Hello! Okay, I've updated see? I'm continuing the story see? Theres no need to get violent. Theres no need for knuckles cracking, axes weilding or people banging at my door at half one in the morning saying that if I discontinue the story they'll kidnap my bed. Okay? THERES NO NEED! However I would like to tell you all that I think the next chapter will be the last, but maybe ina few months or so I'll add a sequel. Maybe. Anyway, REVIEW PLEASE!
"Ichi, ni, san, ni, supa, happy, oh! Supa, happy, oh!" sang Tai softly to herself as she rocked back and forth, eyes bulging as she squirted some of the liquid soap onto one of the soap bars and proceeded to stick it to the ever rising wall of soap she had already built.
Kai sweatdropped. "Um..Tai?" he questioned tentivly. "What are you-?"
"I'M BUILDING A LITTLE FORT!" bellowed Tai crazily. She hunched her body over the bottle of soap and murmured quietly, "You're easy-peasy and I'm japa-neasy."
'Does she go like this everytime a guy flashes her?' Kai internally questioned.
A little while later...
Tai had built a quite impressive looking fort entirely out of green bars of soap and white liquidy soap. (If you're wondering were all this soap came from, remember that we are in Kai Hiwatari's bathroom and he probably has a whole storage unit of the stuff right in the bathroom) However she had boxed herself into a corner of the room by building it all around her. Upon realising this, she shrunk into the corner and began to chant, "I'm the queen of the ca-stle and you're a dir-ty rascal!" Kai watched, fasinated as this strange display of madness suddenly made him quite aroused and beastly.
"Rrrrrrrrrwwwrr!" grwoled Kai as he lunged into the air, towl flying far,far away.
"Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa!" cried Tai as Kai came crashing into her fortress walls.
Tala watched jealously from his crouched position in the bushes in the Kimonya's back yard at the two teenagers in front of him. Hiro stood to one side, smiling happily as he showed Aki how to block general attacks and then joyfully praising her when she succeeded. Tala growled to himself. Ever since the elavator incident several days ago, Aki had been avoiding him like the plague and spending all her time with the Kimonya brothers, blading with Tyson and practising kendo with Hiro.
Hiro.
Tala resisted the urge to jump out from his hiding spot, prove to that damn basterd that he was the alpha male around here and then take Aki right here in the bushes-er, wilderness.
Tala sighed softly to himself.
Damn, he was horny!
Sighing again, Tala retreated a few steps, picked up the bundle of quite banged up roses and shoved them into the face of his makeshift Aki before stuttering madly his so called 'love confession.' "U-um...roses.You. I-I mean for you! C-Cause you know...you're pretty and crap."
"Oh, how sweet. But you know I really would have prefered a hair brush or maybe a comb of some description."
Spencer sniggered as the tied-to-a-tree Bryan once again tried (and failed) to blow the black bangs of his wig out of his eyes. Realisng that wasn't going to work, Bryan attempted to lift a hand up to move them out of the way, but alas to no avail. Tala's knots were just to strong. "This wasn't what I agreed to when I said I'd help you confess!"
"Keep quiet, they might here you! And besides that she wouldn't want a hair brush or a comb!" cried Tala angrily. "Shes probably already got one!"
Bryan and Spencer raised thier eyebrows at him before laughing their little heads off at their lovestruck friend.
"Lets try this again shall we?" said Tala through gritted teeth.
"Can Spencer be Aki this time? Or better yet why don't you just dress up this tree and talk to it? AND WHY IN GODS NAME DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS WIG? ITS LONG AND ITCHY FOR FRIG SAKE!"
"SHUT UP! YOU'LL DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM THE CAPTIN OF THIS TEAM AND I'LL BUTCHER YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T START ACTING LIKE AKI! NOW!"
With the strength and fear of many men, Bryan broke through the ropes and flung himself into the Tala's arms, black wig falling off his head and sailing away with the wind.
"Oh, Tala! I love you! I want nothing more than to do you and bear your children!"
"I don't think Aki would ever be that desperate." muttered Spencer to himself.
Tala smiled down at the 'Aki' in his arms before replying, "I love you too!"
"Holy Shite!"
"I KNEW he was gay!"
Kai continued to prod the fire with a poker until he was satisfied with the strength of it. He then sauntered over to the mini bar in his dark navy bathrobe before retrieveing two bottles of coke and handing one to Tai who was seated on the sofa in a white bathrobe. "You were wonderful." he muttered as he sat down next to her and proceeded to wrap his arm around her shoulders and bury his face in her hair, intoxacated by her sweet scent. "You were pretty damn good yourself." said Tai softly as she leaned into him. "But not so rough next time, eh?"
Kai chuckled. "Sorry, but you don't seem the type of girl who likes to play gentle."
She playfully elbowed him in the gut, before both sighed contentedly and relaxed into the cushions. Kai then realised something. He cleared his throat nervously before asking,"Um...Tai? Are we...you know, a thing now?" He inwardly berated himself for not being able to say the word 'couple.' Tai blushed heavily before asking,"W-What kind of a thing?" (She just wants to be sure.)
"A-A together sort of thing."
"Oh."
"..."
"Yes, yes we are a together sort of thing."
Kai beemed happily down at her before moving his lips slowly towards hers...
BANG
The two shot up from the sofa and stared at the butler at the doorway...who had his eyes clamped shut and was blushing madly while carrying a tray of dinner for two.
"A-Apologies, M-Master Kai. B-But I noticed you hadn't eaten anything today and then I w-wondered about the young lady..."
"Thank you for being considerate. You may leave the tray in front of you and then retire for the evening." stated Master Kai.
"V-Very good sir. Have a good evening. You too Young Miss." replied the butler as he did as he was instructed and then shot his ass out of there.
"I think we've scared your butler for life." commented Tai as she reached for some food on the tray.
"You think so?" asked a perplexed Kai.
"Well it was at least a shock for him to open that door and find us both plastered in soap and with you straddling me." she replied.
"We really should do that again sometime." said Kai with a wicked grin on his face.
"Yeah...but not in the bathroom okay? Maybe the bedroom were no one else can see or interupt us. Besides wrestling is much more fun when you don't have to worry about getting soap in your eyes."
"I couldn't agree more." said Kai as she moved to sit next to him again.
"You know your butler probably thought we were sleeping together or something." said Tai absentmindly.
"Really!"
"Uh-huh."
Kai smirked. 'Well I shouldn't disappoint him then.'
"Hey Tai?"
"Yeah?"
"Remember a little while ago, we were over at Tyson's dojo and you mentioned that you didn't want children but if i really wanted a son that could be arranged?" Kai said with a devilish grin on his face.
Tai flushed deeply at the memory before slowly repliying, "Yeah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Tai screamed as she was flung onto her back and a preditory Hiwatari was grinning ferally above her.
"I WANT A SON." He growled at her before throwing off his bathrobe in a flurry of movement.
For the next few hours all that could be heard was Tai's shrill singing, "ICHI, NI, SAN, SHI, SUPA, HAPPY, OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"
And thats that. Review please! Lets see if we can get past a hundred, or maybe a hundred and twenty! That would be wonderful! REVIEW!
