As promised, here's a Christmas chapter! Please enjoy! Special thanks to Peeta-chu for some more amazing ideas! And for those who celebrate it, have a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukah!
Dear Diary,
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO THE DISTRICT 12 MALL! YESSSSS!
So, Santa...greatest person alive...ever. Sorry Katniss, but he's even better then you! I can't believe I just wrote that...I'm going to the mall tomorrow to tell him what I want for Christmas, and, you will never guess what that is!
Katniss, you say? How'd you know! But I will admit, I am quite nervous to be meeting such a huge celebrity. Wish me luck!
-PEETA
Dear Diary,
I am ashamed, so disappointed with myself.
I got to the mall, and guess who was in line in front of me? KATNISS! Well, with Prim, but still! So, I chatted it up a bit with her, than she got pretty angry. She started screaming that she hasn't gotten any holiday shopping done and that I should just leave her alone! WELL!
But then I saw Delly! Yaaay! She is like, my best friend! We talked a while and then I told her to go away because she was wasting my Katniss time with her pointless life.
But when I turned around, Katniss was walking away with Prim! Bummer. But it was my turn to sit on Santa's lap! So I was about to tell him what I wanted, when Katniss turned around and smiled at me, might have even giggled! She must really like me! But then I looked and saw that she was looking at Gale! GOSH!
I must have gotten really excited, and not noticed, because when I got back to the real world, I was face first on the floor! I looked to see some liquid on Santa and myself. I might have, maybe...peed, MAYBE. I'm still not sure, but it was probably some other kid.
So then, everyone started to laugh and Santa walked up to me. I was so excited! Then he whispered in my ear,
"Grow up kid." And then he showed me his middle finger.
So I started to run away while then other kids were pointing at me and yelling, "Peeeeeeeee-ta!" I am very, very ashamed.
-PEETA
P.S. - I am finished with my Gale costume! Mwahahaha!
Awww poor Peeta! Has anybody else had a bad Christmas experience? Just curious, don't have to answer.
