(Is it just me or is the quality decreasing?) I'm just waiting on my item one. Don't mind me.


Ike's brow furrowed as he straddled a blue and red motorbike, adjusting his gloves before gripping the handlebars.

He didn't like this one bit.

"Welcome to the first ever Smash Bros. Kart competition, held right here at Mario Circuit!" The narrator boomed over the track, causing the audience of Goombas and Shy Guys to cheer ecstatically from the brimming grandstands.

Ike sighed. Though he miraculously knew how to ride a motorbike despite never having seen one, he was completely out of his comfort zone. He'd promised himself to just make it to the finish line without being too badly damaged, or even better, not eaten by that raging chain chomp over there. He revved the engine, having chosen the standard dirt bike for its ease of use.

He looked to the left of him and sighed once more, not noticing how sombre and worried his expression had become.

"Cheer up Ike." A soft voice comforted from in front of him, Ike turning his head to reply but stopping before his sentence had begun.

Ahead of him, Marth straddled a white and blue Mach bike, himself not wearing his normal clothes minus the cape and armour (like Ike), but a body suit. Ike's mouth gaped, eyes devouring the pleasing sight. The suit clung to the prince's body as well as Samus' did, defining every curve and contour, every concave and convex, and even emphasizing that area. His eyes fastened to that one spot, noting how it seemed to bulge a lot more effectively then in previous outfits.

Other than that thong.

Ike's tongue ran along his upper lip, the familiar feeling of tight trousers flooding back to him in a rush, completely ignoring the fear he previously held about the race.

He leaned forward on his bike, effectively covering his erection, and smiled. "Holy shit Marth. You do not know what you look like in that suit."

The prince frowned, twisting around to get a look at the angle Ike was looking from. "What, is it too tight? I knew I shouldn't have let Peach talk me into this…"

"Are you kidding? Marth, I've got an erection now. It's like seeing you naked, but in different colours."

Marth gave him a weird look.

"I think I'm gonna pull out. (In more then one way.) And take you somewhere where I can get a proper look at that suit of yours…"

"No you are not. I actually want to race, unlike you, it's a once in a life time opportunity."

"No it isn't, they'll probably do it again next year-"

"If I'm here."

"Marth, of course they're going to keep the metro sexual, huffy prince that everyone loves! Now come on."

Ike kicked the kick stand, standing as Marth did the same and swept him into his arms, giving the whiny prince a quick kiss on the lips as he walked toward the racers' waiting rooms.

"I promise we'll be done in time for the winner's ceremony."


Seriously speaking, imagine Marth in that suit? Good god, someone get me some ice~

Oh and, the actual Mario Circuit on SSBB doesn't have a chomp, I just thought I'd make it a little more interesting.