Oh man, I feel like I'm floating on a fluffy soft cloud. I stood up all night again, It's been at least three weeks since Elizabeth's great adventure and Ciel still hasn't apologized or thanked me. So! As revenge I've been staying up all night making noise, and if I wasn't doing that, I was eating all the food in the kitchen, Or making Sebastian's job harder by messing with him or playing with his cats while he has work to do. Which by the way causes me to leave cat hair everywhere, poor Ciel.
Win-Win for Aniase.
If anyone plays with his cats he just gets ridiculously jealous and yandere over them, and the best thing about that is that he can't rat me out because he isn't supposed to have cats anyway.
Right now I'm just laying on my nice warm bed reading some random fiction book I got from Ciel's library, and I have a guest with me tonight. One of Sebastian's newest kittens who is laying on a pillow in front of me. I had a wall of food surrounding me that I like to call the munchies quencher barrier, cause I been smokin!
Actually I think it's almost time for Ciel to wake up, Which is around six in the morning. Sebastian came in here many times throughout the night trying to take back the kitten, but every time he made a move I would scream my ass off waking up Ciel and the rest of the household in the process. Ciel came in here once and yelled "Shut up you dense girl!''. All I did was turn a page in my book and tell him Sebastian tried to have a threesome with me and the kitten.
So Sebastian got in trouble.
"You think Pookie is still mad?,'' I asked Lance, Yes! I named the kitten Lance!
He tiredly licked my finger before falling back asleep, I rubbed his stomach before turning back to my book. This was my fifth book, It's about a homeless boy who is raised by dog in Russia. It's the best book ever, "The Dogs of Winter".
After another quiet hour I decided it was time to visit Ciel's bedroom, He has to be awake now. I closed the book and put Lance in his nice comfy corner of the room that was secured by walls of pillows and couple of books. I walked to Ciel's room and opened the door and smiled at Ciel, He glared at me before he took a sip of his tea.
This was our- Well MY morning routine as of late, Read a few books, spend time in Ciel's room before he kicks me out, then our day begins.
"Sup Munchkin, How'd ya sleep?,'' I asked jumping onto the bed, Ke kicked me with his foot and held up his newspaper. "Not much thanks to you and Sebastian,'' He grumbled, Sebastian glared at me and mouthed "I'm going to kill you". I blinked at him and took a scone from Ciel's breakfast cart and took a bite from it.
Well at least I know my plans for today. Cling to Ciel for dear life.
"Sorry but your butler is out of control man, especially when your not around. He scared me so much,'' I said throwing a smirk at Pookie, Ciel gave Sebastian a look before sipping his tea. "I highly doubt Sebastian made a move on you,'' he said inspecting his nails.
Wait a fuck mothering minute! I know that look! I know that fucking look! That is the resting btich face of a bitch who is confronting the side hoe! Wait...I'm not the side hoe. WAIT! Is Ciel?..
"YOU AND SEBASTIAN BE FUCKING!,'' I screamed pointing an accusing finger at Ciel with a dramatic look, Ciel's eye widened as he blushed. Oh that sold it!
"I can't believe you guys are boning! I know fucking knew it! That would explain the so called 'Workers' at night too! What the hell?! Why didn't you let me in on this?!,'' I yelled as I grabbed Ciel's shoulders and shook him.
"Why would I tell you?! You're reacting exactly how I thought you would!,'' He exclaimed pushing me away, I laughed and hugged the shit out of him. "Fuck society! I don't give a shit, Dude! I'm happy you have found solace in Pookie!,'' I chirped, He blinked and looked at Pookie, Sebastian shrugged in response.
"So...You're...Not disgusted or revolted?,'' Ciel hesitantly.
Okay seriously, Down with society. How dare they put these horrible thoughts of being gay is wrong in this poor little boy's mind.
I crossed my legs and shook my head, "Why would I be disgusted? In the future gays are accepted as equals and it's even encouraged. Honestly I don't see why you're so worried about what others will think about you, they don't pay your bills Honey,'' I said with a grin. Ciel let out a small sigh of relief and sat back leaning on his pillow again looking way a lot more better, Sebastian smacked the back of my head causing me to yell.
"OW!,''
"you deserved that,'' He stated, I opened my mouth to say something but found myself agreeing with him.
Well, after that whole...thing, I finally allowed Sebastian to take his kitten back, But not without having a firm argument about what he was going to be called.
"His name is Lance"
"excuse me?''
"Lance, His name is Lance"
"I'm sorry, I don't remember naming him that"
"Well I took the liberty of naming him myself"
"...I'm not calling him Lance"
"What are you gonna call him?! Kitten for the rest of his baby years! Then move on to calling him Cat or some other adjective like you do with all your other cats!?"
"I do not care what you think, I'm not calling him that"
"I'm telling Ciel"
"..."
"..."
"Fine"
Best arguement ever.
Breakfast was the norm, Me swapping Ciel's breakfast and eating it all before he noticed.
"Can you stop doing that! I'd like to eat my breakfast in peace without having to strain my voice to yell at you for it to just go in one ear and out the other!,'' He yelled slamming his fists on the table, I laughed and gulped down my orange juice. "Then don't yel-
"It's how I deal with my anger!,''.
Things got really interesting when Ciel's dance tutor showed up, I answered the door before Sebastian causing him the have a mental breakdown. "HI MISS!,'' I screamed waving my arms around like a maniac, Sebastian tackled me and held me hostage in his arms covering my mouth.
"I apologize on behalf of Aniase, The young master is still training her. Please do come in,'' He said quickly, The lady gave me a pitiful smile before walking in. "It's quite alright, I hate seeing these poor people suffer with that dreadful disease Autism. That why I donate what I can for the mentally retarded charity,'' She said.
I grunted and tried wiggling out of Sebastian's clutches, How dare she call me mentally retarded! I am very smart! "Yes of course, You are a generous woman. I shall lead you to where my master is at once,'' Sebastian stated squeezing me tighter, This motherfucker...
Once the lady was out of ear shot Sebastian let me go and spun me around to face him and gave me a disapproving look, "What is your problem? Can't we go one day without you acting like a total nut?,'' He scolded, I blinked at him but said nothing. He sighed and tucked me under his arm like a binder, "There's no helping it..You'll have to stay with me until the young master's lessons are through,'' He said to himself.
I remained quiet and stiff as a board so I wouldn't fall.
"uh..S-Sebastian...She hasn't said anything in a long time now..Is something wrong with her?,'' Meyrin stuttered out looking at me with worry written on her face, Sebastian huffed to himself muttering. "As a matter of fact there is,''.
I fucking heard that.
He wiped his hands on his apron and bent down to get a better look at me, "Aniase are you alright? Do you require anything? Anything at all?,'' He asked as if asking was a chore, He waved his gloved hand in my face a few times before rolling his eyes and sighing.
"What's wrong with her?!,'' Bard yelled waving his arms around, Finny stood close to Meyrin with a scare cute pouting face. Damn, Finny is putting me to shame with that puppy eye game.
"It's probably nothing of that much importance,'' Sebastian replied picking me up with ease, He patted my head and waited for a response. "Would you like a piece of cake? I'll give you a nice big piece,'' He said with a smile, He was tempting me. And it was working pretty well..
But I am stronger than him!
"Maybe if we throw water on her she'll unfreeze or something?,'' Finny suggested scratching his head, Sebastian sighed and shook his head before handing me over to Bard. "I have to serve the young master his afternoon tea, I can't deal with this right now. I leave her to you three,'' He said before walking out the kitchen with the cart of food.
Once Sebastian was gone Bard looked at me warily before tossing me to Finny who ducked, Meyrin caught me with a high pitched yelp. She dropped me onto the floor and scurried away.
Oh this will be fun.
Meyrin, Bard, and Finny had no such luck cracking my mojo, I stayed a statue effortlessly. They were no match for me! At some point Meyrin spilled water on me, to scare them I made an angry face causing them to lose their marbles.
"Meyrin! You made it worse!,'' Bard yelled, Finny hid behind a large crate of flour with a tin bowl and spatula as some sort of protection while Meyrin was busy hyperventilating in the corner.
Sebastian finally walked back into the kitchen with the cart empty of food and stopped at th door way looking at the chaos before him and sighed. "I see you three were not able to fix her. No worries, I'll just put her to bed for the rest of the day,'' He stated tugging his gloves on tighter, My eyes widened. Sebastian reached for me but I quickly dodged his hands and ran outside through the kitchen's back door.
I don't want to go to bed early, I ain't no child fool!
Sighing happily I watched as the white smoke left my mouth and blew away into the air, I fell back onto the grass and giggled to myself. Sebastian didn't follow me out the door which meant he probably had butler stuff to do, that was fine with me. I had things to do too, like smoking.
"Aniase?,'' I squealed fumbling with Norman before turning around to see Sebastian standing above me in all his dark demon glory, I laughed and waved. He smiled back, "I see you are smoking again,'' He said.
"Hehe..yeah. I was bored and there's really nothing to do here besides read annoy you guys,'' I said before coughing, I lifted up Norman to my lips and light the bowl. Sebastian hummed before kneeling down beside me and clearing his throat.
"Aniase, you have been here for quite sometime now and I will admit I have been keeping a close eye on you. And while I have realized you are of no threat and the young master seemed to take a small liking to you, you are still raising a few questions,'' He said in a more serious tone than before, I halted and set down Norman before turning to face Sebastian with a frown.
What the hell man? I haven't done anything wrong to deserve any doubting suspicion but it looks like that isn't enough for old asshole Sebastian. I sighed before carefully setting down Norman and turning my whole body to him and gave him a serious look.
"What did I do now?,'' I sighed, He looked confused before laughing. "Aniase you are in no trouble and no one is cross with you. The young master is just concerned about you not seeming to care about your whereabouts, don't you care about getting back home?,'' He asked furrowing his brows, I blinked before scratching my head sheepishly.
"Ahhhh I knew this was coming...Look, While I loved living in the future and having wifi and all that jazz I think here is better. I'm not going into the details about my home life or whatever, but I just feel as though I was brought here for a reason, and I'm not going to waste the time I have here. Its better to enjoy the moment than worry about the future,'' I said before grinning, Sebastian sighed.
"Are you sure? The young master would be more than happy to help you find your way back home, as an apology and gift for saving Lady Elizabeth,'' He said, I scrunched up my nose and shook my head.
"Hell no, I'm not going back to no Donald Trump infected world that's about to blow. Sorry Sebastian but I think I'll stay here with you guys, You guys are pretty cool and I like it here. It's better here than where I was, You would think so too if you lived back there..In the future,' I said smiling a sad smile.
Sebastian looked as though he was in deep thought before smiling back at me and nodding, "I understand. Well, the young master has requested both of our presence,'' He said standing up to his full height. I groaned at the pain in my neck and held out my hand, Sebastian bent down and swiftly lifted me off the ground and handed me Norman before moving me towards the manor.
I followed Sebastian close to his side smoking the rest of my bowl as we walked, Once we were at Ciel's office door I handed Norman to Sebastian before running into the room yelling.
"Ciel! I have missed you my sweet British boy!,'' I yelled as I grabbed him out of his chair and choked him in a death hug, He yelled and tried to push me off but I held on tight. Sebastian sighed before making his way over to us and pulling us apart, Ciel glared at me as I smiled at him.
"You're ridiculous,'' He huffed as he straighten out his suit, I laughed and flopped on the armchair across from him. "yeah but you love me,'' I said pointing a finger at him, He huffed and crossed his arms before sitting back down in his chair. Sebastian stood next to me still holding Norman.
"So, Munchkin. What was it that you wanted to talk about? Love advice? sex? How to dump your future wife for your butler who also happens to be your future murderer? How ab-
"Enough Aniase, Dont even finish that next sentence,'' Ciel snapped giving me a firm glare, I giggled before miming a zipper over my mouth. Ciel shook his head before sighing, "Anyway, There's been a string of attacks on Anglo-Indians in the city so we need to relocate to my townhouse to investigate,'' He said sliding a stack of papers across the desk towards me. I immediately sat up and grabbed the stack and flipped through them excitedly with a large grin, I laughed out loud and jumped up.
"Oh hell yeah! Now this is more like it! It's about to ger spicy 'round here folks!,'' I yelled throwing my fist in the air, The papers flew out of my other hand and fell onto the floor in a scattered mess. Ciel's glared made me stop and look at the ground.
"...Sorry,'' I laughed out, Sebastian rolled his eyes before quickly gathering all the papers and placing them neatly on the table, "Aniase can you tell me anything about the case?,'' Ciel asked folding his hands on the desk.
I kicked my feet onto the table and slouched in my chair, "You my friend, are about to meet the Prince of Bengal..er India..whatever! Potato potato! He's an Indian prince and he is very important to the case! That's all I can say,'' I declared loudly, Sebastian and Ciel looked to me in confusion.
"Are you sure? Can't you reveal something a bit more?,'' Sebastian asked leaning in, I scoffed and shook my head. "If you guys think I'm gonna do the whole butterfly effect and destroy the world you're dead wrong, I change one little thing and I could fuck up the w-,''
"Yes yes, The whole universe I know,'' Ciel sighed looking disappointed, I looked at him offering him an apologetic smile. "Hey man, If anything comes up that I can tell you I will. you can trust me,'' I said shrugging my shoulders, Sebastian looked at me and then to Ciel as Ciel stared at me with a piercing gaze. He made me slightly uncomfortable.
"I know I can trust you, Both you and Sebastian,'' He said plainly before leaning back in his chair, I closed my eyes and silently cheered to myself, Ciel trusts me. This is all I ever wanted in life. I sniffed before hopping over the desk and grabbing Ciel in a hug, "Aw Ciel! I love you too! I will always be there for youuu!,'' I cried out. He groaned before pushing me off.
"Why don't you go accompany Sebastian in getting ready for our departure to the city, I'm sure you wouldn't want Sebastian to pick out your clothes,'' He said causing me to gasp, I screamed as I ran out the door.
Aint no way Sebastian is choosing my outfits for the week, His fashion sense sucks. I barged into my room and quickly ran to my closet, Sebastian was already inside laughing at my distress.
"And what is so wrong with my taste in fashion Aniase? I do believe I have impeccable taste for fashion,'' he said carrying a large trunk over to the bed.
He laid it down and opened it up. I snorted as I carried two of dresses before laying them on the bed, "No you don't, I've learned over the past few weeks that I've been with you two that you both have disgusting choices as far as women's fashion goes,'' I said walking back over to my closet, I picked up my trousers and dress shirts and threw them behind me.
Sebastian chuckled catching the clothes,''Well that comes to a surprise, I thought at least the young master was okay in that aspect,'' He said as he folding all of my clothes neatly into the trunk. I laughed throwing back two more dresses and a pair of shoes, "Remember that green dress he got me last week?,'' I asked with a smirk.
Sebastian sighed shaking his head, "How could I not? You've made your point,'' He said prompting ending our conversation at that, I threw back another pair of shoes and more trousers and shirts before clapping my hands. I jumped up grabbing my sunhat and glasses before tossing them to Sebastian, I grabbed a couple of hair pins and my silver comb and tossed them to back.
"Aniase I must ask you a question,'' Sebastian said after a long silence, I hummed still rummaging through my closet. "Every time you talk of the future you talk of it as though you talk of an enemy, You describe it as hell and some place not worth living in,'' He said, I threw in my bag of weed along with my dead phone and laid on the bed in front of him and sighed.
"Yup, The future is shit,'' I chirped stilling smiling, Sebastian frowned closing the trunk that was now packed full of my clothes. "As you've said before, Is that why you don't want to go back? It is still your home, What about your parents?,'' He asked handing me back Norman, I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"My dad is MIA and the birth vessel is a bitch most of the time,'' I shrugged, fiddling with my fingers I looked up at him watching his reaction. Of course he didn't show any interest in what I said but knowing Sebastian I said nothing else, He hummed as if thinking about what I had said.
"Well that is unfortunate,'' He finally said after a pregnant pause, I snorted pushing myself off the bed before heading towards the door. "Yeah it is, anyway..tell the munchkin I'll be in the library if he needs me,'' I said before closing the door leaving no room for argument, knowing that demon he'd probably try and get me to work.
Gross.
Sighing I turned the page of my book and sat back further into the comfy armchair, The fireplace was lit creating a nice warm glow in the otherwise dark room. I couldn't find a hair tie to wrap my hair in so I settled for pinning my hair up with a silver clip, Ciel gave it to me complaining about how he hates seeing my hair everywhere.
It's not my fault I'm part cat.
It was way past lunchtime by the the third book and the sun was starting to set, Now the sun is almost gone. I looked out the window before shutting the book and getting up, Pluto was busy chewing his leg in the back courtyard. Why that dog likes to chew on himself is beyond me but It's funny to watch, It's like dog yoga.
But with blood.
The door behind me suddenly opened, I turned around and smiled at Sebastian, "Aniase, Dinner is ready now,'' He said holding a candle holder in his hand. I forgot what they were called, I cheered and ran past him towards the dining room.
"Dinner! I hope it's live octopus!,'' I yelled before hopping onto the chair, I quickly fell off landing on my back. Ciel sighed dropping his fork, "Why?,''.
I laughed before carefully picking the chair back and up sitting down with a smile, I awed at my plate rubbing my hands together. Tonight Sebastian graced me with a good looking steak with mashed potatoes and green beans, I guess he took my advice on American food.
"Pookie this looks...So incredibly American, I can feel the freedom and diabetes,'' I said clenching my fists, Ciel looked confused and tilted his head slightly. "What on Earth are you talking about now?,'' He asked.
I stopped cutting through my steak and laughed, "Well my little man, America is the land of the free and home to the the diabetic! Yes more than seventy percent of our country is fat as fuck and yes we are ranked one hundred and twenty fifth in peace but! That hardly means a thing,'' I said with a shake of my head, I took a bite of steak. Sebastian and Ciel shared a confused look before sighing together, "I'll never understand you Americans,'' Ciel sighed.
I laughed before taking a gulp of my juice, Only It was wine. Sebastian may had made a mistake in the kitchen and gave me win instead, But then again, Sebastian is a demon and therefore is more than likely to remember that I can't have alcohol.
Especially after smoking.
Oh Well, If he won't say nothing then I won't say nothing either. I took another sip before eating more.
"Will you slow down! You're going to choke again and I don't feel like my stomach is strong enough to look at your...Puke,'' Ciel exclaimed, I groaned sitting back in my chair and crossed my arms. A bitch can't even eat here.
"Alright! Geez, You sound like my mom,'' I said rolling my eyes, Ciel huffed before taking a sip of his drink. "So, when are we gonna head over to HQ number two?,'' I asked leaning on top of the table, Sebastian lifted me up and tilted my head upward with a forced smile before going back to his original spot by Ciel. I kissed my lips rolling my eyes, I hate sitting up straight.
"We will leave in the morning, That way we will arrive at the scene of the recent crimes in the afternoon,'' He said looking bored, I hummed before taking another sip of my wine. I'm not sure what kind of win this is given that I'm not a wine expert but this is some good ass wine. I could probably drink a whole bottle of this stuff.
"Hey Pookie, could you hit a girl up with a refill,'' I said winking at Sebastian as I held up my empty glass, He nodded before taking the glass from my hand. He stopped examining the glass before sniffing it furrowing his brows.
"Dude...That's creepy,'' I pointed out, Ciel looked mildly concerned. Sebastian turned to me with a frown, "Well no sense in hiding it anymore, You drunk wine when you know you aren't allowed ,'' He said firmly placing the glass in front of me. I looked at him angry as his accusation and scoffed.
"Not my fault, It was in my glass and no one said anything so I didn't,'' I said smirking, Sebastian narrowed his eyes at me and took a step towards me. "Stop it both of you, I don't care if she drinks the whole wine cellar. I'm not in the mood,'' Ciel said standing from my seat looking incredibly annoyed. Sebastian opened his mouth to say something but quickly shut it as Ciel raised his hand.
"No, Just take me to bed,'' He snapped, Sebastian sighed before nodding. I snickered but went quiet as i caught Ciel's glare.
"And you"
"yes Sir!,''
"Go to bed early tonight, tha'ts an order,''
