Lester's Notes
Chapter 12 Grandma
JE continues to own them, I continue to borrow them, I continue to return them
Previously From Chapter 6
I woke up with snowflakes falling on my face I looked around and recognized the landscape, I had been here before. Siberia is nice this time of year. I wonder if Tatiana is still here in her dacha….
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I got myself up, dusted off the snow and started walking. After a couple of miles there was the dacha, smoke coming out of the chimney, lights glowing in the windows.
I hoped Tatiana was there.
I thought back to the last time I was here I had been on a mission and it had gone badly. I stole a plane and was flying back to a safe airfield when the plane lost its engines. I pulled on a parachute that was in the back of the plane kicked the door open and jumped. My chute caught on a branch and I was dangling for a few minutes trying to get to my knife to cut myself loose.
I heard a "Hello up there - did God drop you from the sky for me?"
I looked down at one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had jet black hair, dancing green eyes and even though she was wearing a coat I could tell she had a gorgeous figure. I said "I certainly hope so."
She laughed and I dropped to the ground. That started probably the best, three weeks of my life. I wanted to cry when I was rescued. I wanted to stay. I was rescued by Ranger, Tank and Bobby who just ragged on me about my being stranded and the 'horrible' conditions that existed. I was exhausted I really hadn't gotten a lot of sleep which made them turn it up a notch. It took a year for them to finally let the subject die. I, however, continued to dream about the days and nights in Tatiana's arms, bed, floor, Couch, .Oh yeah happy dreams.
I continued to walk through the snow and I started thinking back to what got me here. Where did Grandma get that tracker? Everyone asked her and she wouldn't tell.
I think she stole it from Steph but when we asked her she just said "I won't tell on the grounds it may incriminate me."
Maybe Ranger took pity on me and this "punishment" is really his way of being nice for taking care of Grandma. He knows how bad she can be, she calls him the package and is always trying to grab his junk. I would have to thank him when he picked me back up. If he had done this and Tatiana was here I promised God I would be a better man and would try to take better care of Grandma.
I didn't think God would mind the word Try because he had to know what he had created in her. I think that she was one of his first models and he should have thrown her away. My mother always said a parent should throw away their first born since that was the one you made all the mistakes on. Maybe, Grandma was like that. I mean, think about it, an eighty year old oversexed woman, who wears string bikinis with see through skirts and work boots in the winter wears orange hair extensions to match her bikini. She deliberately goes past constructions sites to wiggle her hips at the workers and call out sexual invitations. Even if you were God, you would have to regret that just a little bit wouldn't you?
I could smell the fire in the fireplace now. Wow an evening snuggled up with Tatiana in front of the fire that would be pure heaven. Maybe Ranger would forget about me for a while. He might get so busy with his Babe I would be forgotten. Now I could smell something cooking and baking. Oh, a romantic dinner in front of the fireplace… I know Tatiana has lots of candles - that's it - a candlelight dinner in front of the fire and then a night of absolute mind blowing sex. I'm ready! I grabbed a bunch of firewood and put it down by the fireplace and walked into the kitchen. Well, her black hair was shorter and she seemed a little taller than I remembered but it had been 6 years.
"Hello Gorgeous!"
She slowly turned around AAArrrrgh!
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When I woke up….
"Lester, sweetie I have been expecting you, Ranger said it wouldn't be that long till you arrived. Grandma and I have been cooking and baking all your favorites all afternoon waiting for you." and then Hector batted his eyes at me. "Tatiana said to tell you thank you for arranging a trip to the French Riviera while we were borrowing her Dacha."
"Grandma and I are so excited we have you all to ourselves for 7 short days…..see how wonderful things worked Grandma I knew if I gave you the tracker …
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Lester's note:
I don't know what I did to deserve this punishment. please.. please let this be a nightmare.
