Chapter 12: Arrival at Coruscant
(Flashback)
"You won't win, Uchiha, and you sure as hell won't be leaving alive." Revan said, standing between the comatose body of her lover, and the ill-reputed traitor of Konohagakure. "You go on and on about your unmatched lineage, the prowess of your dojutsu, the infallibility of your Sharingan, and yet, when it comes down to it, you're nothing but a spoiled gaki, helpless and weak when your Sharingan can't bail you out."
"Take it BACK, fox whore! The dobe has never beaten me ever since we were genin, and he never will." Sasuke said, his Sharingan eyes blazing. "The fact that you spread your legs for the weakest man I've ever known shows not only your stupidity, but your ignorance, as well."
Revan was not impressed. "Every time the two of you fight, Uchiha, he holds back. He's never once unleashed his full power on you. Never once has he actually tried to actively kill you. EVEN NOW, AS HE LAYS BEHIND ME, HE LET YOU POISON HIM!...to protect me..." Revan's voice began to break, the thought of her husband dying tearing at her very soul.
Wiping her eyes angrily, she glared sabers at the last Uchiha. "You used traitors to weaken him before you fought. Not even confident in your own strength, you feel the need to throw others away in order to achieve your goals. You care nothing about others, only yourself. You're not superior, Uchiha. YOU are the weaker one here, not Naruto."
Sasuke's eyes flared, his Sharingan spinning faster and faster before stopping, and morphing into his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. Activating his ultimate bloodline, Sasuke attacked, using a shunshin to appear in front of Revan, his chokuto slicing through the air.
Revan brought her lightsaber up, intending to slice through the blade, eyes widening considerably when the blades collided, and held fast.
"Impossible! Only a few weapons are known to be able to block lightsabers, and this blade is CLEARLY not made of cortosis. How is it not cutting through?"
Looking closer, Revan can see a thin stream of lighting-style chakra running along the blade.
"Is...is that electricity? He's a Raiton user, to be sure, but he can manipulate it to this degree? Shit, things just got a hell of a lot more tedious."
Sasuke was equally stunned. "How? Even if the Chidori Koken didn't cut her blade in half, the Kusanagi no Tsurugi: Chidori Gatana would electrocute her on the spot!"
Cursing in his mind, he pushes off, backpedaling as he contemplates his next options. "It doesn't matter. Even if I can't cut her blade, she can't cut mine. It's just as if we were both using regular tanto blades."
Forming several hand seals, Sasuke inhaled, pulling his head back as Revan's eyes narrowed, remembering Sasuke's Katon jutsu from watching Naruto's fight.
"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!"
A massive fireball rushed from his mouth, barreling towards the ex-Sith Lord, before deflecting to the left, impacting a growth of trees and turning them to ash.
Growling, Sasuke glared at Revan as she lowered her raised hand, glaring back at the Uchiha as he went through a second set of handseals.
"Katon: Goryuka no Jutsu!"
Sasuke inhaled even deeper than the last time, and Revan could sense an incredibly large build up of energy. "Chakra." she reminded herself.
Sasuke lept into the air, using trees as springboards to get higher and higher. As he reached the apex of his flight, he threw his head back and exhaled as hard as he could, the compressed flame spewing forth from his chakra coils, rushing out of his mouth and billowing out to massive proportions, the white-hot flame dividing itself in half and taking on the form of two Japanese dragon heads. Opening their mouths and barreling down towards the two individuals, the flames roaring as they make their decent.
Revan's eyes widened, having never seen a firestorm this large come from one individual. Knowing that her lightsaber would do her no good here, she clipped her weapon to her belt.
Delving deep within herself, she proceeded to draw upon the infinite reservoir of energy that is the Force. Sweat dotted her brow, running down her face as she aimed her hands directly at the roaring inferno barreling down upon her and her love.
Sasuke scoffed as he began to descend, knowing that even if she managed to survive somehow, the dobe would be turned to ash.
He was sorely mistaken.
Revan's eyes opened. She crossed her arms across her chest, and let out a loud battle cry as she thrust her hands back towards the flames, a massive Force Repulse impacting the Katon jutsu, both forces battling for supremacy. Using the powers of both the Dark and Light sides of the Force, Revan poured a massive amount of power into the attack, the dragon heads distorting, before being pushed back.
Sasuke landed on a nearby tree branch, and simply gaped. "Impossible! That is an A-Rank Katon attack! There's no WAY she could hold that back, no matter how strong her strange power is! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!"
Revan cried out again, adding even more power to the Repulse, causing the Katon jutsu to destabilize and explode, raining down ash and dust upon the ground. Slumping her shoulders, Revan heaved a huge sigh, before inhaling deeply, and calming herself.
Turning to Sasuke, she saw the look of rage upon his face, before it was unceremoniously replaced by a smirk.
"It seems I've underestimated you...I like your style, woman. Join me." He suddenly asked.
Revan looked at him, blinking and trying to discern his seriousness. When she confirmed his intent, a grin appeared on her face, and she laughed. "You know, I knew a man like you once. Yes, I knew someone who was almost exactly like you."
Sasuke waited. "What of it?"
"He disrespected me, and I sliced off his jawbone." She said, re-drawing her purple blade, and activating her red one, as well. "And I killed him years later. Now ask yourself this Uchiha: If I would do that to someone I considered my best friend and apprentice, what will I do to you?"
Sasuke frowned, inwardly seething at the rejection. His team dead, his plan foiled he simply scoffed before dissolving into the tree branch. "Mark my words, fox-slut, I WILL be back, and I WILL kill the demon. Maybe afterwards, you will consider helping me restore the Uchiha to its' former glory. Until then..."
Revan frowned, allowing her sabers to disappear into their seals before kneeling next to the blond who had captured her heart, Tsunade already by his side working diligently to remove the poison.
"You idiot." She said. "You wake up, we are going to break this bad habit you have of showing mercy to people who've tried to kill you."
Tsunade snorted as her hand continued to glowed green. "Good luck with that, girlie. I've known him since he was twelve. He's still the loveable baka who cares too much for his own good."
Revan stroked the whisker marks and sighed. "He's getting better." She said.
Tsunade nodded. The blond's path of destruction through the bandit camp that Team Hebi had created was testament to that. Naruto groaned as Tsunade finished removing the poison, fixing the small cut on his arm where it entered.
"What hit me?" he muttered as his eyes fluttered open.
"Danzo with a poison coated stiletto."
"Oh." The blond said, blinking before looking at Revan. "Very funny, hime. You and I both know he's dead"
"Nothing gets by you, huh?" Revan asked sarcastically, before softening. "It was Sasuke. He had his team attack you, remember?"
Naruto nodded slowly. "Yeah...there were three of them...the girl was called Karin, as Sasuke mentioned her name almost immediately. Teme wanted to know how strong I was, the dirty cheat. Then there was the big guy...I think his name was Jugo, but I can't be sure. The last one told me his name...that's right, it was Suigetsu..."
Revan nodded. "You remember what happened next, right?"
Naruto nodded back. "Yeah...Jugo charged me, screaming something about avenging Kimimaro, the dude with the bone Kekkei Genkai I fought from my genin days. He was easy to avoid, and I hit him many times, but every time, he got back up."
"Suigetsu was more trouble. He could change himself into water at will. It was only when I used Rasenshuriken did I take him out."
Revan nodded, remembering the blades whipping through the water-Suigetsu, the shock apparent on his face as he was evaporated by the wind blades, Kubikiri Houcho falling to the ground with a CLANK.
Jugo, enraged even further by seeing one of his comrades fall to Naruto's jutsu, roared and charged the blonde, his fist transforming into a gruesome mesh of flesh and bone spikes. Aiming for Naruto's head, he was caught by surprise when Naruto caught the fist, the ground beneath his feet crumbling and giving under the force of the blow.
Naruto opened his eyes, the orange markings around his eyes indicating his activation of Sage Mode.
Crushing the fist in his hand, Naruto spun around, a Futon: Rasengan already in his hand. Driving the wind sphere into Jugo's head, ground through flesh and bone, despite Jugo's attempts to reinforce his cranial structure, but the addition of Futon Chakra made the Rasengan three times as lethal, tearing through the stone-hard bone and flesh like a katana through rice paper.
As Jugo's headless corpse fell to the ground, Karin, who had managed to work her way around the fight, threw poisoned senbon at Naruto, who merely took out a kunai, and either blocked or dodged them before looking at Karin. Creating a kage bunshin, he sent that one to attack her while he searched the area for Sasuke, whom he knew was around.
Sensing his clone disperse, he was forced to refocus on Karin as she attacked him with taijutsu, him ducking and weaving as she made a desperate attempt to kill the man her Sasuke-kun despised above all others.
Catching her fist much like he did Jugo's, he twisted her arm at an odd angle, the sound of snapping bone drowned out over Karin's shrill cry of agony. Letting go of her arm, he turned around as she dropped to the grassy floor below, clutching her arm and screaming in pain.
Naruto had no desire to kill any of them. However, he knew that they were here for one reason: to attack Konoha.
He was not about to let that happen.
Resuming his search for Sasuke, Naruto felt Karin's chakra flare up briefly, before he sidesteps her attempt at putting an explosive note on his back. Catching her other arm, he removes the explosive note, tearing it before it can explode, and breaking her other arm in the process.
Naruto is so focused on Karin that he barely notices the sudden spike in Killing Intent, and manages to sidestep a Chidori Eiso aimed for his heart, watching in disbelief as it impales Karin instead, the electrical spear causing her body to twitch before falling lifeless to the ground.
Gritting his teeth, Naruto turns to Sasuke, the Uchiha standing on a nearby tree branch as he retracts his attack, the Chidori Eiso becoming a normal Chidori before disappearing altogether.
"Greetings, Dobe."
"TEME! YOU KILLED ONE OF YOUR OWN TEAMMATES?"
Sasuke scoffed. "What of it? She was clearly weak, and aside from her Kagura Shingan, she was completely useless. Besides, after you die, and Konoha is razed to the ground, I would have no need of her anyway."
Naruto glared at Sasuke. "What the hell happened to you, Sasuke? We were once friends! YOU WERE THE CLOSEST THING TO A BROTHER I'VE EVER HAD!"
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, the hatred in them as prominent as the sword on his back. "We were never friends, Naruto. You just fooled yourself into believing that, or simply believed what you wanted to believe. Never once...did I ever consider you a friend."
"THAT'S A LIE! We may not have always agreed, and we may not have always gotten along, but damnit, Sasuke, you and I were friends, no question! You protected me, and I protected you in return. Friends do that for one another!"
"We were teammates, and teammates protect each other only because it makes a mission go smoother if there are more people to back you up. There was nothing friendly about you and I, Naruto, and today, I'm going to sever that pitiful bond you foolishly cling to...once, and for all."
Sasuke drew his blade, leaping off the branch and plunging towards Naruto, Sharingan blazing and Chidori already in hand.
Tears streaming down his face, Naruto grit his teeth and leapt to meet Sasuke, Sage Mode still activated and Rasengan swirling in his palm.
"You know...it's funny, Sasuke...you and I...could've easily been standing in each other's shoes right now..."
"CHIDORI!"
"RASENGAN!"
(End Flashback)
Revan sat upright, sweat cascading down her naked form, and looked around. "I hate remembering the number of times he's nearly died." She thought as she looked at her husband, who was sleeping soundly. The pair had commandeered one of the cabins, more to the point of Revan telling anyone that if she didn't have alone time with her husband, they would get a Force-induced lightsaber enema.
He was sleeping on his back, his bare chest reminding her of their 'alone time' before sleep claimed them.
"After all these years, it never gets old. In fact, it just gets better and better each time we do it." She thought, as her memory recalled his touch, his kiss, his-
"I keep thinking like this, and he's going to get molested in his sleep." Revan thought as she got up and grabbed a robe, deciding to get some of the swill that the pilot Olee tried to pass of as coffee.
"I'm spoiled by living with Naruto for decades on Ibonihs." She thought, passing the sleeping Shmi and Anakin. Checking the wall chrono, she saw that it was still early morning.
"Why do I keep thinking of that backwater world now? I mean, yeah I miss our friends, but most of them were old when we left. They have to be dead by now." she sighed, pouring the coffee and carrying it back towards her room with Naruto.
"I started dreaming of the Uchiha when we met the boy…wait, could that be a vision? Is he going to turn out like the Uchiha if he gets training in the temple?"
Shaking her head, she finished her cup in several large gulps. "I hate visions, especially cryptic ones."
Slipping back into the room, she smiled seeing Naruto still asleep, his blond hair sprawled like its owner currently was.
Going to her knapsack, she picked up Bastila's Holocron that they'd found on Nar Shadda.
"Do I really want to hear what the others have to say? Can I really take it after all this time?"
Her fingers traced the markings on the Holocron, then she put it down with a sigh.
"Such a sigh from a beautiful woman. Your thoughts that deep, love?"
She looked over her shoulder to see Naruto awake and laying on his side, looking at her with concern.
"Just maudlin memories, I guess." She said.
"You had another dream." He said as a statement, not a question. "Which one this time?"
"When you fought the Uchiha." She said.
Naruto chuckled. "Gonna have to be a little more specific than that, hime. I've fought him multiple times."
Revan frowned. "The time I was there, and you got poisoned protecting me from his blade."
Naruto waited till she put her mug down before pulling her to him. "I'm right here, love. Alive and well. That was decades ago."
"I know." She sighed. "They started up again when we first met the boy."
"The gaki?" Naruto looked down at her as she rested her head on his chest.
She nodded slightly, and let a breath out. "Something about him reminds me of the Uchiha. I don't know what. Maybe it's his sporadic temper, I'm not sure."
Naruto paused, and Revan looked up to see his eyes unfocused. Shaking his head, he looked at her after a moments. "We'll have to be careful then. Right now, his future is shrouded within the Force."
"I'll talk with the trog when we get back to the temple." Revan said, as she enjoyed the sensation of being in her husbands arms.
"What will we do till then?" he asked with a teasing smirk.
"I suppose I could work on HK a bit." Revan said teasingly, and made to rise from the bed.
Naruto's hand was there just as fast as Jedi reflexes and pulled her back into bed atop of him.
"You spend more time with that droid, and I might get jealous."
"Of a droid?" she asked jokingly, then froze as a memory resurfaced. Her shudder had Naruto looking at her.
"What's wrong?" he asked in concern.
Revan looked at him. "I just remembered a woman, back after the council had wiped my memories and I had taken up training again on Dantooine. I can't remember her name, but I do recall that her husband had died and she treated the droid as a replacement in everything."
Naruto looked a bit peaked. "That's sad to hear, babe...wait a minute...when you say 'everything', you mean..."
At her nod, he shuddered. "Not picturing that one, thank you very much."
Revan nodded, and continued. "Carth, Mission, and I found it out amidst the plains. It was letting the Kath Hounds destroy it." She sighed. "We killed the hounds, and were about to return it back to the enclave where his owner was waiting when it begged to be destroyed. I saw several paths at that point. I could comply, and tell its' mistress why. I could destroy it, and tell her that the Kath Hounds destroyed it. I could destroy it, and tell her it was still out there. Or, I could take it back."
Naruto listened. "And?" he asked when she had remained silent for several minutes.
"I listened as Carth made jokes and innuendo. I felt bad for the droid, so I promised it that I would destroy it and tell its' mistress that it had been savaged beyond repair by the hounds."
She sighed. "The worst part of the whole ordeal was...it thanked me as I brought my saber down."
Revan looked up at her husband. "I recovered its' memory core and later downloaded it to a database. What she did to that thing…" she shuddered.
"Some people, when they are hurt, will do anything to feel better." Naruto said, and Revan knew what he was talking about.
"Enough about that." She said, straddling him. "I'm feeling neglected." she pouted as his hands rested on her thighs.
He gave her a grin. "Really? Even after four hours last night?"
"Technically, it's a new day, dear." She reminded him.
His hands slid up to the belt of her robe, and gave it a tug. "Well, I wouldn't want to be accused of neglecting my wife, now would I?"
The robe parted, showing a vast expanse of tanned skin and aged white scars. Naruto traced them as his hands made their way up to her breasts, gently palming them as his thumbs rubbed the budding nipples, getting a soft moan from Revan, her hair loose from its braid hanging down her back as she arched into her husband's hands.
Revan's moan got louder as Naruto flipped their positions, and he was between her legs, his head moving down as he slowly kissed the expanse of skin. His tongue dancing around her belly button, he ghosted lower and lower, teasing her with short, hot puffs of breath on her oversensitive skin.
Naruto smiled as he kissed her inner thigh, his hands teasing her folds as Revan arched her back again, begging for more. He was just about to taste his wife's womanhood when the door chime sounded.
"GAAAAH!" Revan snarled in frustration as the home-wrecker proceeded to ring the bell several times.
Naruto rolled to the edge and grabbed his pants, and after zipping them up, he went to see who just "endeared" themselves to his wife.
It hissed open, and on the other side was one of the queen's handmaidens. "Sable? Sadi? Sammy?...wait, I think it was Sabe." Naruto thought, but shook his head. "Yes?"
"Her Majesty wishes to speak with you and Lady Revan before we arrive at Coruscant. The captain assures us we are nearing the system, and should be there in less than two hours."
Naruto sighed. "Being a Jedi is almost as bad as being a ninja and a Kage." He thought.
"Tell Her Majesty we will join her shortly."
The handmaiden nodded, and left. Naruto palmed the door control, and it hissed shut.
He barely managed to turn with the warning in the Force as his wife tackled him, her legs wrapping around him.
"She can wait." She growled.
Naruto knew from years of marriage to never argue with his wife as he carried her back to the bed. Despite his healthy stamina, his wife was the sex fiend of the marriage, and had rode him into unconsciousness plenty of times beforehand. The look she was giving him promised another heavy bout of lovemaking, and he didn't know if he was going to be able to walk straight afterwards.
XX
Obi-Wan looked at the wall separating the room he shared with his master from the room that housed the Namikazes, and knew that next time he traveled with both of them, he was going to see about getting a cabin further away.
"Must they do that again?" he asked, covering his head with a pillow.
Qui-Gon chuckled as he finished getting ready for the day. "Someday you'll understand, my young Padawan." he replied.
"I doubt it, Master. Unless the Order changes the Code, I highly doubt it."
Qui-Gon smiled, his grin widening even further as he heard Revan's cries of pleasure, and shook his head. "Obi-Wan is right, though. By the Force, they are loud." he muttered as he put his hair in its messy ponytail.
Across the way, Revan cried out again as her third orgasm washed over her, her pussy convulsing around her husband's wonderful cock as she arched her back and moaned.
Naruto groaned in response, his wife's clenching walls making it harder for him to hold back his own urges.
Feeling her tighten around him again, Naruto smirked before flipping her over, her legs still wrapped around his waist as he proceeded to pound his wife's womb into oblivion, her wanton cries of, "Yes...yes...YES..." echoing throughout the room as she gripped his arms tightly.
Gripping the sheets, Naruto managed to push off the bed, using his knees to keep him upright as his hips continued to pound into Revans, Naruto barely managing to get his hands into the familiar cross-shaped seal.
Revan felt the shifting weight, and opened her eyes to see Naruto getting ready, and her eyes widened. "Baby, you're not about to-"
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
A modest puff of smoke filled the room. Dispersing, it revealed 3 separate clones standing near the bed, all with 8-inch erections and grinning madly.
Already knowing their tasks, the first clone went and sat on the floor, adopting a lotus position and closing his eyes. The other two simply waited, their grins never leaving their faces as Naruto and Revan stopped briefly, Naruto in anticipation and Revan in curiosity.
When the orange markings appeared around the first clone's eyes, Revan's face paled. She turned to Naruto to protest, but the sound of a dispelling clone had her whip her eyes back to the floor, watching the puff of smoke dissipate to reveal the same markings on both the clones and the original.
Grinning nervously, she turned back to her husband. "You're not serious about-"
Naruto cut her off, grinning like a madman. "Get her, boys."
Revan squealed as she was tackled by all three Naruto's, flailing playfully as she pretended to struggle.
The original Naruto laid down on the bed, having his wife straddle him and sink down on his cock. The second one came up from behind, spreading her cheeks before plunging his rod into her other hole. Revan barely got out a cry before the third Naruto shoved his meat into her mouth, Revan moaning as all three began to fuck her in synch.
As she rode her lover's cock, she could feel the two shafts piston in and out of her holes, the wall dividing the two continuously rubbed over and over, the sensation of being filled completely something Revan never got tired of. She eagerly sucked off the Naruto in front of her, wrapping her tongue around his throbbing shaft as her head bobbed back and forth eagerly.
Naruto could feel her tightening up with every stroke, the triple assault overloading her already stimulated nerves, and sending her into overdrive. He groaned as she began to bounce on his shaft harder, her hips eagerly slamming against his own as she strove to take as much of him into her as she could.
Back and forth, pistoning in and out at an ever-quickening pace, the second Naruto reached his climax first, tensing and slamming his cock into Revan's hole before shooting his load into her, feeling her tense and clamp around his invading rod as he pumped his essence into her asshole.
Revan moaned as she felt the first clone orgasm, her hole milking his cock for everything it had before he disappeared in a puff of smoke, the only traces left behind are her pleasured asshole and the cum inside.
Revan's slurping noises and ever increasing moans proved too much for the second clone. As she continued to tease the head with her tongue, flicking it across the slit before wrapping around it and rubbing back and forth across his length, the clone slammed his cock into her mouth-pussy several more times before he, too, reached his orgasm, his semen flooding Revan's mouth in a heated rush.
The clone jerked his cock into her mouth several times, pumping a load of cum into her mouth each time, before dispersing and leaving Revan her treat.
The original the only remaining blonde left, he watched his wife swallow the clone's load eagerly, licking her lips before looking down at him and smiling lustfully, purposefully clenching her inner muscles in the hopes of getting him to cum quicker.
Naruto groaned, leaning up to capture a bouncing breast as he pile-drived his dick into her, sucking and licking her budded nipple as the vibrations from his groans sent jolts of electricity through Revan, causing her to arch her back and cry out even more.
Wantonly riding his length, Revan wanted nothing more than for Naruto to finally succumb to his pleasure. She'd cum four times, now, and aside from his clones, Naruto had yet to cum once. She was going to change that.
Gripping her man by his shoulders, Revan started to slam her hips onto Naruto as hard and as fast as she could, feeling him immediately tense and moan, sending shivers down her spine as he continued his assault on her breasts.
Naruto began to tense, his cock now pushing into her womb as she skillfully used her pussy to massage his cock relentlessly, letting him know exactly what she wanted, and that she'd be damned if she didn't get it soon.
His resolve finally broken, Naruto gripped his wife's supple ass, groping it and using it as an anchor as he proceeded to thrust fully into Revan, the Jedi Master screaming his name as he pounded her pussy over and over and over, her eyes beginning to roll to the back of her head as she started to pant, already reaching her fifth orgasm, but determined to make her husband join her on Cloud 9.
With one last monstrous thrust, Naruto embed himself inside Revan, causing her to scream her orgasm to the heavens, her pussy clenching and convulsing around him as he erupted inside of her, moaning her name as he pumped stream after stream of warm cum inside the love of his life.
Arching her back, Revan screamed again as she creamed all over his cock, his warm semen pushing her orgasm to further heights as she nearly lost consciousness right there. Her body tensing, she finally came off her bliss-induced high and slumped on top of Naruto, panting heavily as every muscle in her body became lax.
Panting as well, Naruto loosely held his wife, his cock still twitching as the last droplets of cum entered her body, before his body simply relaxed.
"N...Na...Naruto...that was...Kami...that was good..." Revan panted, still trying to catch her breath.
Naruto chuckled. "You weren't so bad yourself, you know."
Revan smiled, kissing him deeply as the two simply enjoyed being in the company of one another, relishing their physical connection as well as their connection through the Force.
The Naboo ship slipped across several lanes of traffic as it made it's final approach to the landing pad. Naruto was bouncing from foot to foot, anxious to be off the ship.
Behind him, HK was making adjustments to his assault rifle, the droid eager to see how the Galactic Core had changed, and how many "Meatbags" were ready to test his skills.
Revan was quiet. The Queen had spoken, and asked for their support, but Revan reminded her that the current Order worked for the Senate.
"If the order was like it was in my time, we wouldn't have that problem. We were separate from the Senate, and work in conjunction with them, but we had our own way, and didn't need the Senate's permission to do the right thing."
Anakin was fidgeting, Shmi keeping a hand on his shoulder. Behind them was Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, then the handmaidens surrounding the Queen, and finally her guards.
The THUD of the ship landing was smooth, and Revan looked at Naruto with a grin. "Master Yoda is here, and he feels…irritated with you. I wonder why..."
Naruto grinned, and it reminded her of the fox he once carried within him. "Not sure, love." He gave her the most innocent of eyes, but she knew he had done something.
"C'mon, spill…what was the prank you pulled before we left?"
"Prank? Who said anything about a prank?" Naruto asked innocently.
"You did, when you asked me not to tell your wife about it." Obi-Wan chirped from his place by his master.
"You hush, or I'll implement you as my accomplice."
"You don't know the meaning of the word." Obi-Wan fired back.
"Sure I do. I r an edumacated man now, silly."
Revan laughed hard at the last statement. She had to admit, over the years, her goofball of a husband took to learning languages with a vigor, and his mathematic skills had climbed once she showed him how it could be apply to tactics and battle. He also loved how they worked with his seals.
"Behave, and accept your punishment like a man." She said. "I also sense Master Windu isn't pleased with you, either."
Naruto snickered as the ramp lowered, and he smirked. "Let's go see the in-laws, shall we?"
Revan sighed, shaking her head. "You are such a child, at times. I wonder why I married you." Naruto's grin warned her that she was going to be embarrassed by whatever he said, although she had a pretty good idea that he was about to hit her with a curveball from left field.
"Because you saw me naked on my last training trip with Jiraiya, and haven't been able to keep your hands off me since."
"Damnit, I knew it!" she cursed. Behind her, the handmaidens could be heard giggling, and she could picture the blushes.
"I was drunk." Revan defended, and walked down the ramp before her husband could comment otherwise, a smirk on her face. She reached the platform and stopped dead, seeing the group of Jedi Masters to the side of the Supreme Chancellor and several senators.
Revan's eyes widened as she took in the Jedi's appearance, a large grin fighting its' way onto her face despite her best efforts. A snort escaped her lips, followed by full-blown laughter as she took in the neon pink and orange robes of the Jedi Masters, the said individuals frowning even more then they had beforehand as she doubled over in unrestrained mirth.
Naruto came down the ramp and stopped next to her, grinning. "Looks like someone had trouble with the laundry."
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were next, followed by Shmi, Anakin, the Queen, and her entourage. The reactions ranged, from uproarous laughter from the guards and Anakin, to loud giggles from the Queen, handmaidens, and Shmi, to the gaping expressions of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.
Yoda approached the blonde, his bright pink robes not hiding his disapproving expression. "The entirety of the Temple, pranked you have. Allowed access to the laundry room, revoked your privileges have been."
Naruto smiled at the head of the Council. "But Master Yoda, the pink makes you look years younger. And so cute, too."
"Hmph. Funny, it was. New robes, the entire Order now needs. Reprogram the droids in the laundry room, a long time it took."
Naruto shrugged, not at all embarrassed at being caught. "Look at it this way: It showed lax security that deep in the Temple, and now that you know about it, it can be corrected."
Mace Windu, in a bright orange robe, glowered at the ninja. "Security shouldn't be needed in the Temple. It should be safe by our presence alone."
Naruto looked at him. "Did the younglings enjoy it?"
Mace clenched his jaw. "They did."
"Discuss your punishment, later we will." Yoda said. They watched as the Queen and her escorts leave with Senator Palpatine, taking Shmi and Anakin with them, the boy kept looking back at them like a lost Inuzuka puppy.
Revan's hand on his forearm brought him back to the discussion, as Qui-Gon informed Chancellor Valorum of what had transpired with the negotiations."
Valorum sighed. "That is not the story that has been making its' way into the Senate." He said, feeling more tired than he ever thought possible. The current crisis only added to his already heavy burden. With the ever mounting discontent with his Chancellorship in the Senate, this crisis could very well cause him to be ousted.
Little did he know that his removal was part of the plan all along.
XX
(Jedi Temple)
Naruto smirked at the multitude of colors. "See, brown is so-"
"Scrub the training room, you shall." Yoda said as he hobbled along beside Revan's husband and his somewhat apprentice. "Consequences there are, for your actions."
"I know." Naruto said. He created twenty clones and sent them to work.
"Cheating, that is." Yoda pointed out.
"Just deal the cards, old man."
The Jedi Master chuckled as he did so. "Strange, it is. Feel like I should be scolding you, I do."
"Bah. You get too serious, and you'll lose focus when something big comes along. When I was Hokage, I found that taking time to have fun made things easier." Naruto smirked as he looked his cards over. "You know, Rev's going to be pissed when she sees you're teaching me how to play Pazaak."
"Hmph. Teaches you mathematics and skills, it does. Help you later in life, it can." Yoda muttered as he chewed on a root of some kind.
XX
Revan smiled as she closed the panel on HK-47's back. "Well, he did give you a few new upgrades, and I see no problem with the way they are functioning, so you can keep them."
"Thoughtful Statement: Mistress is too kind. Statement: Master showed me several glorious new ways to destroy more useless meatbags. Retraction: Master would not show me the power source for this 'chakra' he talked about. Joyous Interjection and Inquiry: Perhaps Mistress could install the new power source into my systems so I could be more effective in my tasks?"
Revan smiled and patted the droid on the shoulder. "I'm afraid not, HK. In order to use chakra, you have to be…well, you have to be like Naruto and I."
"Query: An efficient and effective killer?"
"Negative." Revan said. "You need to be, in your terms, a meatbag."
"Disheartened Statement: Oh Master, what a cruel jest!" HK said.
"If you're well-behaved, we'll take you to the lower levels. I'm sure there are swoop gangs you can use as target practice."
"Joyous Jubilation: Oh Master! Your kindness knows no bounds. Statement: As I informed the other master, if you were but a droid, you would be a perfect match for this unit."
Revan shook her head, and recalled HK saying something like that before. "Alas, poor HK, I am but flesh and blood."
"Compassionate Statement: I won't hold it against you, Master. Your programming may be faulty at times, but you always revert to basic operating procedures when it counts most. Amended Statement: You always find the biggest battle/brawl/fight/riot/all-out, no-holds-barred, down and dirty street fight to get into that allows me to showcase my glorious programming to its' fullest."
Revan remembered the time on the Star Forge. While her and the others went to find Bastila and Malak, HK, along with Zalbaar and Canderous Ordo, carved a path of destruction throughout the giant weapon manufacturing station. Revan remembered Ordo offering her a fortune, enough to buy a moon, for HK, but she'd declined. Both the droid and the Mandalorian seemed depressed with that for a time.
"I'm going to workout for a bit." She said, grabbing her lightsabers from the rack Naruto had built for them. "Run a diagnostic, and I'll install that new computer package after dinner."
"Compliance: Affirmative, Mistress."
"And top off your power pack. I don't know what's coming, but I think it will make our adventure on Tatooine look tame."
"Joyous Statement: I hope so, Master. The more carnage, destruction, and death we encounter, the more this unit enjoys itself."
Revan left the room shaking her head, and knew that the Exile must have altered some of the programming. "I don't remember HK being this hopped up on blowing things up last time…of course, the last time I saw him was four thousand years ago. Maybe I've gotten soft."
With a shrug, she left to practice some saber forms. "With the Sith around, I'd best not be lax."
XX
Revan smiled, seeing Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon on the mats. "Hello boys. Want to help me out?"
Both shook their heads and backed away. Revan pouted. "Aw, no one wants to play?"
"I'll work with you, Master Revan." She turned to see Mace Windu step up with his purple lightsaber. "I don't get enough time to spar with council duties, anyway." He said.
Revan smiled, and went into her stance, one blade pointing up, the other diagonally across in front of her.
They moved without word. Revan smiled and after a series of parries and blocks, she stepped away. "Interesting style. This is the famed Vaapad I've heard so much about."
Mace nodded. "Your style…it is a merging of forms."
"Yes. While I was on Ibonihs, I needed to alter my styles to work with their type of combat. The seven Jedi and seven Sith forms, when untied, actually make a better style than either one separately."
Obi-Wan off to the side looked at his master and asked, "Did she say Sith styles?"
"She did. In Revan's time, the Sith had saber forms all their own. Over time, they were lost to history. I think she, outside of a holocron, is the only one to remember them. If she ever takes on an apprentice, they will learn much from her."
"What about Naruto?" Obi-Wan asked of his friend.
Revan must have heard him, as even though her blades were attacking and blocking Mace's she answered. "I've taught Naruto the basics of all of them. Mixed with his fighting style, he's created something new. Add in his Kage Bunshin's and it transforms it into something even more dangerous."
Obi-wan paused then spoke. "I saw him in the workshop making several more lightsabers."
Revan nodded as she landed after a flip, and stabbed back with her red blade. Mace managed to avoid getting impaled on it, using his own blade as a buffer before he rolled away.
"Yeah, he's got another idea. We'll just have to wait and see." She spun with a flurry into the Soresu form and before she finished spinning, she flipped into the Ataru form, hurling Mace backwards before the Master landed on his backside.
Mace was on his back, blinking. "How?"
Revan gave him an easy going grin. "I have had four thousand plus years to brush up on my forms." She deactivated her lightsabers, and they vanished with a poof of smoke. Mace accepted the hand up, and stood with a groan. "I'm getting too old for this."
Revan laughed. "When you get to be my age, then you can complain. You just need to get in the gym more. Too many sessions on your butt, you'll start to look like a Hutt."
Mace smiled at the easy going manner of Master Revan. "I didn't know some of those forms. They most definitely caught me off-guard." He said.
"As I said, I combined some Sith forms with Jedi forms, and then I combined some of the sword styles from Naruto's home world and the end result is-"
"Master Windu needing to practice more." Obi-Wan interjected.
"Don't you have something to do, Padawan?" Qui-Gon asked.
"Nope." came Obi-Wan's quick reply, before he facepalmed at his mistake
Revan laughed as Qui-Gon assigned him to find Naruto and see if he needed help.
"Never admit you have nothing to do, Padawan. Masters love giving random jobs."
"And you don't?" Obi-Wan countered.
"Ben, I'm married. It's my right."
Mace and Qui-Gon chuckled as Obi-Wan left just in time, as Revan was telling them a tale about the time her and Naruto had to fight a group of hunter-nin, and the idiots had broken into their hotel room-
"By the Force, she has no shame, does she?" He thought, and was relived not to hear what happened next as he turned the corridor, the Force leading him deeper into the temple.
"I wonder what Master Yoda has him doing as punishment?" he mused, thinking of the number of jobs he'd gotten assigned to when he was a youngling and broke the rules.
Obi-Wan was surprised when he found the pair playing cards, both having piles of credits in equal amounts.
"What is this?"
Yoda's chuckle joined Naruto's. "Hey Ben. How was saber practice?"
"Gambling-"
"Join us, you must." Yoda said.
"Yeah, we're sort of deadlocked, and you can keep Master Yoda honest."
"Hmph. Cheat, I do not."
"You use the Force. I feel it."
"Imagining, you are."
Obi-Wan sighed as he was soon dealed into the game. His meager allowance of credits was being consumed and the opposition was chuckling and outright laughing at his poor misfortune.
"Maybe I should have stayed for Revan's story, at least this way I wouldn't be broke."
Back in the workshop after loosing his allowance, Obi-Wan looked at his "Friend". "Why are you making so many lightsabers?" he finally asked.
"I had an idea while HK and I were out hunting bounties." Naruto said, as he adjusted the focus lens and inserted an emitter.
"Where did you get all the parts?" Obi-Wan asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.
Naruto smiled. "Found some on Tatooine, others Rev had in her vault. Master Yoda gave me a couple of parts and crystals as well."
"Gave?" Obi-Wan asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Okay, I wheedled them out of him in Sabaac and Pazaak." Naruto admitted.
Obi-Wan shook his head. "So is that what the two of you have been doing all the time?"
"No. We were training those times. But while my clones were cleaning up as my punishment for dying the robes, Master Yoda and I were relaxing and talking."
Obi-Wan nodded as he recalled the varied topics the two discussed. From application and theory, to about Naruto's youth and his training as a ninja, to the newest lifeforms that they brought back with them.
"Are you and Revan serious about presenting the boy to the Council this evening?" he asked.
"Yeah. Can't hurt to have him tested." Naruto said with a shrug.
Obi-Wan shook his head. "I think it's a bad idea. He's too old-"
Naruto gave him a look. "And what am I? Sushi?"
"No, but you had training of sorts long before you came here and-" Obi-wan shrugged.
"If he was in Konoha, he'd be added to a class. There is no such thing as 'too old for training'." Naruto said.
Obi-Wan conceded the point. "You might be right. At least teach him the basics to make sure he doesn't go astray later."
Naruto shook his head. "Revan said that even Masters can turn. This nonsense of training you all from a young age to resist using your emotions is a bunch of cow hockey." Naruto closed up the hilt he was working on and stood.
Obi-Wan stepped back and watched as Naruto activated the lightsaber. The orange blade sprang to life with the comforting and familiar SNAP-HISS. The steady hum brought a smile to Naruto's face.
"I could make these for a living."
"Actually, you couldn't." Obi-wan said. "Each Jedi makes their own. It's part of the process and trials."
Naruto shrugged and put it on the bench before picking up some tools.
"Your putting runes on it, as well?" Obi-Wan asked in surprise.
"Yup. Hey, you want me to put a few seals on yours?" he asked.
"I'm not sure…" Obi-wan said. He did admit to himself that he was intrigued, but until he learned more about chakra and Naruto's world, he wanted to wait in order to make an more informed decision.
"Its okay. Rev took a bit of time, too." Naruto said with a grin as he remembered his wife's early statements of "Barbarism" and "Backwater Mysticism".
"I hear that the Senate will be meeting tomorrow." Naruto said, surprising Obi-Wan with the change of subject.
"Yes, they will be in session. The Queen will be attending, and bringing the Naboo's troubles with the Trade Federation to light, and their recent occupation of her world." Obi-Wan said.
"I always hated council meetings when I was Hokage, and I had to deal with only twenty-four people." Naruto said as he started working on another lightsaber. "No one can agree, and everyone believes that their problems and issues matter the most."
Obi-Wan listened as his friend described his time as Hokage. "There were times I was tempted to get rid of them all, but they did help...somewhat. It took me a lot of time to learn to play politics, but Rev helped me. When I named Konohamaru Sarutobi my successor, I'd already spent years teaching him to take over."
Naruto smirked. "I think that was the best birthday present I ever got him when I named him Hokage, and put the hat and robes on him."
Laughter from the door turned both to see Revan with Qui-Gon. "I have a photo of that." She said. "I didn't know his eyes could get that wide."
Naruto smiled as his wife kissed his forehead, and looked at the workbench and the lightsabers. "How many more?" she asked.
"This is the last one." Naruto said.
Qui-Gon looked at the lightsabers. "Twelve?" he asked.
"Thirteen if you count his first lightsaber." Obi-Wan corrected, and Naruto nodded. "After I'm done with this one, I'll show you an attack I thought of while me and HK were bumming around Tatooine."
"Speaking of HK…" Revan said, putting a hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Care to explain what jutsu you used that fascinated my droid into thinking you were the greatest thing in the galaxy."
Naruto chuckled. Obi-Wan was amazed that the blond was able to concentrate on building a complex lightsaber while at the same time holding a conversation. He looked at Revan and noticed she wasn't surprised.
"Well, it was a series of jutsu actually." Naruto admitted. He looked up from his work to see Revan's eyes starring at him. "Hirashin, Rasengan, and a few Katon and Suiton attacks."
"Which?" Revan asked.
"Er…Gokakyu no Jutsu, a couple of low-level water attacks like Suiben, Mizurappa, and Suiro no Jutsu." Naruto said while working. Obi-Wan was amazed how quickly Naruto's hands were connecting wires, placing emitters, and adding several small gems.
"He wanted me to install chakra in him so he could, in his words-"
"I know his words." Naruto said. "That droid has issues."
Revan laughed.
"Really, Revan." Qui-Gon said. "You should wipe the droid's memory banks. It's not proper for a Jedi Master to have an assassin droid."
Revan sighed. "He's more than a droid. He's my friend." She said, and felt Naruto's hand take hers.
Naruto understood. She smiled at him. The Namikazes shared a moment before Naruto went back to work.
Obi-Wan, however, had to open his mouth. "Did you know Naruto and Master Yoda were playing Sabaac and Pazaak?"
Naruto winced as his wife turned her gaze on him. He pretended he didn't notice, and kept working on his lightsaber, mentally vowing to get revenge on the treasonous Padawan.
XX
The Council room was packed as the Namikazes entered.
"I think we draw a crowd, dear." Naruto said as he looked around to see the Masters gathered in the chambers.
"We are interesting to them, as we do things differently." Revan said. "How do you wish to do this?"
"Do what?" asked Mace Windu.
Naruto sighed. "Might as well get this over with." Staring at the assembled council, began to convey the seriousness of the past few days' events.
"We encountered a Sith Lord."
Silence reigned throughout the room. Not a sound was made, a piece of clothing ruffled. All the masters were in complete shock at the declaration.
Yoda managed to find his words first. "Sith Lord, you say? Confirmed this, you have?"
Naruto and Revan both nodded.
"I was once a Dark Lord of the Sith myself, so I would know. He was, without a doubt, a Sith Lord." Revan said.
"Impossible." Ki-Adi Mundi spoke up. "The Sith have been extinct for millenia, since the fall of the Brotherhood."
"Certain you are, that it was a Sith?" Yoda asked again.
"Revan is. And she would know best, don't you think?" the blond asked.
Yoda nodded. "Hm. Talk we will, further into the session. Examine the initial report, we will."
"And about the boy?" Naruto asked.
"Summon him to us, we shall. Test him we can, guaranteed not what his fate will be."
Naruto nodded, while Revan remained quiet and rested her head against his shoulder. "If he's not permitted, I…we have alternate ideas."
Yoda looked at him curiously. "He needs focus." Naruto said.
"Discuss it more in session, we shall. Call you we shall, when the meeting begins."
Naruto and Revan bowed, leaving the chambers and heading to their room.
They remained quiet, and in deep thought, until they received summons from the council, indicating that the meeting was about to begin.
Another chapter done, another lemon posted for all the world to see, and yet another confirmation of my wickedly devious mind at work. I love springing surprise lemons onto unsuspecting readers. It's so much fun!
Anyway, this chapter delved a little bit into Naruto and Revan's past life on Konoha, and you all got to learn the fate of Team Taka. If Naruto seemed a little ruthless in his dealings with Taka, the reason is because he's protecting his friends, his family, his love, and his home. I dare any of you to try and defend something you really, truly care for, and not get pissed off that someone/something is threatening it. You will fail every time.
Regardless, Ch. 12 is complete, and I'm hittin' the hay.
-Sgt. Assassin
