Title: How to keep a chick!

Rating: I'm gonna give this one an M…

Pairing: Lita/Trish… Ashley/Maria

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything or anyone… ermm… no one was harmed in the making on this fanfic… please don't sue me… please :-/

Summary: Sequel to "how to woo a chick again" which was the sequel to "how to woo a chick 101"… Ashley's acting kinda suspicious and Maria with the help of Amy tries to figure out what's going on… FEMSLASH… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't suggest you read this!

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"You said it yourself Maria… they weren't doing anything" Candice reminded her friend.

"Yeah… well… she shouldn't have been in our hotel room in the first place…" Maria said. She had gone out for a while earlier and came back only to see that Mickie was in her hotel room. Of course… she still had no evidence that Ashley was cheating on her because well… She and Mickie weren't doing anything but talking when she had walked in but still… it was kinda suspicious… "Besides… suppose they had done something before I walked in… and you know… they heard me coming or something…" Maria said.

"I doubt they would have been able to put all their clothes back on and look composed by the time you walked in…" Candice assured her.

"Well... what if they've been doing it for a long time now… and they're like really good at it…" Maria said; her voice laced with concern.

Candice sighed. Maria really did worry way too much.

"You barely have the time to see your girlfriend because of the brand schedules… I really doubt that Mickie has that kinda time…" Candice said. "Besides… I don't see the big deal here anyway… you guys should just have a threesome and be over with it…" She added.

"Oh yeah… what a great idea!" Maria said, obviously not amused. "And you know what… why don't you just join as well and we'll like have a… you know what... I don't even know the name for it…" She added, clearly letting Candice know that she found no humor in this situation.

Candice laughed.

"You know what… how about you just let the whole WWE roster join in and it'll be like a huge orgy…" She said, still laughing although she knew her friend wasn't laughing.

Maria didn't say anything which made Candice smile.

"I'm just kidding Maria… God!" She said; the smile still apparent in her voice. She couldn't help it… frankly she thought that Maria was taking this situation way too seriously… after all, she had absolutely no evidence that Ashley was cheating on her… and she had completely no evidence that it was even Mickie who Ashley was talking to on the phone the morning when she realized that Ashley had cleared her call log.

"Your… what is it? ... five month anniversary is coming up" Candice began but Maria cut her off.

"Seven month!" Maria corrected her.

"Well sorry that I don't remember everything about my friend's love life…" Candice said.

Maria rolled her eyes.

"I bet you remember anything I've ever told you about my sex life…" She countered.

Candice didn't even bother to respond to that.

"Anyway… so your seven month anniversary is coming up" Candice began again, putting emphasize on the word seven. "What are you planning on doing?" She asked.

"I don't know yet…" Maria admitted. She had been so caught up in this Mickie thing that she had forgotten to plan something.

"Well... why don't you go all out? You know… get candles and stuff and give her the best sex she's ever had… by the end of the night she'll be saying 'Mickie who?' " Candice suggested.

Maria frowned. She could help but think that maybe Candice was right… maybe if Ashley was cheating on her it was because she wasn't happy with their sex life.

"Fine…" Maria agreed to Candice's plan.

"Great… You and I can go and get everything you'll need tomorrow…" Candice said.

Maria sighed. She had a feeling she was going to regret this sooner or later.

She heard a beep on her phone and quickly looked at the caller ID.

"Amy's calling me…" She told Candice.

Candice made an irritated sound.

"Fine… call me back later" She said.

"Okay…" Maria agreed, flashing over to Amy's call on her phone.

"Hey Ames…" Maria greeted her friend.

"Hey Ria… you busy?" Amy asked. She always made a habit of asking the person on the phone if they were busy before they started talking.

"I was just talking to Candice…" Maria said.

Amy made a sound similar to the one that Candice had made when Maria had announced that Amy was calling her.

"So you're not busy" Amy said. It was no secret that she really didn't like Candice Michelle and frankly she found it hard to comprehend that Maria could even converse with her.

"Nope… not busy…" Maria affirmed. "So how are the wedding preparations?" She asked.

"Ermmm…" Amy hesitated for a moment. "Good… I guess" She answered.

Maria noted her hesitation.

"Trish is not gonna run away again is she?" She asked.

Amy laughed.

"No… I think I'm gonna be the one doing the running this time…" She joked. Although it was an obvious joke, Maria could tell there was some sort of truth behind it.

"What happened?" She asked.

"Short version?" Amy asked.

"Sure…" Maria said.

"Trish's mother wants me to wear this dress…" Amy began.

Maria knew exactly where this was going.

"How bad is it?" She asked.

Amy chuckled.

"Really bad!" She said.

"You know you're gonna have to tell her you don't like it right?" Maria said.

"Really? I was just planning on gaining a couple of pounds and then pretending it doesn't fit…" Amy said.

Maria chuckled.

"You're gonna have to tell her… sooner rather than later…" She said.

Amy sighed. She knew she was going to have to tell her… she just didn't want to hurt her feelings... and jeprodize their friendship… after all… it had taken like three years for Trish's mother to even agree to meet her... but Maria was right... she was going to have to tell her... sooner rather than later...

TBC… review please :-D