A/N you guys, have no idea how dead I am rn. Have you ever done 80km by bike? I just have. Not nice, but I owe you a chapter so here it is.

Ron POV

Me and Harry were watching on comfy couches as Percy and Thalia made Nico a makeover. He was going to be so pissed when he wakes up. Poor kid. After half an hour of hard work from the two, Nico still hadn't woken up. I guess they were lucky that way.

His once black clothes were spray painted with the colours of the rainbow. I see why they used those colours. His face now looked way less pale. He had rainbow themed eyeshadow. Don't ask how I know it's called eyeshadow. Probably Ginny.

Strong red lipstick nicely set. Blush cheeks. Mascara on his eyelashes and eyeliner. He looked much less like a zombie now.

"Do you think we can do something to his hair?" Thalia asked Percy.

He grinned. "If you can, do it."

Thalia grinned like a maniac and started working on his hair. The finished product wasn't much. She just used hair clips to push his hair back. Me and Harry were chuckling and they looked at us, wide smiles on their faces.

How the heck did he not wake up? He's really a sound sleeper.

"Done." Percy said and slumped down on his spot.

Thalia carefully grabbed everything and hurried upstairs. When she came down she was, again, grinning like a maniac.

"Let's wake him." Percy said.

She nodded. "May I have the honour?" She asked approaching the sleeping kid.

"Don't go too hard." Percy warned. Too hard? "If he gets pissed, it's you. Not me."

She stuck her tongue out at him. "Prissy." She muttered.

"Dude." Percy said. "That's what Clarisse calls me. Not you too."

"Deal with it." She said leaning into Nico.

"I'll call you Pinecone Face for the rest of your life if you do. And Grace." He blackmailed.

"You call me that," she said. "You wish you'd never heard of lightning."

He scowled. "Just wake him."

Her grin reappeared. She touched his arm and again, I had the feeling I saw electricity zaps emitting from it.

"Nico." She said softly.

"Aah!" He yelled. Then he saw Thalia. "Hades' underpants. Stop doing that Thalia."

Hades' underpants? What? Gross.

Thalia was smiling and Nico noticed. He then got into a sitting position. And immediately his eyes showed pure anger. "What did you do?" He asked silently, yet I felt like I wanted to cower and hide in a closet for the rest of my life.

Percy and Thalia just laughed. Nico studied his clothes. He glared at them, but then he quickly put on a pout. "Guys this aviator's jacket was my favourite." He said kindly.

Wait, what?

Percy and Thalia seemed confused. Isn't he supposed to be mad?

"Wait you're not mad?" Percy asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No I'm not mad." He said with a fake smile. Then the smile faded and it turned into a, 'I wanna pee my pants and run' glare. "I'm beyond mad." And without warning he kicked the both of them in the gut. They both stumbled back.

"Not a fair fight if I'm alone." He muttered. He thrust out his hand and the floor opened.

In the meanwhile Percy and Thalia were laughing. Before anything could happen from the crack on the floor, percy put his hands in a T sign. "Time out Neeks." He said while suppressing laughter. "Please, check your face and clean it. I can't... Fight you... If you... Look... Like... That. Please."

Nico stopped. "What did you do?" He asked in the low tone.

"Please." Thalia said. "Check it out. It took me half an hour."

He glared. "When I'm back you're both dead."

And with that he run up the stairs. Me and Harry bursted out lighting. Percy and Thalia were on the floor clutching their stomachs.

Then Thalia started getting up. "We..." She said in between laughs. "Have... To... Leave... Death... Breath... Kill... Us."

Percy nodded and stood up. "We were never here." He said to us.

The two of them sprinted out of the portrait hole after that. Minutes later Nico came downstairs. "I'm going to kill them." He muttered.

He looked around the room and saw that they were gone. In frustration he punched the sofa, making it tick over. That was strong.

"Where are they?" He shouted looking at me and Harry.

We were saved from answering when the portrait hole swung open. Hermione and Annabeth came in. Annabeth had her signature mad af face. She was grabbing the collars of both Thalia's and Percy's collars. When she saw Nico she chuckled.

Hermione on the other hand was giggling with her mouth covered by her hand.

Nico's blush was more than visible, even under the one Thalia had put on his face. He stared at Annabeth. "Ah thank you Annabeth." He said evilly. "For bringing these two to their deaths."

And he approached them. The grey eyed teenager got her serious face back and faced Percy and Thalia. "I can't believe it." She released their collars. "You two are the definition of stupid."

She the faced Nico. "Don't fight them. Not today. Go wash your face and change your clothes, if you want. I'll talk to these idiots."

Nico didn't seem sure. So Annabeth glared at him. "Okay," he said quickly. "But I'll have my fun with them."

"Yes." She said and he went off.

She turned to her two friends. "Guys," she stared, "what the hell was that?" She yelled.

The both of them cowered. "Look Wise Girl." Percy said. "It was just a prank. We wouldn't have done it if we knew you'd react like this."

"Yes we wouldn't have." Thalia said, even though she didn't look convincing.

Next ten minutes went like that. Annabeth yelling at them, those two finding stupid excuses. She didn't believe a word they said, it was clear but she let it pass. In the meantime the common room started getting fuller and many were watching the show.

As Annabeth sighed and slumped into a couch Percy checked his watch and his eyes widened. He pointed at Harry. "Dude. We've got detention!"

Harry shot up. "Oh I hate her."

As they made their way out if the door frame, Thalia said. "Don't lie Kelpie."

"See ya later airy." He said and she scowled.

"Airy?"

"Short for Air Head." He explained and then the portrait hole closed.

These Americans were going to have to explain a lot. And I seriously mean a lot. Air Head? What?

A/N sorry if it's crappy, and of the reaction wasn't what you expected. But idk if you noticed, both Harry and Ron have said, 'these Americans were going to have to explain a lot' at the end. That's gonna happen again.

And now bye

Hunter out