So here's chapter 12. And humor!
Segador: God knows we could use more of that...
Socalo: Wrong masked idiot. We need more action!
Cross: You are both ugly idiots. We need more women! And wine!
Tiedoll: How about a beautiful scenery.
Klaud: I say we should get a big top tent.
Bookman: No, we need more information.
Komui: Komurins!
Reever: *Shoots Komui with a tazer* How about a break?
Enoch: Why are we here?
Neah: *Shrugs* Dunno. Wait who are you?
Enoch: An in development character.
Neah: Oh, well then welcome.
Enoch: Thank you.
Uh, guys?
Allen: Master put away those magazines!
Segador: Master put away that chainsaw!
Finders: *Sweat drop* And these are the excorcists?
Kanda: WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE HELL UP SO DIOS CAN GET ON WITH THIS DAMN STORY ALREADY!
Everyone else: ...
Kanda: Che.
Thank you Kanda. So I guess I'll do my own disclaimer. I, DiosSegador, doesn't own -Man or it's assocaitive characters. I only own Segador, Tikal, and Enoch.
Also I'd like to thank everyone one of you guys becuase we've reached over 1000 viewers!
Segador woke up with a grunt and a stiffness in his back. It had been two days since he, Allen, and Kanda had went to Mater and retrieve the innocence. When he and Allen came back the two had to endure another round of Komui fixing their innocence.
Absentmindedly Segador began to hum Lala's lullaby melody to himself. He couldn't help himself. After listening to it three days straight, he had memorized the melody. "Lacrimosa dies illa. Qua resurgent ex favilla. Judicandus homo reus. Huic ergo parce, Dues: Pie Jesu domine." Segador sang softly as he was doing pull ups on a metal bar Komui placed in his room.
After doing 400 hundred or so he changed out of his pajamas (just his pants from last night) and put on some fresh cloths. After tightening the bandages that would cover his skeletal hands he felt the entire Order begin to shake.
What the heck is going on? Segador thought walking out of his room and was met with a running Allen.
"SEGADOR! HELP ME!" Allen cried running. Segador turned his head and was shocked to find a giant four legged beret wearing robot chasing Allen. The robot stopped in front of the bandaged form of Segador, it's head cocked slightly to the left. Allen was cowering behind a wall looking at the robot and wondering what it might do. Then a blue light began came out of the robot's mouth and began to scan Segador from top to bottom. When it was done the light receded and Segador was curios on what the robot would do.
"Exorcist injured!" The robots exclaimed suddenly, making Segador jump back in apprehension. "Wounded Exorcist! Komurin II must heal!" the robots said begging to walk toward Segador. Segador began to take steps back. The robot, Komurin II began to slowly inch towards Segador.
"Seg! Run!" Allen called before he to began to run away from the machine. Segador also followed suit. And soon Komurin II began to chase the two white haired exorcists around the entire Order.
"Hey you two!" A voice called. They turned and saw a miniature version of the giant Komurin that was following them. Except it had arms that held a vacuum, a broom, and a dust pan.
"Oh god! Not another one!" Segador cried.
"Wait is that Segador?!" The robot asked alarmed in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Reever's.
"Yes!"
"The robot probally is chasing you because of your bandages. You'll have to tell why your wearing those eventually."
"Get us out of this and I'll tell you everything." Segador replied.
"Reever help now!" Allen exclaimed.
"Okay just follow the robot Johnny built." Reever said as the robot began to clunky lead them down a hallway.
"Where did this giant robot come from?!" Segador asked Allen while they were running.
"Komui." Allen answered.
"... I really hate him right now." Segador muttered."Did the robot hurt anyone?"
"It knocked out Lenalee after Komui tried to stop it from turning her more manly!" Allen said with a shudder.
"Manly!" Segador thought with alarm before the robot opened a door and let them into a giant room.
"Are we in the Order's ware house?" Allen asked. Segador shrugged not knowing the answer.
"Okay Reever we're hear now what!" Segador told the robot.
"Oh right. Now we wait before we can begin the magic!" The robot exclaimed in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Johnny. But instead of doing the "magic" as Johnny claimed it would do, instead it brought out the dust pan and broom and began to clean the floor.
"Johnny! You're robot's cleaning the floor!" Allen exclaimed worried.
"Oh no! It's programming must be so specific that it can't ignore even the smallest amount of dust or grime!" Johnny said with dismay.
"Allen! Seg! Just get out of there and follow number 65 we have a plan!" Reever said.
"Yoohoo! Over here you guys!" Number 65 called from a trap door. "Go here." The two exorcist followed without hesitation.
"Thanks Number 65." They thanked before number 65 hid underneath the trap door just before Komurin squished him. The two began running again this time they ended up in teh middle of the Order. Where all the rooms were located.
"Hey guys we're here!" Segador called out. Then the floating pyramid elevator that he and Allen took to Hevlaska appeared in front of them.
"Allen! Seg! Glad you could make it!" Reever called from the elevator. "Are you ready?" He called to the science team behind him.
"Ready!" They all called at once. Then a gaint cannon extended from the base of the floating elevator.
"Fusion engaged!" A scientist called out. Energy began to collect outside of the cannon's mouth.
"Power is warming up!"
"Target is closing in at 20 feet, 18 feet, 16 feet!"
"This is why you shouldn't mess with a nerd!" Johnny exclaimed holding the controls.. "Because we know how to bring the hurt!"
"Allen! Seg! Get out of the way!" Reever called. Segador and Allen both scrambled to get behind to pillars off the side of the hallway they were in.
"Firing in 3... 2... 1-" Johnny began but was stopped from a flying Komui Lee.
"No! Don't kill my Komurin!" He cried before latching onto the back of Johnny covering his eyes and making him panic!
"Eh!" Everyone yelled and sweat dropped at the surprise of the flying Branch Head. Then Johnny's hand grabbed a lever that controlled the aim of the giant cannon. The cannon then promptly decided to spin out of control and shoot widely. All of the shot's missing the giant robot and instead decided to destroy the order.
The scientists tried to pull Komui off Johnny so they could turn off the machine. Allen and Segador hid behind the pillar hopefully out of Komurin II's sight.
"What are you two baka's doing?" Kanda asked walking to his room that was coincidentally right there.
"Ah, Kanda thank god." Segador breathed.
"You can help us destory the robot!" Allen said. Kanda looked at the two, then at the robot, then back at the two.
"Che, I had the pleasure of destroying one once. The nuissance messed with my soba." Kanda remarked.
"Then you can help us destroy it!" Segador said estatic. Kanda looked at them for a moment before responding.
"Hit it in the scruff." Kanda stated with a smirk.
"Hit. It. In. The. Scruff." Allen wrote down. Then realized something. "Wait where is that!"
"Well I guess it's your destiny to die here." Kanda smirked before opening his door.
"No!" Allen called out.
"Help us Nenaza!" Segador called out but Kanda already closed the door. Suddenly two large hands had grabbed Segador and Allen's legs. Dragging them to Komurin. It's chest opened up to reveal a bunch of Komui like robots inside holding large scalpels, scissors, and suturing string.
"Cutting, sewing, all for fun. You'll feel good. Once we're done" The robots sang.
"I have enough scars!" Segador yelped.
Well I guess there is no choice. Allen thought. Innocence acti-. But was interrupted when darts hit both his and Segador's neck.
"Tran...quil... lizer?" Segador asked feeling numb.
"Feeling. Sleepy. Can't. Move." Allen said his eyes slowly closing. The sleeping form of Lenalee woke up just as she saw the two exorcists began to be pulled into the robot's chest. As she woke up her innocence activated. She began to fly gracefully toward the robots before dropping down and kicking it hard in the head. The force of the kick made it stumble, but soon it was kicked again launching it up.
Lenalee continued to kick Komurin II to the point where all that was left was a pile of scrap metal. The scientist gave Lenalee cheers, and boo's to Komurin.
"Woohoo! Go Lenalee!"
"Yeah! Take this you robot!"
However Reever, Johnny, and Tapp began to sift through the rubble to find the two exorcist that were taken inside the machine.
"Allen! Segador! You still alive?" Reever called out. He was answered with the sound of ripping bandages and a large mass of bone coming from behind a large of piece of metal.
The scientist walked over and saw Segador shirtless and ripped bandages handing off his body. The bone's originating from his spine to his shoulder blades and on his back, and impaled on the bones where the little Komui bots that held the over sized medical instruments. But what really caught the scientist's was the fact that Segador's normally bandages face was exposed. The skull and tattoo's shown to the world.
"Here's Allen." Segador said holding up a completely mummified Allen.
"Jeez Seg. Is that your innocence!" Johnny exclaimed seeing as the bones were starting to slowly retract within his body.
Segador nodded. "Yeah. But I didn't know I could do this." By now the bones had been fully retracted and left tattoo's like the one's on his face along his entire back.
"And your face." Reever gasped.
"Been like this ever since I could remember." Segador said bitterly. Everyone who heard Segador began to give him eyes of sadness and understanding.
"Don't worry I'm used to it." Segador said trying to lighten up the mood. But then was hit by a dart.
"KOMUI!" Everyone yelled at the Branch Head.
"He was tainting my precious Lenalee's eye's with his shirtlessness!" Komui cried.
"Nii-san." Lenalee said sternly.
"Yes my precious baby sister?" Komui asked.
"Go to your room and think about what you've done!" She yelled before kicking Komui and scrap Komurin down the middle of Order building.
"Ah!" Komui's voice echoed the entire way down.
"Haha." Segador laughed out before passing out from the dart.
Within the recesses of Segador's subconscious...
He saw a kid. He had solid black hair and a pale undamaged face. He looked around 3 and was very skinny. However what stood out to him most was the man holding his the child's hand. The man looked normal enough. Black hair, fair skin, but above average body height. He was so tall in fact that the child couldn't see his face, and strangely, neither did Segador.
"Let's go!" the child said to the unknown man trying to pull him along. He couldn't see it, but Segador could tell there was a smile on his face.
"All right. Give me a few minutes." The man said pretending to bend over in exhaustion.
"You're not tired come on!"the child complained and pouted. Segador chuckled at the scene. He couldn't help it, his the kid looked that cute pouting. However soon the atmosphere shifted from cute and friendly, to dark and foreboding.
"Oh Enoch-kun~!" a voice sang out. The unknown man, presumably Enoch {1}, stiffened and looked at the child's eyes. Segador gasped at what he saw the child's eye's looked like. The right eye was normal colored brown, but the left eye was completely black with a glowing green cross similar to Allen's.
"Get behind me." Enoch encouraged pulling the scared child behind him.
"My eye itches. And who is that man?" the child asked scratching his left eye in irritation. What the hell is going on! Segador thought in surprise before seeing the child being pulled away from the man and waspulled into another man's arms.
"Aw, isn't that cute. The little boy has innocence in him." Another voice chimed in. "I wonder what happens if I were to do this." Then their was a purple butterfly flying over the child's left eye.
"JOIDO NO!"
"AH!"
In the real world...
"Ah!" Segador screamed waking up and startling Allen (who was on another hospital bed), Lenalee, Komui, Tikal (who was resting on Seg's head.), Timcampy (who was resting on Allen's head), and a few nurses. He looked around and saw he was awake (and wearing a shirt).
"Segador you're awake!" Allen exclaimed.
"Thank goodness." Lenalee breathed. Then turned her gaze to a guilty looking Komui. "Apologize Nii-san!"
"But Lenalee~" Komui pleaded.
"No it's fine. Really." Segador said, his mind still on the lost memory from before. Lenalee gave Segador a quizzed look.
"Are you sure Seg? Nii-san said he would apologize to you and Allen for what Komurin did to you two." Lenalee said.
"And I said it was fine." Allen told her smiling. "No hard feelings."
"You see Lenalee. They don't need an apology." Komui reassured.
"They might not want an apology, but you should give it to them anyway." Lenalee said stiffly. Komui was about to argue but a cold stare from Lenalee caused him to swallow his pride and walked over to the two white haired exorcist and bowed his head.
"I'm sorry." Komui said.
"It's alright?" Allen said uncertainly. Segador patted his back awkwardly.
"We forgive you?" Segador said.
"Okay Nii-san that's enough." Lenalee sighed, and before anyone knew it Komui had sprinted down the hallway and into the mess hall. Both thinking of the mess hall however had caused them to remember that they didn't have breakfast yet, and both their stomach's began to growl uncontrollably.
"Hehe." Allen blushed scratching the back of his head.
"Oh, did you two go into the mess hall yet?" Lenalee asked. They shook their head no, and she smiled sweetly at them. "Then follow me, you both have a surprise." She said before running off to the mess hall leaving two confused exorcists fallowing her fast foot steps.
The two then found themselves in front of a huge door that usually opened to the mess hall. They both opened the door and were met with everyone sitting on the tables, eating, drinking, and having a good time. On a giant banner in the center of the room the words "Welcome Home!" were displayed.
"All for us?" Segador said amazed. Soon the two were surrounded by the many staff members of the Black Order. All of the staff were congratulating them both and welcoming them in. Then Lenalee showed up holding two coffee cups. One had written on it Segador, and the other had Allen on it.
"Here you two go. Black Order official coffee mugs." Lenalee said.
"You're part of the family now." Reever said putting both his hands on each of the exorcist's shoulders. "Welcome home."
Home. They both repeated in their minds. Allen remembering an old memory of him and Mana, and Segador with a masked man.
Whew! Finally done.
Segador: That chapter went longer than expected.
Enoch: I agree.
Enoch! When did you get here?!
Enoch: You put me in remember.
Oh yeah... Oh, now I remember what the point of this author note was.
Segador: And the winner of the Oc contest is-
Enoch: *Puts hand over Segador's mouth.* Nope we aren't telling. You are just going to have to see on the next chapter.
Everyone: See you real soon!
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