Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS.

Warnings: Slash.

A/N: Enjoy!


Sólo Mío

Monday

"Hello, McGee residents, Raven McGee speaking"

"Hey mom"

"Timmy, my baby!"

"Mom not so loud"

"Sorry, but it's been so long!"

"It's been two weeks"

"That's still too long"

"Mom don't pout"

"I'm not"

"And don't whine"

"Fine"

"I called you because of a problem"

"You finally decided to kick James to the curve, and get it on with Gibbs, but don't know how to let James off easy?"

"….No"

"Then why did you call me?"

"I….um…I can't decide"

"Oh"

"Yeah, so could you help me, I mean how did you choose Dad?"

"He was the best in bed"

"Mom!"

"It's true"

A long sigh.

"Look sweetie, I can only give you advice, I can't make the choice for you. I choose your father because he sparked that passion in me, made me laugh, treated me like I was the most priceless treasure, and if either men make you feel that way or better than he is the one for you"

Silence.

"Thanks mom"

"You're welcome sweetie, quick question though"

"Yes?"

"Whose bigger?"

"MOM!"

Tuesday

"Maybe I should make a list"

"Woof!"

"Or I could just Eenie Meenie Minie Moe it"

"Woof!"

"Maybe I should call Abby"

"Woof!"

"Or maybe I should just move to the Arctic"

"Woof!"

"Are you just agreeing with me?"

"Woof!"

"You're useless"

Wednesday

"Call the Psychic hotline now, and we'll open your eyes"

"You think I should?"

"Grrrrrr"

"Right"

Thursday

"James, Jethro, James, Jethro, James, Jethro, James, Jethro, Jam-this isn't working, I'm running out of daisies"

Friday

"Jack! No come back, Jack!"

A sniff, doggy eyes looked over at his master.

"I'm not crying, I'm not! I just got something in my eyes!"

A doggy huff, before eyes went back to watching the Titanic.

Saturday

"James, Jethro, James, Jethro, James, Jethro, James, Jeth—I give up! Pack all your things boy, we're moving to the Arctic!"

"Woof!"

Sunday

"You know, maybe I shouldn't have taken that week off from work"

A loud doggy snore was his answer.

"I need a drink"

Monday

"Hello…James"


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