Kisame's First Few days at Akatsuki

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Episode 12: The Mystery of the Missing Wallet (Part 2)

Even though all the interrogations were finished, not everybody was talked to. Zetsu was still in the corner, tied up by the police lines. It's too bad though… He's a prime suspect. All the police left, and Zetsu was set free. Kisame was not in good shape. He had gone completely mad in the past few hours. The members of Akatsuki were now taking shifts to look after Kisame because Itachi was getting tired of watching him himself. So now it was Deidera's turn. He wasn't all that good with Kisame, because all he said made him a little bit crazier. Was it him? No. But it was kinda his fault. He said things like, "its ok… I'm sure no one took any money out of your Wallet…" and "It was just $5000000! No biggie…right?" wrong. Well… it was a good thing that Kisame was practically taking care of himself. He was just twirling around, knocking down plants and people… the like.

"Deidera… It's my turn now…" Sasori said. "OH THANK GOD!! I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA KILL ME SOONER OR LATER!!" Deidera exclaimed. "Yeah yeah now go away." Sasori replied. All he really did to stop Kisame was put him on a leash and sleep. OF COURSE IT WAS METAL!! Sasori's not stupid. Anyway, Kisame just sat there like a dog.

MEANWHILE WITH ZETSU

Gonna buy me some drugs… Zetsu thought, walking into the store. He was gonna buy a rare drug that cost $ 4,000,000. what a coincidence. NOT. He was the one who stole Kisame's wallet. He went into the store and bought … the goods. When he came back he saw Sasori asleep, so was Kisame, only like a dog. On the floor. Anyway, he put the wallet under his mattress.

Fortunately, Itachi did not want to pay for a detective, so he decided to search everybody's room. Yup, every nook and cranny and the last stop was Zetsu's room. "Hello…" He said. He felt and heard a jingling of coins when he sat on the bed. When he lifted up the Mattress, Kisame's wallet fell to the ground. Itachi picked it up and went to the living room where Kisame was. "Kisame… here boy! Here boy!" He said, and just like a puppy, ran over to claim his wallet. "HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S MY WALLET!!! HOLY CRAP! HOLY … crap…? WHERE THE HELL'S ALL THE MONEY!!!" Kisame yelled. "I found the wallet in Zetsu's room. Oh.. And I found these pills in his mattress, too." Said Itachi, holding up the drug.

Zetsu has rotton luck… because right when Itachi held up the pills, He came in and said "Hi guys…oh crap…" Everybody, especially Kisame gave him angry looks. "I… can explain-" He said, right before Kisame came and shaved off the plant on his head. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY EXPENSIVE, 5 MILLION DOLLAR DRUGS!? YOU GROW DRUGD ON YOUR HEAD!!!" Kisame yelled. "I-it wasn't 5-5million… Kisame… s-sir. It was 4 million." Zetsu said, very afraid. "Wait… then what happened to the extra million?" Itachi asked.

SOMEWHERE IN SUNAGAKURE

"YES!!! NOW I CAN BUY ALL THE COOKIES IN THE WORLD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… HA!" laughed a very crazy Gaara.

ME: well… It's not my funniest chapter…

GAARA: I needed a bigger role… you know… like me buying and eating all the cookies in front o everybody… or something.

SASORI: (wakes up) Is that you Gaara? Tell Kankuro that he owes me $50… ok?

ME: tell me what you think!