Chapter 12:Ugggghh,Not Another nightmare!

Disclaimer:I don't own Alice,Silent Hill,Overblood,Hidden Invasion,Pingu,Raw Danger,Jericho,Dead Rising,Condemned. I do own Johnny. If I did own any of that crap,I wouldn't be on this website,turkey!

Alice suddenly awoke from her delirium.

"Thank goodness,the Red queen is no more." She said as she saw the game.


"Oh,it's one of those fancy electronic games. I've always wanted to give it a try." Alice said as she turned on the game...

The gang started out of Lisa's apartment.

"Man,I'm starting to think that Hidden Invasion is better than this game." Johnny said,almost puking. Suddenly,several Rawshocks jumped out from an Alley. They had lips and looked feminine,with large breast.

"Momma Homma!" Johnny said,reaching for them. One of them maced Johnny. Harry grabbed him and they took off down the street. The guys ran past Cybil's Police Car,Harry briefly stopped and smashed the windshield.

"Arrest me now,Cybil!" He laughed. The gang eventually came to a door that said 'push' on it.

"Read the signs,boys and girls." Raz said as he ran right into them and fell back.

"Who the hell designed this door?" Harry said as he pulled them open. The guys ran down a hallway and came face to face with Pingu.

"Awww,what a cute little penguin." Raz said,then Pingu's eyes turned red and lifted his wings.

"AAAAhhhhhh! He's attacking!" Johnny yelled as he kicked Pingu into a nearby Starbucks' window.

"I was just trying to impress you with my demon powers." Pingu said in his retarded Penguinese language that the guys couldn't understand. The guys took cover in a nearby Abercrombie and Fitch store. They dressed themselves in it's clothing and pretended to be mannequins in the window. The Rawshocks ran right past them. They discarded the clothes (Except Raz,who like his blue scarf.) and ran into a Toys R us store.

"I think we eluded them." Harry said,looking through the door. They strolled through the isles. Disturbed by the creepy cabbage patch kids around them.

"I almost prefer the Rawshocks." Johnny said. 3 rawshocks stormed the store. Harry grabbed a limited edition Micheal Jackson cabbage patch doll and threw it at one. Johnny grabbed a Box of legos and threw it at another. Raz picked up a bubble wand and blew some bubbles.

"heh Heh,Bubbles." He said as Harry grabbed the bubble solution and splashed it on a Rawshock.

"AAAAAHHHHH! MY NON-EXISTANT EYES!" It screamed as the guys ditched the store.

"I wonder if they have a liquor store in this mall." Johnny said as they ran into a back hallway.

"Do you guys hear rumbling?" Harry asked. Suddenly a massive wave of water erupted from the back of the hall and rushed towards them.

"AAAAAHHHHH! This room is based on Raw Danger!" Johnny screamed as they ran to the other side. They ducked into the next room and slammed the door shut.

"Hey,we're in a security station." Johnny pointed out.

"That means there might be guns!" Harry said as he threw open a nearby cabinet and was greatly disappointed to find a flare.

"Why the hell do security guards keep a flare for defense?" He yelled. Rawshocks screams could be heard and the guys jammed themselves in the cabinet.

"Oww,Johnny,your on my foot." Raz said.

"That's because it's your other foot!" Johnny said.

"Guys,shut up!" Harry said. 2 Rawshocks came in the room.

"Good,the coast is clear." one said.

"Let us shed our disguises." The other said. They unzipped the costumes they were wearing,reavealing them to be Pyramid Head and a Mannequin from Silent Hill 2.

"Finally,some time to ourselves." The Mannequin said.

"Yeah,I doubt we'll even appear in Silent Hill:Downpour. We can still have fun in this game through." Pyramid head said (hey that rhymes). They started making out,which was odd because the mannequin had no mouth and Pyramid head's head had no mouth either. The guys quietly slipped out of the cabinet,until Johnny saw pyramid Head.

"OMG! PYRAMID HEAD!" He yelled. Pyramid head turned around.

"Who the hell are you pansies?" Pyramid asked.

"We're the player characters." harry said.

"Can I have your autograph?" Johnny asked.

"As long as you don't tell anyone I was here." Pyramid said.

"Sure thing." Johnny said. Pyramid tattooed his name on Johnny's back and the guys left.

"Now where were we?" Pyramid asked the mannequin. The guys came in front of a large toucan statue.

"Wow, Placing cereal box mascots in the game must have helped pay for the costs." Raz said. Some more Rawshocks came running at them.

"How many of you truckers are there?" Harry asked.

"I don't know." one of them said. "One,two,three,four,five-" He started counting before Harry threw the flare down and paralyzed them. The gang ran into this one room,one the Rawshocks couldn't enter.

"Good,I'm getting tired of these retarded chase sequences." Harry said. There was a gumball machine and 2 ice figures in the room. Harry got a message when he approached them.

"Your going to be late for school. I want some gumballs. Hang on,the bitch wants some gum. Not these colors,I want those colors you moron! Watch your mouth young lady. What are these colors? I'm not telling. She still doesn't trust me. The what? The pecan? The gumball machine doesn't have brown gumballs. What? The Afgan? I don't know what colors they wear. The Koran? Why does she love the Koran? Oh,the Toucan. These your colors honey? Yes! Good,then your not getting them until you apologize." It said.

"Hey Guys,this machine lets you choose which color of Gumballs you want!" Raz said as he shook it and got some gum.

"If we were in Condemned 2:Bloodshot,we could use that as a weapon." Johnny said.

"The toucan? Maybe we have to match the colors of the Toucan with the gumballs." Harry hypothesized.

"You mean we have to go back there to memorize the color pattern of that stupid bird?" Johnny said.

"It looks that way." Harry said. Raz threw some more gumballs in his mouth.

"I'm not moving from this spot." Johnny said.

"Fine,I'll go alone." Harry said as he opened the door and a rawshock grabbed him by the neck.

"Harry,we got you a photo of the toucan." The Rawshock said as it gave Harry the picture.

"Thanks." He said as he slammed the door on it's arm until it let go.

"What color is it?" Johnny asked.

"It's red,yellow,pink,orange and purple." Harry said.

"Raz put in that pattern." Johnny said. Raz had to shake the machine continuously.

"Whats taking so long?" Harry asked.

"It's not giving me the colors I want." Raz said as he kept shaking it.

"Let me help." Johnny said as he picked up the gumball machine and smashed it's glass dome on the floor,scattering gumballs all over the place. They put the corresponding colors on the rack below the opening.

"Damn,the rack only holds 4." Johnny said as he tried putting the pink one on the rack. Raz grabbed the red one and ate it.

"Mmmmm,Cherry." He said.

"Damn it Raz,now we have to start all-" Johnny said as the exit door melted.

"Oh,Red wasn't counted." Johnny said again. Harry got a message.

"Come on,save some for later,the flavors wear off fast. This one's for mommy. Your mommy is bulimic,give it to me. No. Give it to me you ungrateful little bitch! No! Damn it! (Struggling,grunting) Ha! I got it!" The Message said.

"I feel bad for this poor bastard. He had to put up with that little bitch." Harry said.

"Well,lets hurry up and get out of-" Johnny said before slipping on a gumball. Raz started gathering them up and shoving them in his orange vest.

"heh heh,Free candy." He said. The guys proceeded through the door and the Ice melted away.

"Sweet! Now we can loot the shops!" Johnny said.

"I hope we don't run into Cybil again." Harry said.

"I'M SIXTEEN,STARTING TO FIND MY WAY,GOTTA NEW JOB-" Raz sang before being smashed in the face with a gumball machine by a Younger Ethan Thomas from Condemned:Criminal Origins.

Alice turned off the game. She started seeing flowers flying around and cracks emerged from the walls. Before she knew it,she fell down the rabbit hole again. When she landed,she found herself in an exact replica of Silent Hill,overgrown with mushrooms and phit like that. The Cheshire cat appeared before her.

"Cat,what's happened to wonderland?" Alice asked.

"It has been plagued by an evil far greater than anything else Lewis Carroll of American Mcgee could have imagined." The Cat said.

"By what?" Alice asked.

"By...Bad video games." He said. The Mad hatter ran into the streets.

"My daughter is missing! Where could she be? Why can't I fight the monsters?" He said. Dormouse came out dressed like Rawlings from Jericho.

"I must stop the breach from opening,but it will be difficult because my retarded comrades keep getting knocked out and I must revive them." He said. The Hare ran out dressed like Frank from Dead Rising 2.

"I have to save at least 50 people,get my daughter Zombrex and solve all these cases in a ridiculously short amount of time!" He said. Alice let out a bloodcurdling scream. Meanwhile,the assistant had returned to her room,she was in her normal condition,lifeless. He put the disk and game back in the box.

"So much for the entertainment department." He said as he put it away. "Maybe it's worth something at a pawnshop,but then again,probably not."

To be continued.

Sorry if this one seems shorter and not as funny,I'm running out of ideas for the nightmare sequences. Any advice would be helpful. Don't worry,the next chapter will be much better. Review if needed.

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