Uh, this chapter is really short. Mega short. So short, it's not even really a chapter. I only wrote this because I refuse to skip chapters in the book.
Disclaimer Nope.
Spoof Chapter 12
Narrator: About a mile away…
Winnie: Cackle!
Narrator: Winnie, a calmly senile old widow, cackleled about the house, all the while putting things in a cauldron.
Fruit: Splat!
Winnie: Oh why do they throw fruit at my house? I can't use fruit!
Toad: Splat!
Winnie: This'll do.
Narrator: She walks out side, picks up the toad and outs it in the pot.
Random Grange Member: Witch!
Winnie: So? All I do is make soup in cauldrons and act crazy!
Gang: Cares we don't!
Author: This is a pointless chapter.
Narrator: Amen. Let's end it!
Author: Bit soon…but whatever.
Winnie: Pink Puffle Pods
