Hey every1! I'm back with chapter 10 (YAY!) & my friend Britney will b in the rest of the fic! & sorry 4 the long time w/o updating…this time, I blame writer's block…o ya…& btw…I had promised that I'd put some characters from AD:JL so they come in in this chapter…& also my lil sis & Britney's sis comes in in this chapter 2…they'll hav a bigger part in the next chappy! anyway…with all that said…
DISCLAIMER- (I only write this 'cuz I hav 2…I hav no choice…(I don't wanna get sued)…so…) LET'S SEE HERE…I OWN ME, RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE (who I finally decided 2 giv a name 'cuz I was getting really tired of writing 'Random Guy From the Audience' (HIS NAME WILL B…drumroll…BOB!)), AND THE STORY!(& any other thing/person that u've never ever heard of) I DON'T OWN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS OR DANNY PHANTOM, AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG, OR ANY OTHER SHOW (OR ANY LINES FROM ANY SHOWS)!
CHAPTER 13………THE MORE, THE MERRIER, I ALWAYS SAY!
Me, Britney, and Cosmo were watching "Know Your Stars" (Bob was still being tortured by the KYS guy…)
BRITNEY: "Why has the Know Your Stars Guy been torturing Bob for the past…" -looks at the clock- "3 and a half hours?"
ME: "because I paid him to…"
COSMO: "You pay him to torture 'Mr. I-hate-bacon' and you don't tell me about it so I can be in on it to! Why?"
ME: "because Bob already thinks you're in on it!"
COSMO: "He does?"
ME: "Yeah. He does. Right Brit?"
Brit: "Right."
At that moment, some people from American Dragon: Jake Long (Jake, Trixie, Spud, Grandpa, Fu Dog, Haley, Mr. Rotwood) appear out of nowhere.
ME: "Hey look! More people!"
BRIT: "Hey Cosmo! We have more people to talk to!"
ME, BRIT, & COSMO: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
JAKE: (to Danny) "should I be afraid of them?"
DANNY: "Don't worry. They're completely harmless. They just get really hyper at times...plus, they like it when more people come…that is…if they like the people that come…"
ME: "now let's see…" points to each person as I'm saying the name "Jake, Haley, Spud, Trixie, Jake's grandpa, Fu Dog, and Mr. Rotwood –"
MR. ROTWOOD: "that's professor Rotwood to you."
ME: "I don't see the difference…they're both the same to me…Hey! Wait a minute…it's Mr. Rotwood! Let's get him!"
Me, Britney, and Cosmo chase Mr. Rotwood until he gets to the KYS place. I then go up to pay the KYS guy to stop torturing Bob and start torturing Mr. Rotwood. Bob leaves before Cosmo can chase him with bacon. Little did Bob know…Cosmo was waiting outside the studio with a freshly-cooked strip of bacon.
ON KNOW YOUR STARS…
KYS GUY: "Mr. Rotwood…he thinks that magical creatures actually exist."
MR. ROTWOOD: "That's Professor Rotwood. And magical creatures do exist. I finally got a picture of a real live dragon."
KYS GUY: "oh, you mean this stupid picture of lasagna doing kung fu? You clearly got this picture off the internet."
MR. ROTWOOD: "that is NOT lasagna doing kung fu! It's a dragon!"
KYS GUY: "yeah…sure it is…that's just as true as the fact that you sleep with a teddy bear."
MR. ROTWOOD: "Exactly"
KYS GUY: "you sleep with a teddy bear? Do you also watch Barney when no one else is looking?"
MR. ROTWOOD: "No! I do not watch barney!"
KYS GUY: "so what you're saying is you don't watch barney but you do sleep with a teddy bear?"
MR. ROTWOOD: "that is NOT what I am saying!"
KYS GUY: "oh, so it's the other way around?"
MR. ROTWOOD: "NO! I do NOT watch barney! Nor do I sleep with a teddy bear!"
KYS GUY: "that's not what you said a few minutes ago."
We'll go back later to see how things are going…but for now…
DANNY: "No way! You're half dragon? I can't believe it! Finally someone who understands what it's like to be half human!"
ME: "Well, I'd understand too if you'd just let me become half ghost too! And you still owe me that 5 bucks from that bet we made!"
DANNY: "Do you have a non-working ghost portal?"
ME: -shakes head no-
DANNY: "that's the reason behind it…you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. Oh…and by the way…What bet?"
ME: "You know…the one about it raining bananas someday."
DANNY: "You made that bet with Vlad. Remember?"
FLASHBACK…ME: "Hey Vladdy!"
VLAD: "what do you want? Don't you have to be annoying somewhere else?"
ME: "I bet you 5 bucks that it will rain bananas someday."
VLAD: "that's crazy talk. It'll never –"
Vlad was cut off by a lot of bananas randomly falling from the sky.
END FLASHBACK…ME: "Oh yeah…now I remember…but you still owe me 5 bucks because you bet me 5 bucks that it'd never work" -smirks-
DANNY: "fine. Here you go." -pause- "Hey! Wait a minute…I never bet you 5 dollars for anything."
ME: "Oh yeah….you're right…Hey, where'd Bob go? Bob? Where are you?"
As if on cue Bob walks in.
BOB: "what?"
ME: "why do you hate bacon so much?"
BOB: "I hate bacon because my friends used to always torture me with it…that's why I hate bacon…well I hate to be chased by someone that has bacon to torture me with…"
ME: "but you refuse to eat the bacon too…"
BOB: "that's because…umm…oh fine…you win!…I just don't like bacon!…I hate the taste of bacon!"
ME, BRIT, & COSMO: "HOW CAN YOU HATE THE BACON!"
At that time, a girl that looks 9 or 10 years old walks in. She had long, brown hair and blueish grey eyes. I guessed that it was Britney's younger sister.
BRITNEY: "Hey Briann! What brings you here?"
COSMO: -stops chasing Bob long enough to ask…- "Who's this?"
BRITNEY: "Hey Cosmo! This is my younger sister Briann." -to Briann- "This is my friend Cosmo." -looks around and finds me talking to…or in his case…torturing Vladdy- "and over there, torturing Vlad, is another of my friends, Sarah."
BRIANN: "You told me you would be here, and I thought that maybe there would be someone here that wanted to play soccer with me."
Just then my younger sister walks in & says…
HOLLI: "I will."
-Cut to me talking to Vlad-
ME: "Hey! V-man! I'm not done talking to you!"
VLAD: -mumbling to himself- "I need to find a way outta here" -to me- "where is that friend of yours?"
As if on cue, Britney walks over to introduce her younger sister.
ME: "There she is!"
BRITNEY: "Hey Saree! This is my younger sister, Briann."
ME: "Hey Briann!" -to Vlad- "Hey Vladdy! Isn't this great! Now you have more people to talk to."
Briann and Holli then go outside to play soccer, while me and Britney talk to Vald.
BRITNEY: "Hey Vladdy! Wanna go watch 'Know Your Stars' with us?"
ME: "Yeah! There's a crazy fruit loop on this episode that's on right now!"
VLAD: "Two things. One: You had better start calling me 'Vlad'…and Two: you had better think again if you two are calling me a fruit loop!"
BRITNEY: "Oh…I get it…you want us to start calling you 'fruit loop' now!…right?"
ME: "No! I have a better idea! We can call him 'Cheesehead'!"
At this point, Vlad is getting really annoyed with me and Brit…and I mean REALLY annoyed.
VLAD: "NO! I told you two! Call me 'Vlad!'"
ME: "Can we call you 'Vladdy'?"
VLAD: "NO!"
BRITNEY: "what about 'V-man'?"
VLAD: "Didn't I already tell you to call me 'Vladdy'?"
ME & BRIT: "Cool!"
ME: "So we can call you whatever we want!"
BRIT: "YAAAAY!"
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Jake, Trixie, and Spud are watching me and Brit torture Vlad.
DANNY: "Wasn't this argument already made?"
SAM: "It was between Sarah and Vlad…but not between Sarah and Britney vs. Vlad…"
TUCKER: "By the looks of it…they're really annoying Vlad…"
JAKE: "Wait a minute…this argument was already made?"
SPUD: "Must be a rerun. I hate reruns."
TRIXIE: "It was between Sarah and Vlad! Not between Sarah and Britney vs. Vlad! Don't you two pay attention?"
DANNY: "Actually, Sarah and Britney added a couple more names to call Vlad…"
SAM: "So, technically…it's not the same argument."
The annoying has stopped (…for now…) and me, Brit, and Vlad are watching 'Know Your Stars'.
ME: "See Vladdy…"
BRITNEY: "The guy sitting in the chair is the crazy fruit loop."
VLAD: "Can't you two watch this without me sitting here?"
ME: "We could…but…"
VLAD: "But what?"
BRIT: "We wanna sit here and watch it…"
ME: "But just sitting here and watching it is just boring…"
BRIT: "Yeah, sure, we get to laugh at the insults that the Know Your Stars makes towards the person sitting in the chair…"
ME: "But we decided that it would be even more fun to…"
VLAD: "Well…"
BRIT: "Well what?"
VLAD: "more fun to…what?"
ME: "Do you think we should tell him, Brit?"
BRIT: "I think we should…"
ME: "Do you wanna tell him or should I?"
BRIT: "Why don't we let Cosmo tell him?"
COSMO: "tell who what?"
ME: "Tell Vladdy here our very brilliant idea!"
COSMO: "What brilliant idea?"
ME: "Fine…I'll tell him…We're gonna make up our own version of Know Your Stars!"
BRIT: "And you're our first 'torturee'!"
VLAD: "And what makes you think I'll agree?"
ME: "You signed this contract! See?"
VLAD: "The only thing I signed was that IOU slip"
ME: "Hey! Wait a minute…you're a billionaire! Why would you have to sign an IOU slip?"
VLAD: "Fine…here's the five bucks I owe you…" -hands me five dollars-
ME: "Good…now that we've got that all settled…the contract is the IOU slip!…"
BRIT: "we slipped in the contract with the IOU…we figured that you wouldn't read the rest because you thought that you were signing an IOU slip and nothing more!"
Me and Brit go off to tell the rest of the people our plan and how they can help…
Let's go see how Rotwood is doing on Know Your Stars…
KYS GUY: "Mr. Rotwood…He hates it when people call him Professor Rotwood…"
ROTWOOD: "Didn't I already tell you? It's professor Rotwood to you!"
KYS GUY: "Why do you wanna be called Professor when everyone knows that you hate to be called Professor?"
Rotwood is starting to get really annoyed with the KYS guy…
Well…here's where I end this chappy! Sorry it took so long 2 update…like I said at the beginning…I blame writer's block…the next chapter will b mine & Britney's version of 'Know Your Stars'! well…until next time…& DON'T4GET 2 REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
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