"Right Meg. We need to focus on Merida's problem." Esmeralda decided as she and her best friend walked to their dorm room.

"I've done enough for others this term!" Meg shot back. "We are on our way to putting Hans in jail and got a teenage mechanic into the online program!"

"You did that?" Esme asked. "Yaaay… go Meg!" She clapped, doing a small dance around the (thankfully deserted) hallways.

"Who's in our room?" Meg pulled a face as she got ever closer. "Oh God… oh God…no, just no, this is not OK…"

"What the hell?" Esmeralda shrieked indignantly as soon as she could hear the sounds from their dorm. "Who the hell is that… are they? It is AT LEAST two people."

"Oh, my dear, we all know." Meg replied with heavy sarcasm, flinging open the door.

Inside were Milo and Kida, making out against a wall on Esmeralda's side of the room. Some of the Romani's things had been knocked over, and they were so caught up in it that they didn't even notice the two entering. Milo was shirtless and Kida was just in underwear.

"I did not know they were together." Meg muttered.

Her friend nodded. "Yeah. Yeah. That's new."

"I do see the chemistry though…" Meg considered.

Still they did not notice.

"We need to stop watching this!" Esme hissed. "I feel like such a creeper!"

"Fine." Meg replied. She raised her voice. "HEY! What gives you the right to make out in our room? USE YOUR OWN ROOMS, GODDAMMIT!"

The pair instantly sprung apart and stuttered out excuses/apologies.

"My roommate is Kuzco. Have you met that guy?" Milo explained.

Meg conceded- she had indeed met the hyperactive, selfish and deeply irritating prima donna. "Fine. Kida?"

"My roommate is Vanessa, and according to her, it isn't 'classy' to make out with people in our room, even though I swear she got with a Burger King employee in the Burger King bathroom- like that's any more classy! I mean, what the hell?"

"Ew." Meg commented.

Esmeralda walked up to the girl and nodded in sympathy. "Honey, I know. I know. She was my freshman year roommate…" The two sat on the girl's bed and started talking animatedly about their experiences with their fellow student. Meg gave them a sceptical look and threw Kida's clothes at the girl.

Milo stood there, blinking awkwardly.

"Leave." Meg ordered, throwing his shirt at him and gesturing at the door. He promptly left.

"… and she had a threesome in the janitor's closet! Which included the JANITOR!"


"I need your help." Rapunzel said.

"What?" Meg grunted, pulling her face off her sofa, once again in the lounge. "I'm busy."

"But you're lying face down on a sofa in the lounge, while alone! No-one else is here!" the blonde protested. "You're not even doing HOMEWORK!"

"I'm… going to do homework." Meg replied lamely.

"But MEG! This is an emergency! Flynn Rider is in my bedroom and I don't know what to do with him!"

Meg sat up straight. "First of all, what a perv. Second of all, I don't do men, but every girl knows that having Rider in your room is a dream come true. You should take advantage of that. You can either call Merida, Mulan and Kida, or sleep with him. Now leave me alone." She slumped back down to her original place.

"Sleep with… first of all, no. I don't do… it. And he's unconscious." Rapunzel replied.

"WHAT?" Meg sprang up and let out a stream of garbled swearing. "WHY?"

"Um, well, he ran into my room and shut the door- and I was about to leave, by the way- and he said he needed a place to hide and that I could not leave. So I knocked him out- with Tiana's frying pan- I need to give that back, dammit- and I put him in my closet. Was that a bad thing to do?" she asked, biting her lip nervously.

"Are you for real?" Meg questioned. "Whatever, I'll come with you and help!"

"Yay!" Rapunzel squealed and jumped up and down. Meg sighed and allowed the girl to pull her along a hallway, up to the third floor and into a room. The Greek girl sighed and kicked a pink dress out of the way. And a baby-pink vest. And someone's white and pink heart-print dressing gown.

"Sorry, I'm such a mess. Giselle's so tidy. And he's in here." She opened her wardrobe and an unconscious Flynn Rider fell out of it.

"Ooh, a satchel!" Meg said. "What could be in it?" She started to unbuckle the worn brown leather, but Rapunzel snatched it out of her hands.

"Hey!" she protested. "You cannot do that! Looking through other people's things is wrong!"

"I've been doing the wrong thing my whole life, honey." Meg countered, smiling nastily and grabbing the satchel back. She fully opened it and found a chocolate bar, a few bits of paper, a leaflet for Ferrari cars (in your dreams, Rider)- and a tiara.

"That filthy thief!" Meg hissed, running her hands along the gold and diamonds. It was clearly really, really, expensive. "Well, he must be a thief and he must have been running away from someone. Do what you want, I'll go. And get the ropes, I think Merida might have them. Laters." She walked off.

"Wait… what to do…" Rapunzel complained. "I'm so clueless…" The girl jumped in the air again and squealed, "I have a great idea!"

Meg heard the squealing, but didn't look back. Big mistake.


"I've sorted my problem out! And I did it 95% on my OWN!" Rapunzel declared, striding back into the lounge.

"What'd ya do? You call the police?" Meg questioned.

"No." Rapunzel answered with a big smile.

"What did you do then?" Meg huffed.

"Flynn is a very knowledgable, cynical person. People always tell me that I am too naive and that I don't know much. So, he is going to teach me about the world. I hid the bag and only when I feel that I know enough about the world will I give it back."

"When you say 'hid', you returned it right?" Meg asked hopefully. "Or at least handed it in as lost property or something…" This was not shaping out to be a good situation.

"Returned… no, that would be lying and I don't lie." Rapunzel answered blankly. "It's bad to lie."

"Oh shit." Meg flopped onto the sofa and restricted the surefire scream that was emerging. "Oh shit."

"What?" Rapunzel asked. "No, really, WHAT?"

"Just… gaaaaahhhh!" Meg screamed into a white cushion.

"WHAT?"


"Meg, we need to go pick up Tiana and Naveen." Esme announced one day as she walked into the lounge. Meg was sitting on the blue sofa's armrest, surfing the net on her phone, Anna and Elsa were at another court case, Kida and Milo were being gross, Mulan and Shang were trying to ignore sexual tension, Merida was yelling and Quasi was carving a figurine. Rapunzel was letting Rider give her real-world experience. Good-[beep]ing-God…

"What? What did they do, how did they do it and why are they even in the same place?" Meg wondered.

"Naveen got some loan off Facilier and can't pay it back now."

"Facilier… oh shit! Why is everyone I know an idiot?" Meg demanded.

"I'm very smart!" Kida protested, coming up for air.

"Didn't you get a C in your last quiz?" Milo retorted.

"Shut up!"

"You know I love you really."

"You too."

Meg averted her eyes from the happy couple. "OK, ew. Gross. What should we do? I already have Hades and Hans after me, what about-?"

Esmeralda's phone rang. "Hey, Tia… how's it going… why the hell are you on a riverboat? Like, how… OK, you're fine, right. Have you killed Naveen yet? We only know one lawyer and he's pretty busy with that whole Anna thing… oh, you haven't heard… never mind, where's Naveen?… I don't believe you, put him on the line right now or I'm calling the police… hey, Naveen, any bruises? Please tell me you're all right. You're fine… haha, no, you're delusional. Very funny, and how's the thing with Facilier? Total loan shark, I know, I know. Bye." She put down the phone. "Well, they hitched a lift on some river cruise. Not sure how or why. Anyway, they're fine."

Just then, Hercules poked his head in the door. "Oh, hey guys, and the lovely Meg! How are you?"

"Good-aaah!" Meg screamed as she fell off the armrest.

"Are you all right?" he asked.

"Yeah..ow…" She hissed in pain as she whacked her ankle against a side table.

"Well, OK then, Megara. See you around."

"UGH!" Meg dramatically smacked her head into the armrest.

The other occupants of the room giggled nervously, however, unfortunately for them, the angry Greek girl noticed. She stood up straight and started yelling. "What? What are you laughing at, you assholes? There is plenty in your lives to laugh about! Like, you two!" She jabbed a long, pale finger at Milo and Kida. "Get a [beep]ing room already, which isn't ours, by the way! And you need to talk like a mature adult!" She pointed at Merida. "And you two need to bang already!" She finally rounded on Mulan and Shang. With that, the furious woman stormed out of the room and bumped straight into Aurora. "And you need to not be slutty enough to get pregnant!" she raged.

A murderous look came into the blonde's eyes. "Say that again." Aurora snarled dangerously. "Say that again."