Kero's Cooking Special 1
Please note that these ingredients are indeed edible. They do NOT belong to me, or the Narrator. They belong to Food Network. Thank you for reading.
"HELLO? Is this on Tomoyo?" Kero asked, peering into the lens of the camera.
"Yes! You are on Kero!" Tomoyo said, smiling.
"Oh! Right. Ahem, today, a new star takes place as the next Master Chief of Japan! Introducing….(drum roll) MEEE!" Kero said, jumping out behind.
"Today I will teach you how to make Strawberry Shortcake! The kind that's all delicious and creamy and STRAWBERRY perfect. First, let's go to the store and buy some ingredients!
Arriving at the nearest store, Kero walks in.
"Any ingredient will do, as long as it isn't a Clow Card or poisonous from Kiru or you know what I mean."
(Kero shoves the list in the camera)
List
-1 ½ pounds of strawberries
-5 tablespoons sugar
-2 cups all-purpose flour
-2 teaspoons baking powder
-1/4 teaspoon baking soda
-2 tablespoons sugar
-3/4 teaspoon salt
-1 1/2 cups heavy cream
-Whipped cream
"Uhhh Tomoyo." Kero said. "Is the list Sakura-chan wrote correct?"
Tomoyo gazed at the list.
"It's perfect like Sakura-chan! But she sorta put them out of order…" Tomoyo said.
Kero sweat dropped.
"Well anyway, I guess I'll use organic strawberries. They're really healthy and yummy an-"
"Please don't drool on the camera Kero!"
"Sorry…anyway continuing, we would need white sugar, and whipped cream. The rest, Sakura has at home."
"We can make whipped cream right?" Tomoyo said.
"Well I guess so. But that would require another list. We must make it faster to eat!" Kero said.
"Let's go home!"
Later…
"OKAY! My fans, watch the Master do his cooking!
Mix strawberries with 3 tablespoons sugar and refrigerate while juices develop, at least 30 minutes.
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, remaining 2 tablespoons sugar, and salt in a medium bowl. Add heavy cream and mix until just combined. Place mixture in an ungreased 8-inch square pan and bake until golden, 18 to 20 minutes.
Remove shortcake from pan and place on a rack to cool slightly. Cut into 6 pieces and split each piece in half horizontally.
Spoon some of the strawberries with their juice onto each shortcake bottom. Top with a generous dollop of whipped cream and then the shortcake top. Spoon more strawberries over the top and serve.
After cooking…
"This isn't half bad Kero!" Sakura said, eating the cake.
"Hey! Don't touch my cake! I'm eating it all to myself! Now, I'm off to be-"
"NOO! Look at this mess! Clean up first!" Sakura said firmly.
"There goes my Saturday…" Kero said sadly…
"Ohohoho!" Tomoyo said, laughing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And that is today's special cooking! Thanks so much for reading the Return of the Cardcaptor! Remember, all credits belong to Food Network. Be sure to check them out for more great ingredients! Yeah that's because Kimi here, sucks at cooking. I DO NOT!
Sincerely, Your Favorite Narrator, and lame Kimi.
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