Here's another chapter for all of my beloved friends. I worked really hard on it, and I realize that some of the characters might be a little OOC, but I
hope you like it anyway.
This chapter is dedicated to Gray Weather and briiitx xhc for tolerating my demanding requests.
Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, I would be publishing stories instead of posting them on the internet. I would also have an expensive car.
(& I don't have an expensive car)
"Well don't track paint in the house, okay?" she shook her head and went back inside…
APOV
Ha Ha Ha! It was morning at last and time to go shopping. It had taken forever to wash the pink paint out of Jasper's hair
last night, but other than that small technicality, I had spent the majority of the night and early morning waiting for the clock
to say it was 7:00. He he he! I was going o take Bella shopping! I descended the stairs quickly and headed to the garage.
As I climbed into my beautiful yellow Porsche I clapped my hands excitedly. This was going to be so much fun! I had received
a vision of Bella protesting my world domination plan…I mean my shopping spree, but Edward had promised she would
come. And if he knew what was good for him go along with the plan, or he would pay! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...um… yeah….
So anyway…As I climbed into the Porsche, I realized I had forgotten my favorite Gucci Tote, and I just couldn't leave with out
it! I raced back into the house to find it lying on the kitchen table.
shoes and a cat sat on the floor in front on him. He dumped the eggs into his shoes and then super-glued the tops of the shoes together, making it nearly impossible to get the eggs out with out breaking them. Emmett then super-glues the cat to the shoes and then took the whole mess and placed it in Carlisle's closet.
Emmett was in my room standing by my closet. In his hands he held several eggs and a bottle of Super-Glue. Carlisle's favorite
I shook my head bewildered. What was wrong with that boy? Where did he come up with this stuff and where did he get
the cat from? I shook my head again and went upstairs to leave a note for Carlisle. I found a pad and pen and scribbled a
warning for my father-figure, which I left on his desk.
It took me about 5 minutes to make it to Bella's house and as I pulled into the driveway, I noted that all the curtains on the
windows were closed and that all the lights were off except the one in Bella's room. She was so predictable. I sighed to
myself as I ascended the stairs and started to knock on the door. I knew the door was locked and I hated to have to explain
to Charlie why exactly I had broken the door in half to get in. Suddenly I realized I had an alternative. I easily scaled the
house and arrived in Bella's bedroom via window wearing three inch heels and singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic so my
dear brother wouldn't hear my thoughts. They were on the couch in the living room, waiting for me. I hurried down the stairs
and came to stand behind Bella. Edward already knew I was there, I had seen him tense up.
"Bella, darling, Alice is here." He said after a minute. She went to peer out the window. I laughed and she whirled around in
shock, her hand flying to her throat. I laughed again as she screeched and I moved to block her path of escape up the
stairs.
"I…um…have to…feed the cat my sock…" she stuttered mindlessly as Edward came to stand by her. I shook my head.
"You don't have a cat," I replied.
"I have to straighten my hair," she corrected as she tried to push past me. I shook my head again and she sighed in
resignation.
"Fine Alice! Let's go shopping! I'm sure we'll have so much fun!" sarcasm laced her words as I snatched up her wrist and
dragged her to the car. Today we would be covering flowers.
BPOV
As we drove no one spoke. My brilliant plan to withstand Alice had gone horribly wrong. She's a physcic, of course she saw
me lock the door. She might have even broken the door down if she hadn't thought to come in my window. I don't even think
I left the window open. All of a sudden as we slowed at a stop sign, she slammed on the brakes and her eyes went blank. I
recognized that she was receiving a vision so I didn't say anything. As the light returned to her eyes she twisted her body in
the seat to glare at me as the car once again accelerated. Edward rolled his eyes and sighed exasperatedly. Alice could be
scary when she wanted to, and right now she seemed lethal. I gulped and ducked my head, avoiding her scorching stare.
"Bella, relax, she just had a vision." Edward said. I nodded confused and continued to look at my feet. She turned back to
face the road with exaggerated slowness. When Alice finally spoke, her voice was thick with implications and warnings.
"You love me don't you Bella?" I nodded without looking at her. "Trust me Bella; I know what's best for you and your
wedding." I nodded again, but she wouldn't say more. Edward laughed and shook his head.
"She had a vision of you overriding her decision on flowers." Edward explained. I smiled to myself as we pulled up in front of
the building marked Maria's Flowers Shoppe. Alice could be rather demanding.
APOV
A tall woman dressed in a horribly -shudder- drab gray pantsuit greeted us from behind the front desk as we walked in. I
nodded and turned brusquely to knock on the door that was just to the left of the entrance. Edward and Bella stopped short
behind me. After a moment the heavy oaken door swung open to reveal a middle aged woman with flamboyant red hair.
Maria smiled warmly at me before leading us into her office. More than a few hanging plants were positioned in various
places around the room, along with several flower pots.
"Hello Alice. This must be your brother and his fiancé." She said smiling again and motioning towards Bella and Edward. I
nodded and she bent to retrieve something from under her desk. It was a box filled to the brim with synthetic flowers.
"Now, I know you said you thought you'd like freesia, but I have these in case you'd like to look?" she inquired politely.
"Thank you very much, but no thanks. We'll stick to freesia." I said hastily, hoping she wouldn't detect the hint of hysteria
that inevitably crept into my voice. I was too late though. Bella had already started to look through the box.
"What does freesia look like, Alice?" Bella asked as she picked up another synthetic flower. I groaned inwardly.
"Freesia looks kinda like poinsettias and tulips mixed together. It depends on the species." I replied. She continued to sift
through the flowers as I chatted with Maria about nothing in particular. Then, my vision started to come together. Edward
picked up a synthetic rose and said something about how pretty it was. Bella answered that she liked this one better, and
pointed to baby's breath (it's a type of flower). Edward agreed and said they'd look good in a bouquet together. Before
Bella could say anything else I intervened.
"Stop! Don't say anything else Bella!" I cried as I threw myself towards them. Edward nimbly pulled Bella to the side, and I
hurried to catch myself. "Bella, you want freesia at your wedding." Her eyes got big and she cowered in Edward's arms.
"What about the roses and baby's breath?' she asked alarmed.
"NOOOOOOO!" I screeched drowning her words out. She had to understand the importance of the freesia.
"But the roses and baby's breath would look good with the freesia." Edward complied.
"NOOOOOOO! We can't have all three!"
"Why not?" did my brother have to ask such stupid questions?
"BECAUSE!"
"But Bella likes the roses and baby's breath."
"Then chose. Its either me or her!" my voice got louder as I started to advance towards them. I'll have Jasper and Emmett tie Bella up and gag her. Then we'll throw her into the basement and hope she lives if you even consider taking her side. I'll force-feed you pickled pigs' feet and laugh about it. I'll pay Mike Newton to crash your wedding. I'll…
EPOV
Venomous thoughts raced through Alice's head as I backed away from her. I knew that living with a sulky Alice was awful,
but I wanted to take Bella's side anyway. I swiftly walked over to the kind old woman trying to sell us flowers.
Is that little girl rabid? Is she going to be okay? Maria wondered as I picked up the order form for the flowers and filled it out.
"We'll take bouquets of all three, ma'am." I made my voice very polite as I avoided Alice's eyes. Maria smiled warmly and
nodded.
Edward, I will have Jasper incapacitate you. I will have Rosalie burn you to death with her hair dryers. I will have Carlisle cut you up into a tiny million pieces with his sharp medicinal…things! I will have Emmett run you over with his truck. I will have Esme blow up your CD collection. And then, I will hand Bella over to the freaky fan-girls that claim she's a "conspiracy" and watch as they slowly mutilate her!
into the car. I shook my head at my sister, who was beginning to foam at the mouth and climbed into the backseat. She
could rant all she wanted to for all I cared, but we both knew that her empty threats meant nothing. At least most of the
time they meant nothing. The Porsche sped along the road, when suddenly her expression turned wicked and her thoughts
fixed on the recitation of The Iliad and The Odyssey in Spanish. I glanced out the window at Rosalie and Emmett getting out
of her car. Jasper was leaning against the house and suddenly a cloud of confusion covered me. All of my siblings thoughts
were on suspiciously trivial things: the patenting process of the hairdryer, every battle plan that had ever gone amiss in the
slightest way during the Civil War, the aforementioned poetry, and the Blue's Clues theme song. Something was up and I
had a feeling it wasn't good. That's when I noticed for the first time the bag the Rosalie held in her hand. I shook my head,
but confusion continued to blur my thought process.
Suddenly, Emmett attacked the car, snatching up Bella before I could protest. Jasper was there then, pinning me to the
ground as I kicked, bit, and all but pulverized my dear brother who was intently set on making my life miserable. It reminded
me of that book Les Miserables (I can't remember if it's a book or a movie). As I slowly fought Jasper back, he started toying
with my emotions. That's when I heard Rosalie's thoughts: Once he's in the basement we can give Bella the stuff I got. He He He! Edward will pay!
Yeah, I know it's a bit of a cliffhanger, buts it's nice and long and I'll try to update again soon.
but never fear! Edward will save Bella!
Rose & Alice's plan is malicious (that's one of my favorite words) and conniving,
maybe….
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