Sirius Black

1. The hat asked him.

The sorting hat knew better than to separate a family on a mere whim. It asked Sirius if he felt his family would be disappointed if Sirius was put anywhere besides their typical Slytherin. Sirius's reply was, to the letter, "Yep. Let's do it!"

2. He hadn't intended to become a family rebel.

In fact, he was almost sucked into the pureblood thoughts as a child. However, when he was about eight, he realized something was off. He saw muggles on the streets; they didn't seem so bad. It was when he was first encouraged to use the phrase, "Mudblood" that he decided to be different.

3. His first word was unexpected.

He was sitting in his little high-chair being fed. The food, of course, was disgusting. Later on, he realized that with all the money they had, the food should've at least tasted like food. As the spoon neared his mouth, he said his first word. "Ew!"

4. James Potter forever changed his life.

If it hadn't been for James becoming his friend on the train, he might not have been Gryffindor. Maybe he wouldn't have had the courage to inform the hat he would love to annoy his family. Later on, becoming friends with Peter and Remus, he was definitely glad he met James. He was infinitely glad later on in life, too.

5. He painted his room all by himself.

A traditional Slytherin family, the Blacks had all of their bedrooms painted green. Sirius took it upon himself to paint his own room. He picked Gryffindor red and gold, just to aggravate his family.

6. He thought Lily was pretty.

In fact, if James hadn't fallen for her practically at first sight, he might have gone after her himself. But once James made it clear he fancied her, Sirius gave up all feelings for her. After all, he could admire her beauty without getting involved. James was aware of this, and he was never angry.

7. He kind of, sort of didn't always hate Bellatrix. Ish.

Though he would never ever admit it, he had looked up to her once. She was his older cousin -practically his big sister. Sure, she was mean sometimes. Okay, she bossed him around. They were still family. Family meant something to him once.

8. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were his idea.

As James was the tactical genius and Remus the book-smart genius, anyone would have assumed one of those two created their nicknames when a different answer was true. Sirius was the one who invented theses clever nicknames. If James had done it, Sirius would likely have been called, "Bob."

9. He didn't completely regret taking the fall.

Sure, his "friend" Peter/Wormtail betrayed them all and got James and Lily killed, but part of him -the stubborn Black part- wanted to believe he was still their friend. Until his mind rattled just a little and he realized Peter cold never be his friend again, he felt okay with taking the fall.

10. His death made his spirit angry.

A fall through some bloody curtain? Seriously? He was so angry! Bellatrix just knocked him through it! It would've been so much cooler if she used the killing curse or something. How lame could a death get? At least he got to be with his bestest buddy again, and not terribly long after, he was rejoined by Remus. All was well. Sort of.

A/N: Not really touching, but I'd like to believe it's comical. YOU PEOPLE better review. You know who you are.