The Fairy Pirate

By: Sayaalv

(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)

Previously:

"Eris-Chan! Who taught you that word?!" Tsuru gasped in shock at hearing her beloved granddaughter curse.

"Teme-jiji! Hey can you send me a copy of the wanted poster when it's made? I wanna put it on the wall of the ship!" Eris asked grinning insanely widely while Hina quickly voiced that she would do so before the connection was cut just as Lilith roared out Akainu's name in anger, in the giantess mind he had corrupted her baby and for that hell was to pay.

Now:

Dadan was down at Makino's bar wondering where little Eris, the lavender haired child she raised anytime Garp would drop her off here, was when a news bird dove down and dropped off an envelope on the bar top.

"Looks like another wanted poster." Dadan said gruffly as she eyed the envelope while Makino nodded and opened it gently. Dadan was not in a good mood since she had just learned that her little Eris had went to become a pirate without saying good bye so she was more than a little surprised when Makino stared at the poster for a minute before laughing.

"What's so funny?" Dadan asked curiously, wondering what could have made Makino laugh like that. Both Dadan and the Mayor merely watched curiously as Makino quickly got out a picture frame and framed the wanted poster before putting it up right behind the bar, next to a picture of Dadan carrying a sleeping Ace and Eris on her shoulders.

Dadan couldn't believe her eyes when she saw the newest wanted poster. It was Eris! Her little Eris was on a wanted poster with a big ass bounty for a first timer!

"I knew that girl would be the shame of the village." The Mayor said shaking his head fondly.
"What's so funny about Eris-chans wanted poster?" Dadan asked gruffly, not liking the fact that now all sorts of people would be after her little Eris.

"Her title was just too fitting for me to not laugh and don't worry Dadan. I've checked and she has an 'alive only and unharmed if possible' order on her head." Makino said smiling widely since she knew that the curly haired bandit would be worried about the lavender haired girl getting killed.

"Title?" Dadan asked curiously and looked closer at the poster until she saw the title and her shoulders began to shake in suppressed laughter.

"She's certainly the 'Chaos Princess' alright." The Mayor said sighing in fond exasperation while this finally broke the damn and Dadan began to laugh loudly, drawing her bandits attention towards her and, by extension, the wanted poster.

With Shanks and his crew somewhere in the Grand Line.

Shanks stared at the wanted poster for a few silent seconds before he finally threw his head back and laughed loudly.

"Little Eris-chan has her first bounty! Party!" Shanks yelled to his crew who all cheered. That little lavender haired girl that Shanks had given his prized hat to had won the hearts of the crew and they tended to dote on her anytime they were near her. Now she had a poster with a big bounty on it…oh yeah. They were gonna party and party hard.

"Little Eris-chan sure has grown into one of those rare beauties. Wonder how many people would go after her for merely her looks instead of her bounty?" Yassop asked aloud by accident when he looked at Eris's picture. The boat went dead silent for all of twenty seconds before Shanks and Ben jumped into action.

"Get your knives sharpened, keep those swords sharp too! Man the cannons and ready your guns boys! We gotta protect Eris-chan from all those nasty men that wanna use her for her looks!" Shanks yelled dead serious as he jumped to his feet while Ben scribbled out a letter asking Eris where she was and if she was okay.

"Hang on Eris-chan! We're coming to protect you!" A random crewmember yelled out causing Eris to sneeze suddenly about halfway around the world.

With Mihawk at his castle.

Mihawk raised an eyebrow when he received a new wanted poster directly from one of the Marine Admirals and opened the envelope curiously. His eyes nearly popped out of his head in shock when he did so.

"Eris-chan?" Mihawk asked himself aloud as he looked at the poster of a girl who he had given a sword too when she seemed interested in it. She had grown into a real beauty and he might have to go visit her just to see if her beauty was even greater in real life. He was relieved when he saw the 'wanted alive and hopefully unharmed' order and more than a little amused when he saw her title.

With Ace and Whitebeards crew.

"Hey guys! Come look at this beauty who just got a wanted poster! She's gorgeous and has a large bounty for a first timer." An unnamed first division member said holding up the newest wanted poster and grinning at the other guys on board. Almost instantly he was surrounded by every male in hearing distance as they all crowded around to get a look at the new wanted poster. Ace stared in shock at the picture and the name on the poster while everyone was commenting on how beautiful she was.

"I wouldn't mind having her in my bed." Vista commented as he held the wanted poster snapping Ace out of his shock and causing him to light everyone on fire.

"What's your deal Ace?!" Marco the Phoenix asked as the other rushed to put out the flames while he just shrugged them off.

"You bastards stay away from my little sister!" Ace yelled as loud as he could as he snatched the wanted poster from a cursing Vista and held it protectively, glaring at any and every one he could see.

"Sister?!" All of the Whitebeard pirates and even Whitebeard himself, who had come to investigate the noise and commotion, questioned shocked.

"Yep. This is my little sister Eris D. Monkey. Any of you even think of her in an inappropriate manner and I'll set your balls on fire!" Ace said pointing to the picture of the girl as he showed Whitebeard the wanted poster. It had a picture of Eris grinning widely and giving everyone a two fingered salute with one hand while the other was pulling her hat down. At that moment though another letter bounced off of Ace/Shanks/Dadan/Mihawks heads causing them to blink at the sudden letter. They picked up the letter seeing that it was addressed to them and opened it before beginning to read aloud.

"Dear Ace-nii/ Uncle Hawky/ Uncle Reddy/ Mama Dadan,

If you're reading this it means that I've gotten my first wanted poster and you all are most likely either beginning to go into overprotective mode, yes I mean you Uncle Reddy, Mama Dadan, Ace-nii, or is thinking something perverted, yes I mean you Uncle Hawky. This letter is to tell you that you don't have to worry about some stupid boys trying to come after me and take advantage of me due to the large bounty Teme-jiji and the others gave me. I hope you like the title Birdy-jiji gave me cause I love it! Not only do I have a first mate that's a swordsman who seems to be developing an overprotective streak to match Ace-nii's but I can also take care of myself. Besides, if they did succeed then I'm sure my jijis, kaa-chan, and grammy would kill them and that's before my fiancé got to them. Yes I did say fiancé so close your gaping mouths and finish the letter." Here there were snickers from those around the readers since they had indeed been gaping.

"My fiancé is a Marine Captain, yes you've read that right and finish the letter before you start ranting, and is also a she. Yes, my jijis know about this as does most of the rest of the Marines and I had to beat Garp-jiji into a bloody pulp before he finally stopped ranting/celebrating. Ranting cause I am engaged to another woman and celebrating because I'm engaged to a Marine Captain. Uncle Hawky I know what you're thinking so get those thoughts of threesomes out of your head cause she's more likely to kill you before that happened and so am I. I'd rather die than let a boy touch me or even near me like that. Oh yeah and before I forget. Don't be surprised if you hear rumors of me dating other women besides my fiancé since I'm marrying the strongest women I can find and they have to be able to hold their own against my fiancé for at least five minutes before I go on a date with them. No matter how many women I end up marrying though you're all invited to the weddings and you can bring some of your friends, just try not to threaten my fiancés too much, they might not like that.

Love,

Eris the Chaos Princess.

P.S. My fiancés name is Hina by the way."

Ace finished reading the letter and everything was dead silent on the ship for all of a minute before Ace started swearing the sky every shade of blue in existence and then some.

"I can't believe she's engaged to a Marine Captain. I don't care that it's another woman but that lady better treat my baby sister right or there will be hell to pay!" Ace ranted to everyone in general as he almost literally spit fire in his rage. Ace suddenly stopped ranting for a minute causing all those who were still conscious, a good many of the crew being knocked out by nosebleeds at the thought of two or more women together, to eye him warily.

"Hey Pops? Wanna go meet my little sister and threaten her fiance?" Ace asked looking up at Whitebeard curiously and with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"She is your sister which makes her my daughter. Let's go men. You have a sister to meet and a soon to be sister-in-law to threaten!" Whitebeard said a grin growing on his face as he got most of what Ace was getting at. If this Captain Hina of the Marines could stand up to Ace and Whitebeard, let alone Whitebeards crew, then Eris would be safe with her. Eris was the little sister of one of Whitebeards sons, which made her the little sister of all of Whitebeards sons and the daughter of Whitebeard.

"You heard Pops! Let's go men!" Marco shouted grinning at the thought of having a little sister while Ace was grinning and wondering whether or not he should inform them about his little sisters powers.

"Who're these other people she was mentioning in her letter Ace?" Whitebeard asks as the crew began to run around and sail towards the East Blue where Ace confirmed as her most likely position.

"Well she comes from a predominately marine family and she's adopted by all of them into their respectful positions so her family is a little strange. Mama Dadan is what she called the woman, the leader of the Dadan Bandits, who practically raised me and would raise Eris-chan anytime Jiji, Monkey D. Garp, would drop her off on Dawn Island. Uncle Hawky is what she always called Dracule Mihawk anytime she saw him, which was quite often since she would travel around the seas on her family ships. Uncle Reddy is her name for Shanks whose entire crew is wrapped around her little finger and has been since she was little." Ace began scratching his chin slightly as he thought of who all his little sister considered family and what she had told him about them.

"Hmm. Her 'grammy' is Vice-Admiral Tsuru, her Kaa-chan is Queen Lilith, the queen of the giants on the island of Little Garden and a Captain of the Giant Squad in the Marines. Teme-jiji is what she calls Admiral Akainu, Admiral Kizaru is 'Funny-jiji', Admiral Akoiji is 'Sleepy-jiji', Garp is just called 'jiji', while Fleet Admiral Sengoku is called 'Birdy-jiji'. Not to mention all of her 'aunts' and 'uncles' amongst the Marines." Ace said thoughtfully not noticing as all of his crewmates jaws dropped lower and lower the more he talked.

"She's family to all of them?" Thatch asked looking at Ace in shock and causing him to nod.

"She considers them part of her family and they consider her their family. That's why she has a 'wanted alive and hopefully unharmed' order on her head. They don't want her hurt." Ace said shrugging, he had gotten used to the random marines coming to check on her when they were little.

With Faragonda around the same time.

Faragonda noticed an envelope on her desk and opened it curiously only to see a wanted poster in it. Faragonda read the title and the list of crimes the person had committed as well as the bounty, which was in a currency she didn't recognize, before she looked at the picture. All her thoughts stopped in an instant when she saw the picture. It was of her daughter, her daughter was a wanted criminal. There was only one thing she could do right now.

"GRIFFIN!" Faragonda screamed in rage as she telatransported to her wifes school immediately forgetting that it was the middle of Cloud Towers lunch time as she did so, their daughter definitely took after the green skinned woman maybe a little too much.

"Whatever it is I didn't do it!" Griffin exclaimed immediately upon seeing her wife standing there looking more than a little pissed off.

"Mind telling me why our daughter is a wanted criminal on whatever world she was taken too when she vanished?!" Faragonda demanded slamming the wanted poster down in front of her wife and cracking the table clean in half as she did so.

"Huh?!" Griffin asked ever so elegantly and was chorused by Ediltrude and Zarathrustra, the twins having been named the childs godmothers when she was born. All three of the women looked at the picture of the teenager and their jaws dropped, there was no mistaking it that was definitely Griffin and Faragondas daughter. The twins took one long look at the wanted poster before they howled in laughter and clapped Griffin on the back.

"Your daughter is a criminal with a large bounty on her head and a fitting title. Way to go Griffin!" Ediltrude said slapping her friend on the back before gulping audibly when Faragonda glared at her.

"That's another thing. Mind telling me why our daughter's title is 'Chaos Princess' of all things?" Faragonda asked narrowing her eyes at her snickering wife who was now looking more than a little scared, Faragonda was damn scary when she wanted to be. All of the Cloud Tower students merely watched what was going on in confusion and a little amusement and shock. Their headmistress was scared of the Fairies Headmistress!

"Um? Let's see. I think it has something to do with her list of crimes. Hmm…my daughter is a chaos genius." Griffin said looking over the list of crimes nervously for a second before snickering slightly.

"What'd she do?" Zarathrustra asked grinning eagerly while Faragonda seemed to be getting even madder.

"Well she's a pirate for one thing. Defeated a pirate woman known as 'Iron Club Alvida', defeated Captain 'Axe-hand' Morgan of the Marines, defeated a pirate called 'Buggy the Clown', has eaten something called a 'Devil Fruit' this one seems to be a 'Chaos' or 'Copy' type of some kind, has stolen the boat of a Marine Admiral, and the warning says she's insanely strong and skilled in all forms of combat. According to the writing on the back, it says that she was practically raised by both high ranking Marines and a group of bandits, she also knows most of the oceans like the back of her hand apparently." Griffin read off of the paper causing everyones jaws to drop while Griffin noticed some smaller writing at the bottom of the back of the paper.

"It also says that she's the princess of an island full of giants around the same size as Cloud Tower if not bigger. Yep, Chaos Princess sounds about right." Griffin said deadpanned and merely staring at the paper in her hands blankly in shock.

"Since you seem to be so proud of our daughter being a criminal you're sleeping on the couch for a month, if not two." Faragonda growled out at her wife who paled at the threat while a few students gagged and Faragonda left with a glare on her face.