This chapter was written by my brother! Every so often he decides to write an LOL chapter for one of my collections so I upload it for him.

Enjoy!


"Hello, you may remember me as the Dovakiih AKA the Dragonborn, and today I am here to talk to you about an issue that is near and dear to my heart . . . . Necromancy."

"I know that we have all lost love ones to the dangers of Skyrim . . . . by varied and dreadful means including, but not limited to: Skeever Attack, Bear Attack, Spike Traps, Frostbite Spider Venom, Skooma Addiction, Blood Loss due to Vampire Feeding, Falling off Mountains, Exploring Dwemer Ruins, Poison Dart Traps, Drowning, Schools of Slaughterfish Swarms, Falmer Attack, Bandit Raid, Dragon Attack, Thalmor Interrogation, and the most deadly of things in Skyrim: Arrows to the Knee, and saying goodbye can be a very difficult thing for some people."

"Those of us with magical talents may feel like there should be a magical way to bring our fallen loved ones back to life, but the results of such magic can be quite deadly and never turn out the way you would expect."

"In my vast travels across the land of Skyrim I have come across dozens of failed attempts at necromancy. From the Necromancers who attempted to resurrect the Wolf Queen who were expecting their power to be adequate to control her only to pay for their arrogance with their lives, to the pervert who was making ghost sex slaves on an island in the north, to the butthole mage who keeps showing up in clear view of my Falkreeth's home balcony who gets an arrow to the head for messing up my view of the lake, necromancy almost always leads to certain death."

"So before you start worshiping Daedra, carrying around human hearts, and raising random skeletons to do your bidding think about the consequences. Don't do necromancy, you'll be glad you didn't"

Fus Ro Dah
The More You Know


I hope everyone has seen those "the more you know" commercials...

Also, apologies for not replying to reviews; I haven't been on the web much lately. I'm hoping to have some more chapters ready to post later this week.

I've also been playing my own Skyrim game a lot...who knows...a few of these chapters might feature my character at some point...

Thanks for reading!