I've been waiting for you all of my life.'
For so long I thought I was asylum bound / But just seeing you makes me think twice.
And being with you here makes me sane. / I fear I'll go crazy if you leave my side.

'You've got wits/ You've got looks,
You've got passion// But are you brave enough to leave with me tonight?'

Tonight / Tonight / You've got me
(chorus:)
(repeat twice)"

After the song was over Meu cautiously took her hands from her face and peered at Ryou. "Oh my Ra, he's still alive."

Meu's comment seemed to break the awkward silence of the area and snap everyone in the crowd back to life. Therefore, they cheered. Yes, they cheered. Hence causing Ryou to turn a shade similar to Ammit's hair…and the ketchup in the fridge that Bakura mentioned earlier…

Speaking of Bakura, let's go check on him and Ammit…

Ammit sighed. "I'm bored." The redhead whined, poking some random short kid as he walked by.

"Right." Bakura said and began looking around with a thief's perception.

Ammit sighed again, "Bakura, what are you doing?"

"Looking for a closet…"

Insert Ammit scoffing here.

Meanwhile, in another part of the fair, Yuugi and Brittany were in a similar predicament. You see, they had been on the bumper cars about fifty times and it was beginning to get a little bit boring. Just a little bit. It was quite fun though, because they met up with Erica, Phillip, Renee and Caitlyn.

Caitlyn glanced at Phillip and Erica. It was their sixtieth time on the bumper cars and they were still swaying and laughing like maniacs...or idiots, depending on how you look at it of course. "Hn. Hey, Renee do you wanna go on a roller coaster?" Caitlyn asked, pointing to the huge roller coaster Kitsune had summoned.

"I suppose so." Renee said, completely ignoring where Caitlyn was pointing. "How about you two?" she offered, "Would you like to join us?"

Brittany and Yuugi both gawked at the roller coaster, the Final Test of Osiris (god of the dead) and watched as lightning flashed across the sky above it. The two blinked and shook their heads no.

So instead, Britt and Yuugi went on Rattle Snake Rapids, which gets you much wetter these days, in fact it soaked me because not only was I the one to go under the stupid waterfall but someone also thought it was funny to spray me while they were watching us go down. Grrr… I give them the Finger of Shame…Yea, now you're shamed for all your life, eh! Not so funny now is it!

Ahem. Pardon my rambling. We shall go back to them later, when I am less sensitive to the subject.

Renee and Caitlyn were the only ones in line to go on the Last Test of Osiris. The attendant was shaking with fear as he helped strap them in. "Make sure your belts are secure, lean your head back against the headrest and enjoy your ride." He said weakly.

Perhaps now would be a good time to explain the anatomy of the roller coaster. It was primarily made up of the one large drop at the beginning and a lot of circles, loop-d-loops, another slightly smaller drop and the straight ramp at the end. And with Renee and Caitlyn sitting in the front car they had a perfect view to their demise.

Caitlyn, the adrenaline druggie didn't mind…but Renee was a bit un-nerved by seeing the only thing separating her from a 300-foot drop was a cart and a rickety old track. Therefore,

"DON'T YOU DARE GO DOWN YOU RET--" and the cart dropped, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Life is a many splendor-ed thing…just not when you're on the Last Test of Osiris…

Scene Change

A fair few of you are probably wondering this: WHERE DID KITSUNE GO AFTER SHE SUMMONED THE ROLLER COASTER! Well, CALM DOWN because I'm about to tell you! Kitsune was looking diligently for a spell within the book of spells. A dark, forbidden conjuration.

…A spell to bring back the dead…

Yes, she was searching and searching for an enchantment that would reunite her with the late ninja master, Kakashi. I acknowledge the fact that one does become rather jaded when a Kakashi is lacking, so, naturally, our dearest Kitsune found a spell.

"At last," she grinned, "I have found it! 'To bring what's lost, this spell may suffice-say these words and turn around thrice, and who are what to your eyes should appear, but one with the proper description, whether far or near. ' Come back, my one eyed guy!"

And sure enough, a cloud of white smoke encased a spacious area opposite to Kitsune-however, it wasn't Kakashi said protagonist found facing her…

But it was a guy…a guy with one eye…and strands of silver hair…

BloodEngel: Ohhh, who's it gonna be! Who ever could be in front of Kitsune, who I am going to get a Naruto headband for her b-day for writing this! IT'S ALL NEEDY'S FAULT! BLAME NEEDY!