DJG: "I'm spoiling you guys. I blew off my friend who wanted me to go see 'Vampires Suck' with her so I could type out another chap you guys don't need."

Muse: *runs in, throwing confetti and cheering*

DJG: "…you're too early, Muse. I haven't told them yet."

Muse: "Gotcha. Be back in five." *leaves*

DJG: "The thing we're celebrating is…*drum roll* We have finally hit 1000 hits this month! GO ME!"

Muse: *pokes head in* "Is it time, yet?"

DJG: "Go for it."

Muse: "YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYY! You guys are awesome!"

DJG: "Let's keep those numbers up and post the darn chapter already."

Muse: *sticks tongue out* "Nyaah!"

It was a normal day at Duel Academy. So, naturally, all the main characters decided to blow off classes and go to the beach. Since every YGO GX story on the friggin' planet has a beach scene. Even though most of the are Judai-related mpregs…but I'm off topic. All of the characters had swimsuit colors that ttly matched their personalities. So, naturally, Jesse had turquoise trunks, Chazz has black trunks, and-whoa, whoa whoa. Hold the phone here. Muse! What are you doing! I paused the story. This isn't funny. Everyone knows what freakin' color swimsuits everyone is gonna have. So? That's the funny part! Nope. Nuh uh. Not gonna believe it. Whadaya mean! I'm taking over the story. Get back in your closet. *punts DJG to closet* I'll let you out when you get 40 reviews. AKA, never. *sobs from closet* That was low, even for you!

Okay, okay, swimsuit colors. Yeah. Jesse had a yellow and neon purple Speedo. Chazz had hot pink trunks with little Ojama Yellows on them. Alexis was wearing a neon orange bathing suit with black and another pukingly glorious color that doesn't match black and orange. How about neon green and yellow? And…Jaden had an awesome green bikini on, since everyone writes him as the girl in the relationship. Yeah…oh, and Blair had an invisible swimsuit on.

Then Aster, Zane, and Atticus ran by, fully clothed, hauling butt as they got chased by what very well may be the hugest collection of fangirls (and some fan boys O.o) in existence. "Lyke, run away, doods!" Atticus squealed masculinely and surfishly. Zane was just following them because he had already fulfilled his quota of angsting for the day. Aster tried using the classic 'I'm too cool to run away from fangirls' argument, but then he got molested by a fanboy, and that made the rest of them riot. Thus, the picture all the main characters saw came to be. The three seniors ran by, and Atticus, as payback for tripping him, pulled Jesse into the crowd of fangirls. The result was instantaneous.

All the fangirls exploded as soon as they touched him. One girl, who was in the middle of tattooing her number on his shoulder had her head removed from her shoulders. Everyone looked at Jaden in horror. "How the crap did you do that?" Jesse squeaked as intestines rained from the heavens above. "Easy! 90% of those fangirls were Mary-Sues and Self-Inserts in disguise. 'Member? Jaden + Mary-Sues = Super Jaden."

"Ohhhh." Everyone said, not getting it at all. Chazz snickered. "Dude, I can't take you seriously in that bikini…" He ruffled his manly pink trunks. Jaden twitched. "Oh, NO!" Blair screamed, making an appearance. "Jaden buried Moonfire Rainbow Heaven Angel Starlight Crystal Oreo Custard Hardee's McDonald's Queen, otherwise known as Yu-Gi-Oh GX's sexiest character, even sexier than Dark Magician Girl close to here the first time! There's still leftover Mary-Sue residue in the grave!" Chazz looked at Jaden with fear in his eyes. "Oh, BLEEP."

DJG: *from inside closet* "Thanks to Anime Akane for this week's (early) chapter idea!"

Muse: "I've already got the next chap half done. Preview! Below! I'm really cool and I put the link for the preview at the bottom of this page! It's green, and says 'review this story' on it, which is code for:

Right

Elephants

Vice Principal

Interview

Emus

With

Tonsillitis

Human

Intercourse

Still

Stops

Tiny

Orthodontists

Really

Yucky.

Which is code for: Link to preview!"

DJG: "You are so full of-"

Muse: "Ah, ah, AH! Remember the rating!"

DJG: "Bleep the bleep rating! Bleep you, you stupid bleep!"

DJG: "Here's the real preview:"

The lone figure stepped over the hill, overlooking Duel Academy. The fiery light coming from the volcano cast eerie shadows over the forest. The male figure glared at the far-away Slifer Dorm, and said in a low voice: "Mark my words, Yuki, you'll pay for what you did to my sister." A nearby fangirl melted from all the drama. The figure ignored her, and began the long trek to the campus of duel Academy.