Yu-Gi-Oh!
Reuniting Darkness with Light
Ch. 12: Zoë Wheeler, the Super-Duelist
Belle Flower said, "Are you ready to duel, Mr. Wheeler?" Joey steps up, "What's on the line if I lose?" Belle Flower answers, "Aside from your Pangaea Duelist Coins? Somewhere between your manhood and your freedom, sugar." That's when Joey became horrified, if he loses the duel between him and her, who knows what she'll do to him? Belle Flower said, "Duel start."
Joey: 8000 LP
Belle: 8000 LP
Joey regained his composure and focused his mind on one thing: win the duel, not just for his freedom or manhood; but also for the others!
"Let's Duel!"
Belle Flower draws, "I start things off by playing the Springs of Changing (spell card/continuous)." The ground opened up and produced a large pond between the Duelists, with a small rocky arena in the center! "Time to jump in!" Joey said, "Sorry, I already had a bath!" Belle Flower continues, "Then I summon Hip Fighter – Windy in attack mode."
Another female hippie appeared, she has long blonde hair and is dressed in a rainbow tie-dye bra and bellbottom jeans (Hip Fighter – Windy; type: spellcaster-Wind/LS: 3/ATK: 1000/DEF: 1000)! She took a dive into the pond and later emerged with some green dragon-like scales on some parts of her body! She then opened her once normal human blue eyes, which became golden dragon eyes!
Joey was shocked, "Does this happen to all Monsters that enter that pool?" Belle Flower answers, "Yes, all Monsters that enter play have their type changed by our choice. Of course, I have to give up 500 Life Points to interject your choice beforehand. By the way, my Hip Fighter is now a dragon-type. Isn't that groovy, baby?" Joey was shocked, "No way, Jose!"
Jessie comments, "I think I heard of that in a few of Japan's famous Manga and Anime."
Belle finishes, "I place three cards facedown and play Rainbow Bandana (type: plant-effect-Earth/LS: 1/ATK: 0/DEF: 0)!" A rainbow-colored piece of cloth appears, Joey shouts, "Hang on, you already summoned one monster, you can't summon another!" Belle Flower explains, "Rainbow Bandana can switch from a Monster Card to form an Equip Card." It was proven when Windy places on the bandana on her head.
Joey became more shocked; he thought to himself, "This is bad! She can force a change on my monsters without warning as I summon them!" Joey still has to get on with the duel, "I summon Axe Raider (type: warrior-Earth/LS: 4/ATK: 1700/DEF: 1150) to the field!" The large human warrior in red and gold armor wielding an axe appeared.
Belle shouts, "He's now a plant-type!" Axe Raider slipped and fell into the springs! He emerged as a tree wearing the armor and the huge axe! Joey groans, "If I lose, I may was well became a vegetable! Axe Raider, attack Hip Fighter – Windy!"
The tree warrior threw his large axe at the hippie, but instead of getting destroyed, she just bled, soon the bleeding stopped and the severe wound vanished. Joey was confused, "What? Don't tell me, that Rainbow Bandana prevents your hippie from getting destroyed as a result of battle." Belle Flower nods, "That's right, warmonger."
Joey was outraged, "Warmonger? Don't tell me you're just like your friend War Bear! Only you're dueling for no more fights!" Belle Flower smiles, "You must be psychic." Joey said, "Listen, we all fight for some reason, but that's alright with some of us; whether we are wimps or grand champions. Right now, I'm fighting to prevent the world from getting destroyed again."
Belle: 6800 LP
Belle draws a card, "I play Polymerization (spell card) to fuse Hip Fighter – Smelly (type: warrior-effect-Earth/LS: 7/ATK: 100/DEF: 2000) with Windy." The two monsters fused into a lovely female hippie. "Say 'hello' to Hip Fighter – Love Flower (type: spellcaster-fusion-effect-Light/LS: 6/ATK: 800/3000)." Joey, with confusion higher than his IQ, replied, "Uh… hello?" The Monster replied holding out a peace sign with her fingers, "Peace!" Then she dived into the springs and emerged with a pair of angelic wings on her back (type: winged beast)!
Then Joey came back to his senses, "Why did you summon a monster weaker than your Windy? Especially when your Rainbow Band can prevent it from being destroyed?" Belle Flower explained that too, "Smelly can negate all attacks against him, which is his effect. And Love Flower has a Love Maiden effect." Joey asks, "Love Maiden?"
Belle Flower explains that too, "If attacked by a monster, she won't be destroyed as a result of battle. Plus I place a Love Counter on that monster, then that Monster is controlled by me doing everything I want it to do." Joey said, "I'm smarter than that!"
A familiar voice replied, "I'd like to see that, Wheeler." Joey looked and found the missing ones crawling out of the ground, unfortunately, including Seto Kaiba.
Joey groans, "Never mind! My turn, draw!" Joey draws a card, "I also play the spell card Summon Duelists; it forces the both of us into play. We get to choose what type of attribute and type we want, as for their Levels and other stats, we both have to halve our Life Points and place them into our stats! We can't be affected by most card effects but we can fight!"
Joey: 4000 LP
Belle: 3400 LP
Joey's clothes morphed into blue metallic battle armor similar to Dark Paladin's with a fiery red cape draping from behind (Joey Wheeler; type: warrior-token-Fire/LS: 10/ATK: 4000/DEF: 4000)! Belle remained the same (Belle Flower; type: fairy-token-Earth/LS: 9/ATK: 3400/DEF: 3400)!
But then Joey slipped and fell into the springs, as did Belle! SPLASH! SPLASH! Belle came out, looking the same as ever (type: spellcaster). As for Joey…
A gauntlet-covered hand came out of the water first, it hauled the body out… what came of Joey was rather unexpected.
Seto Kaiba laughed out loud at Joey! Mai and some of the others who cared about Joey had become worried about him.
Joey asks them, "What's wrong?" Then he covered his mouth, realizing that his voice has become more feminine! He looked down at his chest, "Just like in that dream. I'm a girl!"
That's right! Joey Wheeler is now official a female; a pretty girl no less, with long gorgeous blonde hair that reaches to her hips, a very nice figure, large breasts (apparently a 40F cup), strong legs, etc. FLASH! Somebody took a picture of Joey's new form! Serenity cheers for him (er, her), "Show that hippie Executioner whose boss, Big Sister!"
The female Joey decided, "Well, I guess I better get used to this." Then declared, with her confidence restored, "In female form, Joey Wheeler is now known as… Zoë Wheeler!"
Mai asks, "Is it just me… or is Joey–– I mean, Zoë–– regaining his confidence?" Yugi said, "I guess so."
Judai said, "Look at that, the legendary Joey Wheeler gets turned into a girl and he's used to it." Hayato said to Judai, "I wonder what we'd be like." Asuka images Judai turned into a gorgeous girl like her.
Zoë shouts, "I play the Seal of Balancéa (combo force/field), by discarding the Seal of Orichalcos and Destiniop!"
The blue magic circle encircled the field, Zoë exclaims as another blue seal forms on her right hand, "My Balancéa Seal power is going to be 'Card Creation by Fate': I draw a card from my Deck and a new card is formed in my hand, when the Duel is over, those cards become real cards." Belle agrees as another blue seal forms on her forehead, "Okay. Mine shall be 'Inner Universal Power': I give up 500 Life Points to place a card effect onto one of my Monsters."
FLASH! Zoë Wheeler is zapped into Zoë Pangaea's crystalline castle chamber… she sees what appears to be him in male form and more majestic armor than she is in right now, breaking out of his own crystal prison.
Zoë asks the duplicate of her male form, "Who are you?" He didn't answer, just sat there. Zoë concentrates, and found a name, "Jonouchi the Olympian!" He looks up at her and nods grumpily. Zoë slaps him in the face, "What's with you? You're such a real jerk!"
Then she remembered her past as Joey Wheeler, when Joey was a punk… she then said, "Why are you only thinking of yourself? Like someone else I used to know?" Finally, Jonouchi spoke, "Considering the fate of most of the Lost Guardian Goddesses and Great Spirits, there's no way the others would want me to back me into fighting against the enemy." He then smiles with overconfidence, "And I can take on the enemies' goons myself."
Meijin and Duke appeared, "WHAT ARE YOU, A COWARD?"
Zoë then saw a sword still stuck into Jonouchi's heart; there's also a black dagger stuck beside it! She grabbed the sword and dagger's hilts and pulled them both out hard! As the wounds healed up, Jonouchi said, "You know what, Zoë, I'd say I'll help you win your duel and get you restored back to male form." He and Zoë shook hands!
FLASH! Zoë returned and Duke woke up! Duke said, "I guess he's not a coward after all." Serenity saw Serena and Miaka tense up, Mai asks her Guardian Goddess, "What is it?" Miaka answers, "Jonouchi the Olympian has returned!"
Zoë calls out, "Go, Blue Flame Swordsman (type: warrior-effect-Fire/LS: 4/ATK: 1800/DEF: 1600)!" The blue-armored version of Joey's Flame Swordsman appeared, but Belle didn't change him, so Joey did it! "I'm changing my Blue Flame Swordsman into a woman as well!" SPLASH! A lovely female version of the Monster emerged from the water! "Let's attack!"
As Zoë was about to attack with Belle Flower a powerful kick, a silvery disk appeared and took the hit (Draining Shield; type: trap/effect: Negate the attack of an attacking Monster and increase your Life Points by the attacking Monster's ATK.)! A blast of white energies zapped right into Belle!
Belle: 7400 LP
Zoë was outraged, "Darn! I can't get through that Draining Shield. I set one card facedown and end my turn!"
Belle Flower said, "Fine, I now play Treasure of Heaven (Spell Card); to throw out its glorious generosity and let us draw until we both hold 6 cards in our hands." Zoë smirks, "Big mistake, sister; you forgot about my Balancéa ability that I've specifically chosen." Belle Flower gasps, "And since both of us are allowed to have an infinite number of cards on both sides of the field and in our hands, and if my spell forced to draw until we both hold six cards in our hands… that means––"
Zoë answers as a huge fold of cards appeared in her hand, "Bingo, I get a total of 12 cards in my hand, only this half of them are new and never were in my deck in the first place."
Belle Flower said, "Who cares? My monster's effect can still be effective even if she attacks a monster." Love Flower attacks Zoë's tree-formed Axe Raider!
Belle: 6500 LP
Suddenly, the mutated warrior lurched its way to Belle Flower's side of the field! Then Love Flower's Attack strength went up!
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 2500
Zoë Wheeler's not one to give up, she draws another card and a new one is created; it's Jonouchi the Olympian (type: paladin-Divine/LS: 5/ATK: 2000/DEF: 2000)! Zoë saw in her hand and found an old friend, The Claw of Hermos (special spell)! Beside Hermos was a card with a winged unicorn on it, a special spell card called the Horn of Elhonna.
Zoë shouts, "I special summon your Hip Fighter – Windy from your Graveyard to my side of the field in defense mode through means of a new spell card called Revival Betrayal, it lets me to specially summon a monster from your Graveyard to my side of the field, and vice versa. But since I don't, you can't!"
The hippie monster reappeared on Zoë's side of the field and glared angrily at her former master. Zoë continued, "I summon Rocket Warrior in attack mode," The green-and-yellow warrior that could transform into a rocket (type: warrior-effect-Light/LS: 4/ATK: 1500/DEF: 1300) appeared, "Then I play this new card called the Horn of Elhonna!"
The winged unicorn appeared and merged with Rocket Warrior, forming into a large blaster with the likeness of Rocket Warrior but with a blast shield and visor, which is placed into the hands of Windy. "This is the Elhonna Rocket Cannon. Windy, attack continuously!"
Windy pulled the trigger, firing a missile on Love Flower! The enemy hippie survived the attack, but something became different…
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 2000
The same thing again!
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 1500
And again!
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 1000
And again!
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 500
And again! But some missiles got through to Belle Flower's Life Points!
Hip Fighter – Love Flower; ATK: 0
Belle: 6000 LP
Belle Flower asks, "Why isn't she falling in love with my Love Flower?" Zoë answers that, "My Elhonna Rocket Cannon's card effect blast shield shields its wielder from any card effect as long as it is equipped to a Monster, containing a Rocket Warrior effect and an effect to attack continuously as long as a monster exists on the field make it a powerful equip card."
After 5 more shots, before getting her chance to defeat Belle Flower, Zoë shouts out, "Zoë's style, Zoë's grace; Zoë's power in your face!"
Belle: 0 LP
ZAP! Zoë got zapped with incredibly power as she returned back to a normal Joey Wheeler! Joey smiles, "Your fate is to be free of Marcus Pangaea's control and live on your own terms and to understand the true being of his evil!"
Joey held out his and a silvery shooting star fell into it, soon that star transformed into a silvery broadsword with a five-pointed pentagram star between the blade and handle at the hilt! Joey smiles, "The Silver Star Sword! This equip spell card allows the monster equipped with this to leave weakening scars on the opposing monster when attacked or attacking without itself being destroyed as a result of battle, or attacking the opponent's Life Points directly!"
Mai asks, "Do you have Jonouchi the Olympian, Joey?" Joey holds up his Great Spirit card, "He was a real jerk, but he came around." Mai and Serenity both glomp him! Overhead, he saw Jonouchi happily hug both Miaka and Serena!
But it's not over yet, Tristan has to face Pot Farmer Elwood and win!
To be continued…
Next time: It's Tristan vs. the Pot Farmer Duelist! What the? Look at that whole field (spell card) of Ganja (marijuana)! Don't breath that awful smoke, everybody!
(AN: Please send me ideas for new Duelists and "Duel Monsters" cards, even if they're made-up or not. Tell me who or hat you want to see in the next upcoming chapters. Please check out my other 'Yu-Gi-Oh' fan fic and review it.)
The Seal of Orichalcos (spell/field): When this card is activated, the Orichalcos Ring appears and surrounds the field. People can neither enter nor leave while the game is still on.
Only the same kind of Orichalcos' power can eliminate the Seal of the Orichalcos. Any other power cannot negate or affect the Orichalcos.
At the end of the game, inside the Orichalcos Ring, the loser must sacrifice his/her soul.
A player who uses the green Seal, gains powers of darkness & becomes a demonic threat, while his monsters power up of 500 extra Attack Points.
A player can summon monsters on the field at maximum of up to 10 Monster Cards set or activated on the field.
Orichalcos Deuteros (spell/field): This card can only be played if the Seal of Orichalcos is on the field.
At the end of your main phase 1, increase your LP by 500 for each monster on your field.
You may negate a direct attack by sacrificing one monster on your field to destroy the monster that initiated the direct attack.
Orichalcos Tritos (spell/field): This card can be activated only if the Seal of Orichalcos and Orichalcos Deuteros are activated on the field.
All magic and trap cards that affect the controller on this card are negated and destroyed.
The Seal of Destiniop (spell/field): When this card is activated, the Destiniop Ring appears and surrounds the field. People can enter or leave, even if the game is still on.
Only the same kind of Destiniop's power can eliminate the Seal of the Destiniop. Any other power cannot negate or affect the Destiniop.
At the end of the game, inside the Destiniop Ring, the winner will bestowed with a special power or card to him.
A player who uses the golden Seal, gains powers of light & becomes a kindhearted soul, while his monsters power up of 2000 extra Defense Points.
A player can play non-monsters on the field at maximum of up to 40 Spell/Traps Cards set or activated on the field, as well as eight Field Spell Cards at the same time.
Destiniop Betanos (spell/field): This card can only be played if the Seal of Destiniop is on the field.
At the end of my Main Phase 1, you may increase your Life Points by 2000 for each monster on your side of the field.
You may reverse Life Point pay ups into Life Point gaining.
Destiniop Gammanus (spell/field): This card can only be played if the Seal of Destiniop and Destiniop
Betanos is on the field.
All magic and trap cards that affect you are negated and re-modified to your liking.
You gain 15 more monster zones, allowing you to play up to 20 monsters.
The Seal of Balancéa (combo fusion/field): The Seal of Orichalcos + The Seal of Destiniop.
When this card is activated, the 2 Magic Circles fuse together to form the new, blue, and more powerful
Balancéa Ring, which surrounds the field. Anyone can enter or leave during the game if the Duelists within allow it, but it has to end soon sometime.
Nothing can affect, eliminate, or negate the Seal of Balancéa once it's been activated.
At the end of the game, inside the Orichalcos Ring, the loser must have his/her fate decided by the winner and winner will bestowed with a special power/card to him/her.
Both players gain god-like powers that affect the game in their own personal favors.
Either player can have an infinite number of cards on the field or in their hands.
When a player's last Card is drawn, his/her Graveyard and Cards removed from play are shuffled to form a new Deck.
In a Tag Team Duel, while this card is active, the partner Duelists can exchange Life Points. The Duel won't be over a partner Duelist is defeated; the other partner(s) can even 'resurrect' the others by the exchanging of Life Points.
Balancéa Armageddon (combo fusion/field): Orichalcos Deuteros + Destiniop Betanos.
This card can only be played if the Seal of Balancéa is on the field.
At the end of each player's main phase 1, he/she can increase his/her LP by 100 (multiplied by the level of a single monster on his/her side of the field) for each monster on your side field.
At a player's Draw Phase, instead of drawing a card, he/she can select a card and place it in his/her hand.
Automatic Victory effects are officially invalid.
Balancéa Renascence (combo fusion/field): Orichalcos Tritos + Destiniop Gammanus.
This card can be activated only if the Seal of Balancéa and Balancéa Armageddon are activated on the field.
All magic and trap cards that affect the controller on this card are negated and destroyed.
All magic and trap cards that affect you are negated and re-modified to your liking.
At anytime, a player that controls this card can sacrifice it to restore the multi-verse to a whole new level and start the game over, only this time he/she (and his/her partner(s)) have their Inner Soul Duelist Powers awakened and placed into the Duel for good use.
