America stumbled down the hall, waving her hand infront of her face as she coughed up her lungs. Well, not really. But that is what it felt like. France was just behind her, and they were both coughing.
"I didn't plan on the smoke, not in that tiny room." America gasped, her entire body heaving.
"Oui." France agreed. "I did not expect that."
"I need a glass of water."
"HOLY HELL WHAT IS THIS." A yell came from behind them, and Romano suddenly ran into the hall and down the stairs carrying a… dog. That's right. Romano was carrying a little weiner dog.
"Was that-?" France stared at Romano as he ran outside into the backyard.
"I think so, yes." America nodded. "I didn't think Spain would turn into a dog."
Japan came walking out of the room, and he passed the two girls. He gently waved a handkerchief (where did that come from?) as he coughed. He seemed to fly down the stairs in a desperation to get away from the cloud of smoke.
"Crap, I think my midsection just decided to collapse in on itself." France suddenly gasped, and she didn't straighten up from her position. Her hands on her knees, her long hair in her face.
"A-are you alright? I don't know anything about chicks." America started to freak out. Chicks plus hurt equals bad. Like, bad-er than WW2. England use to say to him- her actually now- that if a girl says that she is hurting, you must make her comfortable as possible. Or else.
That 'Or else' had always scared America, especially when England- the whole BRITISH EMPIRE phase that was going at the time- was scared, practically shaking at the time. (It could also helped if Hungary was pounding at the door with her frying pan at the time.)
"Crap. Umm." America began to think of possibilities of what was happening. Due to his- her- upbringing, England had never really told him- her- about the female body. "I am bringing you back to the room, okay? Then I'll get you as comfortable as possible." Yeah, that was the best way to go.
America gently picked up France, wedding style, and as fast as she could- she ran for her life. France was making pained mewls, and crying out whenever America jostled her. What was going on with her?
America placed her on the bed, and placed a blanket over France. The dark circles of magic were glowing a dark blue when they entered. Something was wrong. It was the sign of a warning. Did France get hit by a spell when they were out of the safe rooms? Was this a side effect of being turned into a girl?
Picking up a random spell sheet (America and France devised many spells, they just hadn't placed any magic in them so they were dormant), America placed her hand on it to bring it into life. It was completely random, so whatever had been sent, she didn't know. Picking up up about three other sheets and activating them, America returned her attention to France.
"America." She wept. "America, I have never told you this, but I have to before I die." She was full out crying now. "I am going to die. This hurts too much."
"Shh. It's alright. It's alright." America knelt beside her friend, her hands clasped together. "I am right here."
"I cannot believe that I am saying this, but please. Get me a twinkie."
"What?"
"I am secretly addicted to twinkies!" France suddenly screamed, her face slightly red from the sudden anger. "It feels like I am GOING TO DIE AND I PROBABLY HAVE CANCER. YOU BETTER GET ME THAT DAMNED TWINKIE OR I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU CHILDLESS BOTH IN FEMALE AND MALE FORM."
America just stared shocked at her female friend, who was now wailing like a cat. "I will be right back." America stated. "I am going to have to make a trip to the market. I know that Denmark had stolen all of the twinkies, you know how crazy he is about-"
"JUST GET ME WHAT I NEED."
America grabbed a sweatshirt and pulled it on, along with a pair of sneakers. Pulling the door behind (magically locked against guys) Flipping on the hood, America sprinted like the wind. Literally. She flew out of the front door and practically turned into Flash (ahh savior of the universe*) as she ran to the nearest convenience store.
She didn't even notice the three figures making their way into back of the house, and into the kitchen.
"What the hell is that!?" England pointed at some silvery thing that was strapped to a chair in the middle of the kitchen. The whole room was a mess.
"I have no idea." Romania replied. "Do you think its some type of weapon that America has developed against us?"
The silvery thing groaned and moved, making the three magicians jump.
"Aaaaaawwwww." It groaned. The three men glanced at each other. "EEesssssoooo." It began to move against its bindings that bound it to the chair.
"I don't think so." Norway whispered. "I do know what this is?"
"OOmmmmmmme." It's groan turned into a large yell. It began its full on assault on the chair.
"I think it'd be best to leave this section of the house." England whispered, as he edged towards the door.
"AAAWWWWWSSOOMMMEEE." The creature began to scream, thrashing against the bondages.
"Did that just say-"
"-awesome?"
The three stared at the shaggy man, who was (now so) apparently caught up with spells that it had transformed his entire way of thinking and speech.
"Prussia? I had thought that you had gotten him with a spell?"
"I thought I did too." England mused. "I had certainly gotten three people."
"I wonder-"
"Oh my god. More bastards." A voice behind them made the three jump in surprise (not so much with Norway, but who could blame him?).
Romano was at the doorway, holding a little brown weiner dog in his arms who was constantly licking his face. It's tail was a blurr. The dog looked at the three figures, and gave a threatening growl.
"Romano, where is America?" Romania bluntly asked, and Romano just blinked at the three.
"I'll tell you if you just leave me out of this." He snapped. The three men reluctantly agreed in their varying languages. "America's probably is upstairs in their secret room. I'll be in the living room, so don't bother me or Japan. He's probably just making some weird Manga about me and Spain again."
Once again, a short chapter. Well, this is dedicated to SOPA 2014 being stopped, because they just don't know when to stop. I said I was going to put this up in a week, but after a fancy review, I put it up.
* The whole ... Flash AHH Savior of the UNIVERSE thing is a song from Queen. I love that, and I cannot think of the super hero without that song in my head.
France is on her period, and she craves Twinkies. No nonsense here.
America doesn't know crap about the female problems so she is kinda freaking out.
Romano just wants some peace and quiet, with his new (and adorable though he'll never say it) dog. So he'll give the dudes the secret room where France is, but America isn't there. She's buying twinkies. :) *smug look*
Japan is just loving all the material right now. Isn't this great?! (Besides, who doesn't like Spamano? Exactly.)
Watching Avengers while writing this isn't going to help.
*throws confetti* SOPAS GONE! *Begins to sing though probably sounds like Dory making whale noises* SOPA IS GONE *begins to raise the roof while doing to tango-like dance*
Thanks for the reviews, but I need more because my soul is being sold to Satan, and I need you guys to save me. Trust me, Russia wants them to keep coming.
