Well... Finally, back to normal chapters...
Which reminds me: I bought a bunch of books today!
...What? I like books!
Big whoop want to fight about it? (I do not own this line)

ONWARDS!! ( I do however use this)


Hakkyou is reading a book while all of the starfox crew are making snide jokes at him that could possibly have ties with their lack of mention in the previous show. Hakkyou is too busy with the book to notice.

HEY! ALL OF YOU! THE SHOW IS BEGUN AND THE AUDIENCE WAITING! GO...ENTERTAAAIIIIN!!!!!

Falco: Captain Falcon?!

Fox: Falcon?!-

Captain: PAWWNCH!!! (Captain Falcon Falcon PAWWNCHES Slippy into one of their many televisions)

Falco:

Hitomi no oku ga boyake te mie nai
kokoro no soko no kimochi wa aru no ?

sekai no subete wo te ni shi ta toshite mo
sore ga anata no shiawase na no ?

Why kodoku na sora wo miageru no ?
Why waratte mise te yo

kotoba ni suru no ga heta na
anata no seikaku wakaru kara

Falco continues to sing Why by (1)Ayaka, all of the others staring in confusion.

Hakkyou: (sigh) Guess I can't ignore you now...(snaps the book shut)

Wolf: Finally....Douchebag...

Hakkyou: Har har har. Anyways... I've thought of an idea.

Wolf: Ho ho! Another one! So soon? Don't want ot tire your brain from all of this strenuous thinking, do you?

Hakkyou: I'll kill you. I'll have you rape by a rhinoceros, stabbed in the duodena, tied to seven trees, and finally, I'll kill you in the slowest way I can think of.

Wolf: No...you can't mean...

Hakkyou: yes. I do. The most evil and indestructible force of nature to have walk...Well, they don't really walk, they just glomp around the place...this earth...Or fanfiction, to be more precise: Fangirls.

An eerie silence ensued.

Hakkyou: And now that I have your full, and albeit petrified, attention: here's the plan.

Hakkyou: For this chapter, you are all going to ask each other ONE question. This means you each get eleven questions. And if I'm wrong, then who cares; I'm horrible at math anyhow. And if you don't answer a question, you must undergo a punishment. The punishment, for not answering can be anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything.

Fox: one thing.

Hakkyou:?

Fox: Can we all ask you a question?-

Hakkyou: No.

Fox: Why not?!

Falco: Yeah, it's only fair compensation for us being humiliated all the time!!

Krystal: Yeah!

Panther: Panther says yes.

Wolf: Why do you always have to say-

Panther: PANTHER SPEAKS UPON THE GREAT PANTHERS BEHALF.

Leon: Kneel, eh? Eh? (Elbowing Bill in the ribs)

The two begin laughing. And so, a beautiful friendship was born, that probably will not be born many other times, because even that was an accident. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

A general amount of (2)rabble rousing rose from the crew, while the crowds mostly went "Awww snap!" for no reason apparently.

Hakkyou: I am trying to bring a change to this fanfiction. An ideal fanfic. (Commence Low of Solipsism from Deathnote.)

Falco: Eh?

Hakkyou: Just kidding!

Falco: Harumph!

Hakkyou: And to answer you (3)elicit ensuing enquirers, you can actually ask me one question, but all of you must decide on the one...And plus, you all woudn't shut up about it...

Bill: Aw'right!

Fay: Victory!!

Peppy: In my day, we'd shout (4)"HEIL!" not victory! Kids these days...

Hakkyou: So, get to asking each other your questions. I'll just be over here, reading. Tell me when you're all done.

Hakkyou sat down and engrossed himself in the book.

Fox: Hmm...Well, who's gonna ask the questions first? Personally, I think it should be-

Falco: Me!

Wolf: Me, obviously.

Katt: Me, no questions asked.

Slippy:...I'm kinda nervous...Me?

Krystal: I kinda like the idea: me!

Bill: Me. Just for fun.

Peppy:zzz...

Fay: Me! After all, I've barely gotten any attention!

Panther: Panther has agreed with Panther that Panther should go first. Although Panther would have greatly enjoyed being first to Panther for once...

Leon: FOOLS!! YOU SHAL KNEEL BEFORE THE GREAT LEON!!!...Who, coincidentally, is indeed going first.

Fox:...Slippy.

Slippy:...Wh-what?!

All of them stared open-mouthed at Fox, who simply shrugged.

Panther began to clap. The audience slowly began to clap, and then even the starfox crew joined in (Excepting a few extremely confused people: Wolf, Falco, Krystal, and even Slippy himself)

Hakkyou: The decision is made. None can turn back now; the game has begun.

Fox:...What?! GAME?!

Hakkyou: Hm? What? No, not like him!!... Besides, I was his downfall... Kinda... What i meant was: Start questioning. This might be interesting.

Fay: C'mon, Slippy! Ask Leon first...

Krystal: No! Ask Fox if he loves me!

Slippy:....Er...Uh...Um...PANTHER!!

Number One:Panther

Panther:!

Slippy:uh...To Panther: Have you ever been raped?

Panther: Why of course not..Panther hasn't...Panther..Panther...(Panther begins to cry, like the over sized Panther that he is. What?!)

Fox:..Errrrr......Oookaaayyy.....

Panther: Panther couldn't do anything! Panther was too weak...Panther...was the reason Panther was raped...Which is why I am now Panther, not that despicable creature that is Panther. That is a Panther long dead to Panther.

Falco: My brain hurts...

Slippy: Wow...I know what it feels like to be a reader now! Well, next one!

Wolf: he sure got confident fast.

Fox: Yeah...He'll be complaining about bogies any minute now, just watch.

Wolf looked at Fox in confusion

Wolf: And just what does all of this have to do with bogies?

Fox: Bogies? You know- Oh. that's what you're thinking. (sigh) You're really dense, Wolf.

Wolf: What?! I'm not dense!

Number Two:Krystal

Slippy: To Krystal: Are you a bounty hunter, who wears blueberry perfume? or or you a normal BLUE ANTHROPRMORPHIC vixen that wears blueberry scented perfume?

Krystal: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE- No, I'm just wearing bluebrrry perfume! Thanks for noticing!~

Fox: Hmm... She's not paying atten-

Krystal: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bill: (5)Whoah. (Looks right) It goes all the way off the screen! That's a long scream...

Number Three:Falco

Slippy: R-right... Erm.. To Falco: Why are you always such an arrogant douchebag?! i mean, seriously! I went to make a sandwich- the likes of which Krystal could never enjoy- and just as I took out the bread, you swiped it, yelled "HANDS OFF MY BREAD!!" ran off with it, and left me with two pieces of cheese, some meat and lettuce. Douche.

Falco: yeah, well, I know the kind of meat you were holding... lluullululululululululullululullll!11eleven!!one!!

ROB: No, this statement is completely incorrect. Only Fox is gay enough to hold that kind of meat. I merely would like to point out the fact that he is an animal that is bipedal, can talk, and to top it off, is gay. You don't find freaks like that often, and his being gay just adds to it.

Fox: ..._

Wolf: ...Gay? :(

Hakkyou: ...Excuse me? T_T

Wolf&Hakkyou: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! Huh? What?! FUCK YOU!! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!

Wolf: Heh! You couldn't kill him! Besides, I wanna tear him apart!

Hakkyou: Oh yeah?! I'll just have to beat you up first then!

Wolf: Good luck with that, shorty!-

Hakkyou: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A MINUSCULE ATOM ON THE SMALLEST PIECE OF DUST FLOATING AROUND IN A BEANSPROUT?!?!?!?!

Fox:...

Hakkyou: HEARTLESS INSULTS!!!

Wolf: HURTFUL COMEBACKS!!!

The two continue to fight, and are eventually ignored.

Falco: Whoah, I think Fox is broken...

Krystal: Fox..?

Fox:...That was mean...

Leon: Eh? Wha? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

Fox:...Peppy ate the last piece of cake! And I'd already called it...

Falco: We're ignoring you now.

Number Four:Bill

Slippy: Well...Never let something like that happen again...Moving on!...!... To Bill: You know in the first chapters how youw ere stripping? Why? Why would you? I'm pretty sure some people would have reacted badly, but apparently nothing happened...

Bill: (Grimacing) Shadow kinda took things into his own hands...

All: not going there.

Fox: Anything that guy takes into his own hands is usually.... well, I don't know the words to describe it...

Hakkyou: Yeah. He is special that way... No offense, though.

Number Five: Katt

Slippy: That one was pretty uneventful... To Katt: You know, you're pretty much as widly known a sex symbol for starfox as Krystal is; how does that affect you? Has it gone to your head?

Katt: Of course not! By the way, do you guys like my clothes? (All of the...straight men stared at her in awe. Why? Because she was wearing skimpy clothing, that's be why.)

Krystal: Oh yeah? You only wore tight clothes when you were introduced! I was wearing a bra and loin cloth!...Too bad I was rescued by a gay guy...

Number Six:Peppy

Slippy:..Right... Onto the next one....To Peppy: How was the cake? Did it taste better because you got the last piece?

Peppy's eyes began to twinkle with a light rarely seen. imagine Dumbledore, if you will.

Peppy: Ah, yes. It reminded me of waking up on the morning of the rising moon, its brilliant sliver glow bathing me in peace. Yes, Slippy. the cake was magnificent.

Fox: Hey! That's not fair! I even put a note on saying it's mine!-

Peppy: Shut up, youngin'! (Peppy proceeded to hit Fox over the head with Hakkyous book)

Fox: Ow! Wolf, help! I'm under attack from a giant rabbit that'll eat all of your cake!

Wolf: Fox?!

Fox: Don't bother with me.. It's too late...my cake...was...taken...destroy him...it's...our...only hope...blaraghaahgahgahgargh....

Fox stopped moving, about to laugh.

Wolf: Alright. I will- (Wolf noticed Peppy eating a piece of cake he'd been saving for later)

Wolf:...

Peppy: Nom nom nom...

Wolf:...

Peppy:Nom nom nom...

Wolf.. RUN EVERYONE!! IT'S TOO LATE FOR US!-

Peppy finished the cake.

Wolf: BALREARGHARARAHGAAHGARAAGHARGH!!!..(Wolf fell over)

Everyone run into the kitchen to protect their cake. All except for Hakkyou, who was staring coldly at Peppy.

Peppy: Whatsit, youngin'? Tell me, or I'll it yer cak too!

Hakkyou: I don't have any cake. But, you have my book. Hand it over, and no gets hurt.

Peppy: Eh? An' what if I wanna read it?

Hakyou: You can't.

Peppy: Why not?

Hakkyou: It. Is. Mine.

Peppy:I'm openin' it!

Hakkyou: No, you're not. (Hakkyou presses a button.)

Peppy: Eh?!- Kabloooom! Or something like that... exlpody sound affects? Sure.

Hakkyou catches the book, and continues from where he left off. Slowly, all of the cast come back into the room, while Fox and Wolf sit up, shaking their heads. The whole matter was quickly forgotten.

Number Seven:Fox

Slippy: Well Fox, your turn!

Fox: Oh, great. Just what I needed to see, your question! (Get it? Get it? What?! My genius is wasted here...)

Slippy: To Fox: Are you gay, or are you just pretending? I honestly can't tell for the life of me.

Fox: yes Slippy. As you have known for a few years now, I am gay.

Krystal: Wait, how does that work?

Fox: Well, we've been friends since we were kids, and I'm 21 now, soo....

Falco: Huh?! Only twenty one?! How does that work?! You're supposed to be around forty by the end of Command....

Hakkyou: Yeah... I guess I just decided to mesh all of the times together and reform it to my own liking. That's what a fanfictions supposed to be, right? Shaping a story in different ways so that it fits your pleasure and entertains those who read it?

Shadow: That's about right.

All of them look around, not seeing him. They soon gave up.

Number Eight: Fay

Slippy: To Fay: Where did you and Bill first meet?

Fay: Yay, I'm not last!

Wolf and Leon grumble.

Fay: Well, it was really weird, but we met on Fichina. For some reason, there was a base being attacked by invisible hippogriffs and I helped them out. Bill and I met when a Hippogriff that had escaped the radar attacked me from behind, and he shot it in the head-

Bill: I saw the footprints and guessed where the head would be-

Fay: And then we both stabbed it until we were sure it was dead. Ever since then, we've never been happier with each other.

Hakkyou: A truly bloody story...

Falco: I think I'm gonna puke...

Wolf: I've heard worse.

Leon: I've done worse.

Wolf: Where do you think I've heard worse?

Fox: Good points.. But all the same...

Krystal: Why were there invisible hippogriffs anyhow?

(6#1)Bill: Apparently, some race was being had, and hippogriffs were used as the means of vehicles.

(6#2)Fay: it was supposed to be in a virtual reality, but they need to take pictures of the invisible hippogriffs for the simulation.

(6#3)Wolf and Fox grimaced at each other.

Slippy: I've never heard of anything like that... hey Fox, you okay? You look sick...

Leon: Yeah, you look a little weird too, Wolf...

(6#4)Wolf&Fox: TJ.

Hakkyou: let's not get into the matter...

Number Nine:Leon

Leon: OH YEAH!!!

Wolf: OH COME ON!!!

Slippy: Sorry Wolf, but like me, Leon is green, so I picked him...

Falco: (sigh) Sometimes Slip, you never cease to amaze me...

Slippy: To Leon: Why do you wear such tight clothes?

Leon: I'm not the only one who does.

Slippy: That's true...

Slippy noted Wolf, Fox, Falco, Katt, Krystal, Panther, Panther, Fay, Bill, and even Peppy and himself to be wearing tight clothes aside from Leon.

Hakkyou: You're dodging the question.

Leon scowled.

Slippy: That's right! Why do you wear such skin tight clothes.

Leon: I'm not saying.

Wolf pointed his right index finger at Leon and took up an epic stance.

Wolf: Then you must suffer the consequences.

Leon: What's the worst that he could throw at me?

Slippy: You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest...

Falco: (sigh) So typical of him...

Slippy: With a herring!

Leon:...What?

Fox: Judgment has been passed.

Krystal: You must journey east, to the mighty forest of Bordhir, and chop down the mightiest tree in the forest.

Peppy: With Herring in hand you shall down...

Leon(Muttering): You've gotta be joking...

Slippy: The Wispy Willow.

Kirby: Hiiiii!

Wolf: (exhales) Lucky! That could've been me!

Leon: Yeah well, don't count your fowl until you've shot them into a blooming rain of destruction.

Falco: Aaaawkward.

Leon(Grumbling): I'll see you guys later...Taxi! TAXI!!

Number Ten: Wolf

Wolf: Okay, I'm ready! Give me your best shot!

Slippy: Are you sure?-

Wolf: I don't care what rock you crawled out from- bring it!

Slippy: Rock?! That's insulting!! I'm gonna get you for that...

Wolf: Nothing you can dish out that I can't take care of.

Slippy: TO WOLF!!!: Whatever happened to your right eye? We've heard Shadows account, but we haven't heard yours...From this dimension, anyhow.

Wolf: really? That's all? Man, my eye's almost as Krystal being a bounty Huntress-

Krystal: UNEXPLAINED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bill: Yep. That's another screen leaving scream...(nods)

Falco: Hey! Set him up with a lie detector!

Slippy: Niiiice!

One lie detector later...

Wolf: All right. The way I lost my eye is.... I didn't lose my eye.

Slippy:...

Falco:...

Fox: Hey! The line's going straight! That means he's telling the truth!

Falco: yeah.. But.. But he's gay! And since he's gay, straight is crooked to him!

Even Peppy could tell he was lying.

Bill: That's pretty discriminatory... But it does kinda make sense...

All agreed (Albeit a Hakkyou who refused to acknowledge them and a very glum Fox. Wolf was simply livid and yelling a few choice words.)

Falco: Right! Since the line is going straight!-

Fox: (Pointing at the sheet of paper) It's going all over the place now.

Indeed, the line was going criss-crossed and sometimes just diagonally.

Falco stared at it with his mouth open.

Wolf: I didn't lose an eye. It's just a scar, and the eye patch is just a trick. And the electric eye is just for aerial combat. Although it does scan stuff...

Fox: What kind of trick?

Wolf: Sorry, I don't have to answer that.

Hakkyou closed his book with a snap.

Hakkyou: Well, that ends this new installation. We will be holding these one characters randomly, and each will bring out very personal aspects of the characters. We here at Answers! hope that you'll continue to contribute to our clever show, and send in more questions! I would also like to take the time to tell you that I will hold a poll for who the next questioning charcter will be. once again: Thank you for tuning in, and see you again next time!

The lights on the stage fade away while the entire crew walks off, while the audience goes mad, some even foaming at the mouth. The words, Sayonara, Bitches appeared on the large screens that were magically- sorry- scientifically floating around.


That took a lot more time than I thought it would.
As explained, this will happen randomly, but after I've gotten enough votes for the next character who questions the others. Also, send in to the characters what you think the final question (for me) should be. Send all of your normal questions as well, but dont' forget: a good chapter is produced by reviews. Espescially when you're running a faniction that needs reviews so the questions can be answered..T3T

PS.~ I made a few notes, and they're just things I'd like to point out. here they are:

(1):Why is a popular song made by Ayaka. It was used in Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII when Zack died to save CLoud. This, of course, made it even more popular.

(2):Don't you just love alliteration?

(3):Alliteration really is fun to use...

(4):I don't mean anything by it. I personally think the Germans are amazing. I mean, Adolf Hitler practically took over an entire counrty on his own. (He did have armies, but you know what I mean). But I'm not Neo-Nazi either. Just saying, some people should be recognized for their talent, and that includes world domination.

(5):I'm not sure whether or not I'm spelling whoah right... Help?

(6, Numbers 1, 2 and 3): Read the story McBrawled in the Super Smash Bros. section. You'll have a laugh and find out what i mean by invisible hippogriffs. If you don't mind some more Fox/Wolf, that is...It's light, so no worries. Hope you don't mind me referencing it SerpentPanda!

Later.