"Lincoln, I need you to clean up this garage. Whatever you think may be nothing but garbage, please bring it outside to the front yard. Then after that, you'll have to mow the lawn."

"Okay, dad."

"Then after you mow the lawn, you have to give Vanzilla a good wash. Understand?"

"No problem, dad." For over a week now, Lincoln had been doing nothing but chores for the entire Loud House. On the first day, he had to wax the floor of the kitchen. The next day, Lincoln had to scrub the bathroom floor, the sink and the tub of the bathroom upstairs. On day three, he had to give the living room and all the bedrooms a really good steam-clean. Just when the weekend finally arrived, Lincoln thought he was finally going to get a break from all the chores his dad dumped on him, but boy was he wrong. Saturday was by far the worst day of all.

It was all because of what the hell happened at the Masquerade Ball over a week ago. The Masquerade Ball was supposed to be Lynn Loud, Jr.'s biggest night, dancing at a beautiful ball with her very first date who was the star-quarterback of the Royal Woods Roosters. It was supposed to be her shining moment, the very moment Lynn Loud, Jr. was to truly bloom from a sports tomboy to a beautiful woman whose beauty nearly rivaled that of princesses in fairy tales. All that came crashing down, however, when Lynn locked lips with her own little brother, Lincoln, in front of over 150 students and teachers at the ball.

Lincoln found it kind of strange that his father didn't go that far with the punishment he laid on his own son. Lincoln beat up Lynn's date and then seriously made out with her, and all Lincoln got was a week of chores all over the entire house? That really was kind of bizarre to Lincoln.

After picking up another box of useless junk and bringing it outside, Lincoln laid it down on the driveway and took a breather. While working on the engine of Vanzilla, Lynn Loud, Sr. saw how exhausted Lincoln was from all the heavy lifting. So he tossed him a bottle of water. Lincoln caught it with lightning-quick reflexes and chugged it down good.

"Lincoln, I hope you're not mad at me for this punishment you have to endure. You did ruin Lynn's Masquerade Ball, after all. Why did you even go in the first place?"

Because I can't stand the thought of losing Lynn to that asshole. Because I LOVE her…

"Because it just seemed so cool, dad. I thought I'd be better off heading to the arcade, but when everybody at school kept talking about how awesome the Masquerade Ball would turn out, I felt I had to go."

"… and that was when you and Lynn…" Lincoln lowered his head in shame from his dad's words.

"… yeah. I… I didn't know it was going to turn out like that," Lincoln said, with a tone of shame behind his words.

"Well… I didn't find it surprising, Lincoln. After all, you all were wearing masks and you guys couldn't recognize each other that night. I'd be seriously weirded out if the girl I fell for at a masquerade ball turned out to be my own sister," Lynn Loud, Sr. said.

Actually, making out with Lynn was really AWESOME…

"You got that right, dad. It was… really weird," Lincoln said. Lincoln thought back to how the night ended, the night he thought their whole world would shatter.

-:-:-

- Eight Days Ago -

Lincoln and Lynn looked at each other helplessly as everybody at the Masquerade Ball stared at the two teenagers in total shock. Some of them giggled to themselves while a few of them looked as if they're about to throw up, completely disgusted by Lynn and Lincoln's 'intimate' moment. In a flash, Lincoln grabbed a piece of paper and jotted down some words and quickly slipped it into Lynn's hand. What she read on the paper was…

-Follow My Lead-

Lynn gave Lincoln a slight nod. In an instant, Lincoln went through a stage of shock and panic. Trying to go along with the act, Lynn looked as if she's in state of panic as well. All of a sudden, both Lynn and Lincoln screamed.

"What the hell are you doing, Lynn?"

"What am I doing? What the hell are YOU doing, Lincoln?!"

"I had no idea it was you!"

"How can you NOT know?"

"You… you were WEARING A MASK! There was no way I could tell it was you behind it!"

"Holy shit, what the hell have we done?"

"This is so absolutely fucked up! I made out with my own sister!"

"I can't believe I made out with my own little brother!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" In a total state of panic, Lynn immediately rushed to the closest punch bowl and dunked her head into it. After consuming nearly half of the entire punch, Lynn took her head out of the punch, gurgled and immediately spat it out.

"I gotta get his germs out of my mouth!" Lynn dunked her head into the punch and sucked in more of the drink. Meanwhile, Lincoln started to turn green.

"I think… I think I'm gonna barf! OUT OF THE WAY! I'M GONNA BARF! I'M GONNA FREAKIN' HURL!" Lincoln quickly ran to the closest garbage can and dunked his head right inside. He hurled into the can, causing everybody around him to run away and get seriously grossed out by his vomiting. Many of the people screamed in disgust when they heard Lincoln hurl away. Lynn and Lincoln finally cleaned themselves up and faced each other, looking each other's eyes with sheer hate.

"Lincoln Loud… you ruined my night. I'll never forgive you for this."

"Ruined your night? I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU! If we didn't wear masks, none of this would be happening!"

"That is it! I am out of here!" Lynn stated.

"So am I!" Lincoln added. Lincoln and Lynn started marching towards the exit, not bothering to look each other in the eyes.

"Sicko."

"Weirdo"

"SICKO!"

"WEIRDO!"

"SICKO!"

"WEIRDO!"

In a flash, Lynn and Lincoln swung the exit doors wide open and exited out of the school. When they got outside, Lynn and Lincoln laughed together and leaned their backs on the doors to the school.

"Holy shit, Lynn! That was so close. Do you think they bought it?"

"I don't know, Lincoln. Acting isn't my top skill. Lincoln, that was crazy!"

"I know, tell me about it! Whoever the hell that girl was, she nearly blew our cover!"

"I hope we won't meet that bitch ever again."

"That goes ditto for me, Lynn." Feeling that they were able to fool everybody at the ball, Lynn brushed her hand into Lincoln's hair and brought his lips to hers. Lincoln welcomed his sister's soft kiss and leaned in closer to further enjoy her very taste. When they separated their lips from each other, they hugged each other, closed their eyes, and leaned their chins on each other's shoulders.

"Lincoln… I'm so sorry. I'll never go behind your back and do something so stupid ever again."

"Don't worry about it, Lynn. It's over now. Of course, we'll be taking a lot of heat for what happened at the ball when we go back to school, but it'll fade away. All that matters is that we're together again."

"Amen to that, Lincoln." When they realized that it was getting late, Lincoln and Lynn started walking home. Lincoln wished he could ride Lynn home on his bike, but it'd be pretty awkward to have a girl ride with him on his bike, especially when she was wearing such a beautiful dress.

"Lincoln?"

"Yeah, Lynn?"

"You didn't really throw up, did you?"

"Nah."

"Heh, I thought so."

-:-:-

- NOW -

Today was by far the worst day Lincoln had to endure, but he was relieved that it was the last. Just a few more chores, and things would finally return to normal. Oh, who the hell was he kidding? Things have been way beyond normal ever since he and Lynn fell in love with each other and secretly became a romantic couple. To make things even more complicated, Leni laid a huge bombshell on Lincoln the night of the Masquerade Ball by laying a big wet kiss on Lincoln and admitted that she wanted him. Bad. REALLY bad. But he can't think about that right now. What he needed to focus on are all the chores his father laid on his shoulders.

"Oh, man, I'm so exhausted. And why does it have to be so damn hot outside?" Lincoln finally decided to give himself a break from all the chores he's been doing all day. The young man whipped off his shirt and tossed it aside, feeling the hot sun shining on his body. Feeling the urge to seriously cool off, Lincoln turned on a water hose and showered himself. After soaking his body up, he then aimed the hose right over his head and let it soak up his hair.

"Aaaaaahhh… that's much better."

-:-:-

Lynn Loud, Jr. has been working Lori, Leni, and Luan to the bone. Out on a nice warm day, the four girls have been running all over the neighborhood, feeling the burn and pushing their bodies to the limits. Lynn was huffing for air but she was able to maintain her steady speed. The other three girls, however, weren't doing so well. The young teen noticed that her sisters were kind of getting out of shape, no thanks to hanging around too much with their electronic devices and/or watching a lot of television. So Lynn took it upon herself to get much of her family back into shape, especially her older sisters.

"Lynn… could you… could you PLEASE slow down?" Lori asked.

"Oh, toughen up, Lori. We only ran two miles," Lynn responded.

"Lynn please… enough," Luan pleaded.

"Who would have thought that getting into shape takes so much hard work?" Leni asked herself.

"Oh, quit your whining, you guys! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's seeing my own sisters getting all flabby and weak. You can learn a thing or two from Lincoln," Lynn said, remembering how Lincoln's body transformed dramatically from working out with his older sister all these months.

"Why isn't Luna out here with us?" Luan asked.

"That's because she's already in good shape. She gets a free pass."

"Hey, no fair!" Lori said. While she and her sisters were jogging on, the sports-girl of the Loud family thought about that night at the Masquerade Ball. Never did she experience so many ups and downs in one night, which was many times crazier than a roller coaster ride. However, despite ending the night with scaring the living shit out of her own classmates by having a make-out session with own little brother, she was still glad that she was able to get back with her beloved Lincoln. Some of her classmates did poke fun at her for locking lips with a member of her own family, but at least she and Lincoln were able to fool the students and the faculty into believing that it was all an accident since both of them were wearing masks and were unable to see right through them.

What really worried Lynn were the two mysterious girls who were at the ball. The taller one in a dark blue dress removed Lincoln's disguise and nearly ruined everything, but the girl with light brown hair and dressed in white worried her even more. That ballerina with big boobies nearly swept Lincoln right off his feet, and she did it with Lynn being with him! Lynn Loud, Jr. realized that she got real competition, and if she finds out who that mysterious ballerina was, she'd be giving her a huge knuckle-sandwich that would send that girl flying out of Michigan and right into Ohio!

"Lynn, can we PLEASE go home now? Our house is right in front of us! I really really need a drink!" Leni said.

"Not yet, girls. Just one more lap around the block! After that, we can-" Lynn was unable to finish her sentence because her very eyes caught Lincoln hosing himself down with a lot of cool water. When she watched Lincoln get all wet, it seemed that time itself started to slow down. The lovely sports-girl took in every second of Lincoln drenching himself with the water hose, closing his eyes and letting the water pour all over his glistening body. When he slowly brushed his hair back with his free hand, he aimed the hose at his face and let the water wash away all his sweat. Lynn started to feel her face turn red, and her nipples began to harden underneath her Detroit Pistons jersey. The song that popped into Lynn's head was "Oui" from Jeremih. Lynn wasn't the only one getting turned on. Leni smiled and slowly licked her lips when she watched Lincoln get all wet outside from the hose. In her head, she played the song "Sex Me" from R. Kelly and imagined herself getting all wet with him and rolling all over the grass while kissing and embracing him. As for Luan, the girl started to really heat up when she watched Lincoln get all wet in a kinky way. She smiled when she played the song "I'm Too Sexy" from Right Said Fred and started having very VERY dirty thoughts about Lincoln.

Lynn, Luan, and Leni were deeply entranced by Lincoln's glistening muscles, and they all lost their sense of coordination.

"… Buh… buh… buh… buh…." All three girls said. Not realizing where the hell they were going, they all crashed into their own recycling can and fell right inside of it. Thankfully, the can was big enough to have all three of the girls fit right in.

As for Lori, she was finally catching up with the others. All morning, she couldn't shake off what transpired at the ball last week. Despite seeing that what happened between Lincoln and Lynn was an accident, something in her gut told her that it was nothing but an act to throw everybody off. What if there really IS something going on between Lincoln and Lynn? What also disturbed her was how she felt sexually attracted to Lincoln in his masquerade outfit. Would she still be attracted to him even despite knowing it was actually him?

Lori blushed a little when she tried to shake such questions from her mind. To help herself refocus on what's ahead, she did her best to erase those moments at the ball and only focus her mind on her exercises with her slave-driver, Lynn. That should be the only thing on her mind. Only on the workouts. Gaining a well-toned body, a nice six-pack abs, a nicely shaped butt, a well-chiseled-

"Holy SHIT!" Lori exclaimed. Lori went bug-eyed on Lincoln when she saw him wash his body up with a hose. Everything went into slow-motion when she watched Lincoln whip his head to the side and watch all the water whip right out of his hair. What she couldn't really take her eyes away from was his rock-solid muscles, especially his chest. She pictured herself getting down on her knees and slowly pulling down Lincoln's wet jeans, letting Lincoln's ding dong slap her right in the face. She played the song "I Wanna Sex You Up" from Color Me Badd when she imagined herself opening her mouth wide and preparing to give her little brother a hardcore blowjob.

"Buh… buh… buh… BUH... " When she crashed into a tree, everything went pitch-black.

-:-:-

Lincoln entered his bedroom and collapsed back-first into his bed. He was finally done with all his chores. The garage, the lawn, Vanzilla: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. The week of all the chores for the Loud House was finally over. All Lincoln wanted to do now was lay back and relax. And after he gets well-rested, he planned to play the game "Death Lords" with Clyde, Rusty, Zack, and Liam later that day. Then after hanging out with his friends, he couldn't wait to spend the night with Lynn and bang her all night long. The very thought of banging her put a huge smile on his face. What also popped into his mind was finding Lynn, Leni, and Luan in the recycling can while Lori laid on the ground unconscious. Seeing his sisters in such a state made Lincoln wear a huge question mark over his head.

Someone knocked at his door. When he opened it, it turned out to be Lynn knocking.

"Hey, Lincoln."

"Oh, hey, Lynn."

"Lincoln… I'm really sorry for what you had to go through. You shouldn't have been punished by dad."

"You don't have to be sorry, Lynn. It's no big deal, really."

"No, really. You were partly at fault for what happened at the Masquerade Ball, but it was my fault for agreeing to go with Cody that day. I should never have agreed to go with him. Is there any way I can make it up to you, Lincoln?"

"Lynn, it's no big deal at all. Let's just move on and-" All of a sudden, an idea came to Lincoln's mind. The very thought made Lincoln gasp and blush deeply. Would he dare to do such a thing? Would he dare to go THAT far?

A sinister smile crept onto his face.

"… As a matter of fact, Lynn, there is something you can do to make up for what happened to us. Let's have another cosplay." Lynn smiled to that idea, remembering how much fun they had when they did a small cosplay on 'Fist Of The North Star.'

"Sure! That sounds like a great idea! What is it going to be based on?"

"It will be based on… The Punisher…"

"Oh, cool! I'm not really into comics, but I saw him in the movies. He totally ROCKS! This is going to be so awesome! I'll show up at your room later tonight. Later, Linc!" When Lynn left his room, Lincoln slowly closed his door and felt his smile widen.

"Lynn, after tonight... you'll never EVER be the same..." The very thoughts of what he'll do to her tonight made Lincoln begin to salivate, and his hot rod shot up faster than Luke Skywalker's lightsaber.

Tonight, the gloves are off.