Bonus! Yep I've been keeping it a secret but since Cannibal has ended in a very fucking sad way. Thought I'd bring you some goodies. These include an alternate ending and a shorter version of the story for Noobs, fangirls/fanboys who have lousy tastes, and idiots who don't wanna read all 11 chapters. Enjoy!


A/N: The reason I didn't do this one was because it was WAY too short and was a little too light-hearted to fit in the rest of the story.

Alternate Ending:

Gary had Johnny pinned to the roof. He wasn't going anywhere, the police around them all staring in confusion as Nny leaned up and kissed Gary. He lowered himself into Nny's embrace which after a few moments of making out they were pulled away and arrested. During the ride in the back of the squad car, since they were dumb enough to put both Nny and Gary in the same car, the two continued in the back seat. Gary managed to rip Nny's shrit off with his teeth when the cop driving pulled over, got out, and zapped both of them with the tazer and knocked them out. It was bad enough when two horny drunks do that in his back seat. He didn't need to gay serial killers going at it either.

A few days later in the courthouse. Nny was wearing the usual orange jumpsuit and cuffs since he wasn't as spastic as Gary who was strapped down in a straight jacket and muzzle all Hannibal Lecter style. Of course everything went smootly and they were both sentenced to life. As the two were leaving the judge called over the warden to the prison they were headed to. She leaned over the desk to keep the conversation between them.

"Make sure they share a cell."


A/N: Ok my sense of humor has been bugging me about this.

Cannibal (The short dumbass version)

Oh no! Nny is minding his own business! Hey! A crazy killer dude just like him! OMFG! Suddlenly for no reason their both in some random dudes apartment and Gary is raping the owner! Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Johnny's now locked in a cage and all emo and shit as gary repeatedly rapes him and forces him to watch people die! Oh look! Nny escapes but gets raped again! How sad! More random switching around and their all up on a roof with cops and shit duking it out. Gary's head explodes and he dies! Nny gets free healthcare then goes to prison! Yays!