Uh, this chapter is really short. Mega short. So short, it's not even really a chapter. I only wrote this because I refuse to skip chapters in the book.

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Spoof Chapter 12

Narrator: About a mile away…

Winnie: Cackle!

Narrator: Winnie, a calmly senile old widow, cackleled about the house, all the while putting things in a cauldron.

Fruit: Splat!

Winnie: Oh why do they throw fruit at my house? I can't use fruit!

Toad: Splat!

Winnie: This'll do.

Narrator: She walks out side, picks up the toad and outs it in the pot.

Random Grange Member: Witch!

Winnie: So? All I do is make soup in cauldrons and act crazy!

Gang: Cares we don't!

Author: This is a pointless chapter.

Narrator: Amen. Let's end it!

Author: Bit soon…but whatever.

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