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The yaoi story tally is: 2 for yes, 2 for no
L's hate of cell phones is legendary!
Light's phone: (beep boop bip boop beep) ring...ring...ring...click!
Misa: Hello?
Light: Why weren't you at the investigation yesterday? I needed your eyes...
Misa: Sorry Light, I had a job that I just couldn't get rid of!
Light: Oh. Anyways, can you get on the Internet and find a picture of this guy? (whisper whisper)
Misa: Yup! Ummm... here! (whisper whisper)
Light: Thanks! (scribble scribble)
Light: (Reads)
L: Hey, Light!
Light: Yeees?
L: Is that a cell phone?
Light: Yeah, why?
L: Can I see it?
Light: Here you go...
L: (fling!)
Light: Hey! Why'd you do that?
L: I hate cell phones...Oof!
Light: Ha! No more phone flinging for you!
(A while later, at the beach)
L: Hey, Misa!
Misa: Hi!
L: Do you have a cell phone?
Misa: Duh!
L: I'm recording who buys which kind of cell phone. Can I see it?
Misa: Sure! Here you go!
L: (scribbles on pad) (fling!)
Misa: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Light! L flinged my cell phone!
Light: Flung. Not flinged.
Misa: Oh. Really?
Light: Yeah.
Misa: Okay. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Light! L flung my cell phone!
Light: There, there. It's okay.
Light: Hey, L, come over here.
L: Okay.
Light: (kicks)
L: Why you censored!
Light: (kicks)
L: Just a moment.
L: (takes out cell phone) Watari?
Watari on phone: Yes? fzzzzzt
L: What the heck?
Light: Here, I can fix it...(evil grin)
L: Thanks!
Light: (fling!)
L: I should've known...
Review! Or L will fling your cell phone into the ocean!
