Naruto opened his eyes to a room. He was laying on a bed with covers over him. 'I don't remember going to sleep last night. He turned his head to the drawers and saw that there were flowers in a vase. They looked pretty fresh as if they were put there recently. 'Why would someone put flowers in my room? The only time people did that was when the old man Hokage put flowers in the …hospital….room. Everything came back to him, from Sasuke's death to the execution of Gato. 'Wait, why did I pass out? He thought, 'Oi, furball! You there? He waited a couple of seconds before hearing:

"Still no respect for your elders. Whatever. What is it?"

Naruto asked, 'What happened yesterday? Why did I pass out after sealing my armor? Is there something wrong? It's not the seal, is it? Naruto gulped nervously.

Kyuubi chuckled at the kit's worry. "Do not fear. Nothing is wrong. It is actually a good thing."

'How is passing out ever a good thing?, said Naruto quickly. The Kyuubi sighed. 'You would think that he would think first before asking. Why was I stuck in some idiot?

He replied, " You passed out so that your body would adapt to your new tail."

Naruto thought, 'Oh, I get it. The body does most of its changing when it's asleep. So my body knocked itself out so it would adapt to… my… Wait, What do you mean new tail!

Kyuubi facepalmed himself at the jinchuuriki's slow response. Or facepawed, whatever. The point is Naruto's stupid. Agreed?

"My power is unlocked by one emotion. Rage. Which happened to be the emotion that completely fill you that battle. By being full of rage only, you unlocked a tail. This is one of the ways to unlock my power and new armor."

Naruto was silent. The Kyuubi thought he was too happy to speak because of the news. But…

'You mean, instead of training for 7 years to get another tail, I could have just gotten really angry? I wasted 7 yeARS OF MY LIFE IN SOMETHING THAT I GOT AGAIN IN ONE FIGHT!

"…Yeah, pretty much."

Naruto's eye twitched. 'Why didn't you tell me before? I could have unlocked all 9 tails by now.

"For two reasons. First, the rage required is so high, usually you get to that point maybe 10 times during your entire life." Naruto nodded. 'Okay, that makes sense. What's the second reason?"

"Second, you didn't ask." Naruto sweatdropped. He opened his mouth to argue, or his mind, or whatever, but chose otherwise. He rather not argue with a patient 6000 year old demon. He does not have the patience to do so.

At that moment, the rest of Team 7 came into the room. Naruto cut the connection between him and Kyuubi immediately. He learned early that when you speak to your bijuu in public, people ask questions on why you look like you're talking to yourself. But Naruto's eyes widened at Sasuke.

Kakashi said, "Well, it seems like you're already healthy. You gave us a scare."

Sasuke smirked. "It seems mister powerful isn't as strong as he thought."

Sakura huffed. "Seriously though. That was frightening. Don't EVER pass out like that. Did you know who had to carry you? Sensei was too busy with Sasuke-kun so I had to… Hey, are you listening!"

Naruto's eyes were still wide at Sasuke. Then he pointed at him and said, "Zombie."

The three members of Team 7 had a confused look on their faces. Then Naruto yelled, "ZOMBIEEEEEEEE!" Naruto doved behind the bed and started to talk to himself. "Okay, what was it? Was it the arm? No, that's not right. The chest? No that's wrong too. Oh yeah! The head! Aim for the head!" Naruto took out multiple "pointy things" and threw them at Sasuke's duck ass shaped head. Sasuke yelped before diving in different directions to dodge his doom. Kakashi stepped in and started to block the weapons with his kunai yelling, "Naruto, STOP! He's not a zombie! He was just put into a near death state like Zabuzza!"

Naruto stopped throwing. He looked at Kakashi and asked, "Really?"

Sakura replied, "Yeah, baka. I was there when sensei took out the needles. You could check him yourself, if you want." Naruto walked over to the tensed Sasuke. He was tensed because he was pretty sure there would be more airborne weapons. He was half right. Naruto took out a kunai faster than anyone could see and stabbed lightly into Sasuke's forehead.

Sasuke yelled and ran around in a circle as blood spewed from his head. Naruto laughed. "I guess he is alive. A zombie wouldn't feel that." He was responded with a very strong punch to the head, courtesy to his pink teammate. "BAKA! Why did you do that? Sasuke-kun! Stop running! I'll get it!"

After the hassle,Team 7 sat down and Kakashi asked, "Naruto, what happened? You have so much chakra so I doubt that it was chakra exhaustion." Naruto sighed. "I'm able to use more armors now. My body put itself asleep so I would adapt to the changes." Kakashi nodded at that explanation.

Sakura was curious. She saw the couple of armors but didn't know how many armors he had. So like a good student, she asked a question(good advice). "Hey, Naruto. How many armors do you have? Can you name all of them?"

Naruto looked at Sakura. 'She seems less bitchy. I wondered what happened when I was out. "Sure, Sakura. I have 6 armors now, but I haven't created the last one yet. The 5 that I have are Yoroton: Jigoku no kishi no mōdo(Hell Knight Mode), Yoroton: Habokku no mōdo(Havok Mode), Yoroton: Jigoku no oni mōdo(Hell Demon Mode), Yoroton: Enerugī hogo-sha mōdo(Energy Guardian Mode),and Yoroton: Yami shuraudomōdo(Darkness Shroud Mode)."

Sasuke thought for a moment and realized something wrong. "Wait, why didn't you use an armor when we fought against the hunter-nin?"

"Because for one, I need to take a moment to gather the chakra to activate one. And two, if I use it, I can't use it anymore. I need to recharge. And until Haku made you into a pincushion, I found no need." Naruto replied.

Kakashi said, "Okay, Let him rest. He needs to, as he said, recharge." The team agreed and left him alone. The last to leave was Sasuke, but Naruto called him over. "Oi, Sasuke! What happened to Sakura? She isn't as bad as before. What happened?"

Sasuke looked out the door and didn't meet Naruto's gaze. He just said, "I thought about what you said on how to get stronger and what I should do to avenge my family." Naruto nodded. "Okay. And?"

Sasuke said it quickly before slamming the door. "I said yes to Sakura when she asked me out."

In Konoha, the Hokage was almost done with his paperwork. He was about to sign the last form when he heard, "WHAT!" The ink jumped in the air and spilled all over the finished work. The Hokage looked at the paper and yelled. The Anbu came upon the old leader using a Katon jutsu to burn his desk and marred paperwork.

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Naruto had gotten over his initial shock (yes, initial. He went into shock 3 more times as he thought about it) and went downstairs. Team 7 was eating with Tazuna's family at the dinner table. They were discussing future events. "So, sensei, what are we going to do when we get back to Konoha?", asked Sakura.

Kakashi thought for a moment and remembered that there was the, "There is the Chunin exam. It's being held in Konoha this time."

"Do you really think we're ready for that?" Kakashi looked at the speaker. Naruto was looking at Kakashi, then to Sakura, then to Sasuke, and back to Kakashi. "We're not exactly the best team around."

"Well, then. Let me ask the entire team", said Kakashi, "What do you think we should do?"

Sakura had a thoughtful look on her face as she tried to figure out what to do. But Sasuke answered right away. "We train. Nothing much else we can do."

"Correct. Now what do you think we need to train?" This time Sakura answered. "We need to train our weaknesses, right. Either train individually or train as a team to cover each other"

"Correct again. Now think hard on this one. What weaknesses do you have?"

Naruto answered. "That's easy."

Kakashi eye smiled. "Really? Then why don't we start with your weaknesses?"

Naruto nodded. "Again. It's easy. I have one weakness. The time it takes to gather the chakra needed to use my Yoroton jutsu takes too long. I'll have something worked out by the end of this week anyways. It will definitely cut down the time."

'Not bad. He knew his weakness and acknowledged it. Takes a lot of strength to do that. But I wonder what he's got planned, thought Kakashi. "What about Sasuke and Sakura?"

"Let's start with Sakura. She barely has enough chakra for a decent ninja." Sakura looked down. How could she compare in chakra amount when the person challenging hers was a chakra monster? "She needs to really increase her chakra. Second, she's weak." Sakura looked back up. She knew that she didn't have much chakra, but she wasn't weak. She opened her mouth to argue, but Naruto held up his hand. "Let me finish." He looked back to Kakashi. "A long time ago, I met a lady who was extremely, extremely, EXTREMELY CRAZY, but she was crazy strong. But it wasn't physical strength. She gathered her chakra and released it at one time. I don't have it fully mastered. Well, actually, I never mastered it a bit. I don't have the control. So I gather my regeneration chakra and gather it into my arm. Then I punch so hard that my muscles shred, but it heals right away."

'Crazy lady? Could be Tsunade-sama. But Naruto, he's not as dumb as I thought. At least not at training.

Naruto felt a poke in the side. He turned around and looked at the poker. "What is it, Sakura?"

"Doesn't that hurt?"

"What?"

"The muscle shredding, doesn't it?"

Naruto cocked his head to one side. "No. Should it? Of course I have a high pain tolerance since I've been stabbed, burned, kicked well more like punted, sliced…." He started to mumble as he listed every single type of physical abuse he went through. Sakura and Sasuke sweatdropped and thought the same thing. 'Is he really human? No, better yet, why is he a genin?

Naruto finished his list and turned back to Sakura. "Plus when the fangirls find out that Sasuke said yes to you, they will kill you. There is a reason that Sasuke runs from them. Fangirls, the bane of all hidden villages. Now speaking of Sasuke, let's move on to his weaknesses." He turned to the Uchiha. "You are well rounded. But you do have some gaps. There are much powerful ninja than you. Anything from a mid-Chunin and up can kick your ass." Sasuke nodded as this information. "So, we can do 2 things. First, teamwork. We'll figure out some strategies later. Second, we need to train your Sharingan and make sure your body can move accordingly. Plus since you do have the Sharingan, you need more jutsu. Kakashi-sensei, can you teach us jutsu?"

Kakashi looked at the three. "Yes. But I don't have the chakra paper with me so we can't figure out your affinities."

Sasuke spoke up. "Kakashi-sensei, what is chakra paper?"

"Paper that reacts to your chakra. It tells you what your chakra affinity is, such as wind, fire, earth, lightning, or water. You also could have double affinities. The Shodaime is an example with his bloodline to create wood using earth and water. Haku was another", said Naruto, "By the way, because of my armors, I can create any element I want as long as I have the materials even though my affinity is fire and wind." Kakashi was impressed. He didn't expect a genin to know what chakra paper was or what their affinity is and certainly didn't expect a double affinity.

"Wait, what materials?", asked Sasuke.

"Depends. It could differ from metals to DNA. I could copy the Shodaime's bloodline and create an armor that can create wood if I had his DNA."

"Then what about the hunter-nin?"

"Haku? What about him?"

"Will you use his DNA?"

"….No. That's like asking me if I want to take a sample of your Sharingan to create a new armor. I don't take from friends. But if you insist on it…." Naruto picked up a butter knife and slowly moved it toward Sasuke's eye. The knife, of course never got there, was dropped when Sakura smashed her fist into Naruto's head and made a little crater in the ground. Sakura was smiling. "What do you know, the chakra punch actually works."

If anyone listened, you could have heard Naruto mumbling, "Stupid perfect chakra control." He got back up and headed out. Kakashi yelled, "Where are you going?"

Naruto replied. "I just thought of something! I need to make a new armor! Be back in week!"

'Oh, a new armor. He must have unlocked another tail. Wait,… did he just say he'll be back in a week? Kakashi ran out the door trying to stop Naruto since they had to leave soon, but found him already gone.

END

Unfortunately, I tried to make a pairing, but realized I suck at pairings. So until I get better (which might be never) stories will be no pairing. Sorry. But I REALLY suck at it.

From,
Demonic Insanity