Yusuke and the others made it to the outside of the watch tower with Suzaku inside. They stopped in their tracks to see the vegitated humans again.

Yusuke said, "It's those stupid veggie humans again."

"Yes," Kurama replied, "they will be a problem."

Yusuke looked at all of them and asked, "Ready to get into formation?"

"Do we really have to do that again?" Kuwabara asked, "There has to be another way!"

Yusuke said, "Shut up and get on the bottom so we can all mount you! Hiei goes on top and Kurama's inbetween, and then I'll come in and-"

"If you make another orgy joke like that ever again I will kill you," Hiei replied angrily.

Kuwabara replied, "Alright I'm going already."

Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei created a sort of pyramid for Yusuke to get above the vegie humans. From there he disappeared into the tower.

Hiei asked, "Are you sure your plan will work?"

Kurama replied, "No, but I'm also not sure how it'll change anything if it doesn't."

Kuwabara struggled to get on his feet and said, "You guys didn't have to leave me on the ground you know!"

"I didn't tell the audience the plan so it should work," Kurama added, ignoring Kuwabara.


Yusuke made it to Suzaku's lair. He was standing with the whistle in his hand and turned to face him. Yusuke shouted, "I'm here. Alright, here goes nothing. Shotgun!" He poured every ounce of his energy into a giant shot gun blast that wiped everything out from Suzaku, the bird, the whistle, and the walls of the building they were in.

Suzaku asked, dazed, "What the hell?"

Yusuke asked, "Did anything bad happen? Oh boy, I feel dizzy. And going down." He fainted just as Suzaku died. Yusuke woke up again and said, "At least this time I didn't have to get electrocuted."

Kuwabara entered the room with the others right behind him, "Urameshi! Are you alright?"

Yusuke asked, out of breath, "How come you guys got here so fast?"

"After the first wave they stopped coming and we made it up the stairs in a timely manner," Kurama answered, "Did it work?"

Yusuke replied, "Yeah, it sucks feeling so weak. Damn." He fainted.

Kuwabara asked, "What just happened?"

"Because of the abridged version only the integral parts of the fight are included," Kurama explained, "One could argue that the only integral part of this fight was Yusuke winning in the end."

Hiei replied, "So he didn't nearly have to die to begin with. Besides, it's not like this is ever referenced again."


Fun author's note:

Yusuke: Hey Hiei?

Hiei: What?

Yusuke: Since this chapter is so short why wasn't it just included with yours?

Hiei: You think I know the answer to that?

Yusuke: I'm asking you to ask the author since we can't get in contact with her in person.

Hiei: I'm the favorite.

Yusuke: What was that?

Hiei: Apparently I'm her favorite character.

Yusuke: What the hell! So all of your fights are going to be featured and all of ours will be cut short?

Hiei: Maybe.