Edited on 7/21/09

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Yay another chapter! For no apparent reason I feel like updating this story again even when my other stories are just waiting to be updated. But I will tell you this will be the last time I update this story..........this week that is. lol. Scared you peoples for a minute didn't I? Well just so you know that there will most likely be quite a few errors in this chapter because while I am typing this, I am also watching a Zombie movie marathon. God I love those zombies......RUN IDIOT RUN!!!!!!! lol

Disclaimer: The day that I do own Naruto is the day that Zombies will rule the earth. And with the way we're going with all the toxic crap in the ecosystem, I'd say very soon. So remember; aim for the head.

Talking: "Talking"

Thinking: 'Thinking'

Japanese: "Japanese"

Kyuubi: 'Kyuubi'

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Yay!!!! Another stupid son of a flashback...................

"WHAT THE HELL TEME?!?! YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS UNTIL A MINUTE BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!" Screamed Naruto on the top of his lungs. Everyone in the castle would've heard except that the Uchiha had thought beforehand and placed a genjutsu to block all the noise the two would make. Welll mostly Naruto would make.

"Naruto, what's the worst that could happen?" Asked the raven-haired teen. And with that said it was officially October 10th. Also known as Naruto's birthday. A red like glow began to surround the Kyuubi-vessel. Sasuke had to close his obsidian orbs at the intensity of the brightness. Within seconds the red light that was wrapping around Naruto was gone.

"What the hell happened to me!?!" Whined Naruto. His voice slightly more feminine, but still had a deep undertone under it all. Sasuke finally opened his eyes to gaze at what was Naruto. His mouth opened, eyes slightly larger, and one word running through his mind; Kawaii.

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"What the hell happened to me!?!" Whined Naruto. His voice slightly more feminine, but still had a deep undertone under it all. Sasuke finally opened his eyes to gaze at what was Naruto. His mouth opened, eyes slightly larger, and one word running through his mind; Kawaii.

"Teme, are you just going to gawk at me or what?" Snarled Naruto venomously. Sasuke took a step back. Obviously not only Naruto's appearance has changed. Great now not only would he have to deal with the dobe's stupidity but hormonal problems as well.

"Just look at me. I'm a freak!" Whined Naruto. What Naruto said was an overstatement though. Although his appearance has changed, it was nothing serious. I mean except for the nine blonde fluffy tails wriggling and going in whichever direction. Two blonde fox ears replaced his old ones, and they layed on top of his now shoulder-length hair that had some red-highlights in it. His eyes a lighter shade of blue, but still sky blue nonetheless and the size of them are slightly larger as well. Naruto began sobbing; drops of salty water flowing down his face like a waterfall. A seme should always sooth his uke if needed. (Feel like being a pervert today. lol)

"You're not a freak." Cooed the Uchiha as he hugged the very vulnerable, very kawaii kitsune. (Un-Uchiha-like again. Damnnit! Need to stay in character.)

"Really?" Asked Naruto, as he tried to calm himself down.

"Yeah. I think you're perfect Naru-chan." Replied the raven-haired teen. (Aww.....how cute. lol)

"Thanks Sasuke!!!!!" Exlmaimed Naruto on the top of his lungs as he tackled the raven.

'Bipolar much?' Thought Sasuke.

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It was now somewhere around three in the morning and the pair could be found on the roof of the castle cuddling while looking up at the stars in the sky. Sasuke had fallen asleep; an arm wrapped around the blonde posessively. This was a perfect time for the blonde to get more details from a certain demon that's inside him. There is was in some part of his mind looking for a certain fox demon.

'Yo Kyuubi, WAKE UP! I know you're in there.'

'Don't disturb me. I AM trying to get some beauty sleep here.' A woman with fiery red hair and deep scarlet eyes appeared as if out of nowhere. Her nine crimson tails moving back and forth smoothly. Her two red ears perched on top of her head. She was dressed in some type of robe ornemented with many designs. But her face gave away how tired she was.

'Yeah, and it's not working. Now I demand you tell me what's going on NOW! How come I merged with you? Why did it happened on my birthday of all days? Why-'

'Kit one questopn at a time. And as for the merging thing, what done is done. It's out of my hands.'

'What do you mean it's out of you hands?!? You mean I'm stuck like this forever. The villagers don't exactly like me now, what do you think will happen when I come home looking like this?! And I still have a mission to do!'

'Didn't I say one question at a time kit. Kami-sama sometimes your so dense. But If you just shut your big yap I will gladly tell you the details. Got it?'

'...............'

' Good. Now as for the merging. I have nothing to do with it whatsoever. It happens to every Jinchuuriki(1) when they reach the age of sixteen. Different things happen to different Bijuu(2).'

'Wait what about Gaara?'

'I thought I told you to stop interrupting me. As for Gaara, remember he doesn't have Shukaku anymore. At least not since you saved him from Akatsuki.'

'Oh yeah.'

'Some of your new attributes would be your heightened senses, better chakra control which you need very much, my gorgeous tails, you won't be able to use your chakra for the next three days or so since most of it went into the merging process. Oh, and some female parts.'

'Oh that's not so bad except maybe not being able to use chakra for a whi-.........WAIT WHAT FEMALE PARTS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? IF I GET BOOBS AS BIG AS BAA-CHAN I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!!!!!!! OH MY GOD-'

'Again with the interrupting kit. Seriously I need to get you a muzzle. No why the hell would you get huge breasts? I AM A FOX DEMON! So you're gonna get fox-like attributes.' Naruto sighed in relief at the information.

'But you'll be fertile.'

'.......................'

'What's wrong kit? Are you astonished, frightened, perplexed, what?'

'No. Just confused.'

'About what? I don't think that I can be anymore blunt about it.'

'I am just confused because I have no idea what any of those words mean.' Kyuubi sweat dropped. God was this blonde a stereotypical blonde or what?

'Hmm how should I say this........YOU CAN GET PREGNANT!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!' Yelled the fiery red woman, saying the last part slowly so the baka could understand.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screeched Naruto on the top of his lungs.

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(1) A Jinchuuriki is a person whom holds one of the nine tailed beasts. (Examples would be Naruto and Gaara.)

(2) Bijuu are the tailed demons themselves.

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There another chapter done and within a day I might add. Excuse all the typos. I know that there might be a lot, but I am so into this Zombie movie right now. Yay a zombie ate the lady's brain. God, I love gore. See ya peoples next time I guess. Gotta finish the goddamn movie. It's so addicting.