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The yaoi story tally is: 2 for yes, 2 for no

L's hate of cell phones is legendary!

Light's phone: (beep boop bip boop beep) ring...ring...ring...click!

Misa: Hello?

Light: Why weren't you at the investigation yesterday? I needed your eyes...

Misa: Sorry Light, I had a job that I just couldn't get rid of!

Light: Oh. Anyways, can you get on the Internet and find a picture of this guy? (whisper whisper)

Misa: Yup! Ummm... here! (whisper whisper)

Light: Thanks! (scribble scribble)

Light: (Reads)

L: Hey, Light!

Light: Yeees?

L: Is that a cell phone?

Light: Yeah, why?

L: Can I see it?

Light: Here you go...

L: (fling!)

Light: Hey! Why'd you do that?

L: I hate cell phones...Oof!

Light: Ha! No more phone flinging for you!

(A while later, at the beach)

L: Hey, Misa!

Misa: Hi!

L: Do you have a cell phone?

Misa: Duh!

L: I'm recording who buys which kind of cell phone. Can I see it?

Misa: Sure! Here you go!

L: (scribbles on pad) (fling!)

Misa: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Light! L flinged my cell phone!

Light: Flung. Not flinged.

Misa: Oh. Really?

Light: Yeah.

Misa: Okay. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Light! L flung my cell phone!

Light: There, there. It's okay.

Light: Hey, L, come over here.

L: Okay.

Light: (kicks)

L: Why you censored!

Light: (kicks)

L: Just a moment.

L: (takes out cell phone) Watari?

Watari on phone: Yes? fzzzzzt

L: What the heck?

Light: Here, I can fix it...(evil grin)

L: Thanks!

Light: (fling!)

L: I should've known...


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