AN: The first time I had Bra talk I put Daddy without thinking. Then I couldn't remember if she called Vegeta daddy or papa. I had her keep saying daddy since I wasn't sure. I decided to start saying papa now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball GT.
"We have Vegeta with 37 points, Goku with 28 points, Bulma with 27 points, Trunks and Mr. Satan with 26 points, Goten with 25 points, Gohan and Majin Buu with 21 points, Future Trunks, Chichi, Videl, Master Roshi, and Oolong with 20 points, Krillin with 18 points, 18, Piccolo and Launch with 16 points, and Maron, Future Gohan, Future Bulma, and Bills with 15 points. Piccolo, we would like to know what it was like having a driving instructor with road rage?"
"Awful. I try to stay calm by meditating but it was impossible to find peace with this woman. She was insane. She barely even let me drive. It was more an angry demonstration than anything. She would go so fast and then slam on the breaks that sometimes I thought I was going to fall out of the car. It took two days of meditation before I was completely calm again."
"Goku, is it true that you have character development?"
"Hey, that's not very nice! I do too have character development. I'm way smarter than I was in Dragon Ball."
"I'll agree with that. But have you developed at all in Z?"
"Uh," Goku was lost in thought at this. "I got a lot stronger."
"That's not what I mean Goku. Have any of your values changed or anything like that?"
"I don't think so. Why?" Goku asked stupidly.
"And there we have it Ladies and Gentlemen; Goku is the same man out for a fight who cares for his friends and family from afar." The Announcer announced to the entire crowd.
"Master Roshi, how did you first get into dirty magazines?"
"It was back when I was very young. I saw my father leaving the bathroom with a huge grin. Curious as to what would make him so happy I went in to investigate. At first nothing seemed different than usual but after searching more thoroughly I found a magazine peeking from just behind the toilet. What I saw within those pages changed my life forever. Hehe. Let me tell you those girls sure had some big-" Chichi swatted him with her frying pan.
"Such indecency!" She shook with disgust.
"Bra, what is your favorite game to play?"
"My favorite is playing dollies with Papa. I make a big castle for Barbie and her friends. Then Papa always makes a monster alien doll destroy the castle. Then Super Saiyan Ken comes to Barbie's rescue. He tells Barbie to run but she never does. Instead she tries to get a closer look at the alien. Barbie and Ken argue and Ken threatens not to save Barbie. He always saves her anyway. Then they kiss!" Bra clapped her hands and giggled at her last comment. "Oh course I make them kiss not Papa. Sometimes Papa even puts ketchup on them to make blood. Once Trunks came in when they were covered in ketchup and he found it cool. He played with us that day."
"That's all I've got for today folks!"
