"Hi, yes, I'd like to rent a home for me and my baby," Prentiss called. JJ quickly lost that bet and was the baby. She just shook her head.
As she called to rent a house as did Gideon. Morgan just continued to repeat this was for Reid. He was going to strangle this guy.
"So we're going to have to go shopping," he told Morgan.
"Shopping for what?" Morgan and JJ asked.
"You'll have to look the parts," he told both of them.
Morgan just groaned and put his face in the couch. He already hated it.
Come morning they were off to the town and the cops hadn't lied. The town was small. They got to the houses and set them up. Putting things they'd need in there. And noting people watching them.
"Ok, ladies, we're going shopping," Hotch told them. Morgan just groaned in the background. Prentiss just laughed and agreed that they were on their way, "Come on Morgan,"
They got to the store and it was everything Morgan didn't want to see. Packs of diapers, bibs, strollers, teething rings, pacifiers, high chairs. And that was only the dinning area. And the weirdest thing was there were adults walking around relaxed and unmoved. Some being pushed in buggies. This was just too weird for Morgan.
"Focus," Hotch said grabbing his hand. He raised a brow, "Act the part," he said as they went to the clothing.
Morgan felt sick. Rompers? For adult men? What is wrong with these poeple?
Be it Hotch and Gideon were both adults with children already this was almost normal to them as they put clothes for Morgan in the buggy. Morgan just watched in horror as they threw overalls, rompers, onesies and every other horrible thing he knew was going to get to Garcia in. he just turned and covered his eyes. he didn't want to look anymore.
"Well aren't you a cute baby?" A fimiliar voice said to Reid. He looked up to see Prentiss, "Just adorable," she pinched his cheek.
"You wrong," he said as she walked past. She was pushing JJ in a buggy. And it looked like JJ semi liked it.
"Excuse me sirs," she got Hotch and Gideon's attention, "Do you know where the girl's section is?" she asked, "I want to get a cute little party dress for my daughter."
Gideon smiled, "It's on the other side," he looked at JJ. She had pigtails in her hair, "How old is she?"
"Just made two yesterday," she smiled.
Hotch smirked, "So did our's," he said, "Whats her name?"
"It's JJ," she smiled, "Say hi, honey." JJ just smiled and waved.
"Isn't she cute?" Gideon smiled, "His name is Derek."
"Well it's nice to meet you, Derek," she took his hand and shook it, "Do you know how old you are?"
He just looked at her and shook his head.
"He's 30 months," he smiled, "He's almost a big boy," he heard Morgan laugh sarcastically.
"Well we'd better get back to shopping, "She smiled, "Nice meeting you all," she said said leaving.
Hotch and Gideon smiled and Morgan just shook his head. they were through shopping in not time. As they reached the line and Morgan looked to the side and blushed as the paid for the stuff.
"Hello, you look new," the cashier smiled at him. He seemed to know off the bat Morgan was the baby, "You must be tired," he said giving Hotch the reicept, "And this is for you," he handed Morgan a sucker. He tilted his head and took it.
"What do you saw?" Gideon asked him.
"Thank you," he walked ahead of the two, "So now what?" he asked.
"We have to get you changed," Hotch said.
They got back to the place and Hotch handed him a orange top and some blue overalls. He just shook his head and went to 'his room' to change. He looked around and just sighed and began to take his clothes off. The room was an oversized nursery.
There was a knock at the door before Hotch randomly entered and handed hima diaper, "Put this on under your pants," he said.
Morgan looked at it, "NO. Not in a millon years."
"It's for Reid," he told him.
He scuffed," I don't think anyone is going to be looking in my pants."
"Well you must've noticed by now every other one here has diapers," he told him, "You won't have to use it. Just wear it," he said
"30 month olds are pottytrained," he said.
"Fine," he told him, "Have it your way but if that the case you'll have to wear training pants," he said going to the front room and coming back with the training pants.
"I was with you, when did you get this stuff?" he asked.
"Thats of no concern right now." he handed him the training pants, "Put them on." he heard the bell ring, "Now."
He just sighed and took them and watched as Hotch left and pulled them on. he hoped he didn't have to give a full report on this.
