Fate is Funny, isn't it? – Season 2: Chapter 5
*In a dark room*
Naruto wakes up from a dream he was having while he was being kidnapped. He tried to move his hands but they were tied but.
Naruto, "Damn it, my head hurts like a bitch. Where am I?"
He turns his head around and look but sees nothing in the dark room. Suddenly he hears something walks towards him in the background.
Naruto, "Who's their?"
Voice, "Your one true love."
Naruto, "Hinata?"
The voice comes closer.
Voice, "No, it's me."
Then the person comes onto a small ray of light coming out from a window and reveals the persons face, it was Ino.
Naruto, "Ino? What are you doing here?"
Ino, "Isn't it obvious? I'm here for you."
Naruto, "But you forced me to come here! What do you want from me?"
Ino, "Come on Naruto, you ask so many questions, can't you just accept me as your lover?"
He crawls the opposite way for more space.
Naruto, "Let me go! What the hell do you think you're doing? Oh, and how did you break into my apartment?"
Ino smiles viciously and laughs for a moment the looks at him.
Ino, "Obviously I made a copy of Hinatas keys; everyone knows you are living together under the same roof."
Naruto, "You bastard! Let me go!"
Ino, "That's right, get louder; I like 'em yelling!" She buttons down her shirt a few in the excitement of his screaming. She walks up to Naruto and goes and sits on his knees while Naruto just keeps backing up until he hits the wall.
Ino, "Yeah Naruto, back up till you hit a wall, back up!" She grabs her boobs and squeezes them for a moment.
Naruto, "Tell me what you want."
Ino comes closer to him where she forces her face onto his.
Ino, "You."
Naruto, "But I don't love you, I love Hinata."
Ino, "What, sharing isn't possible?"
Naruto, "Please, lemme go, I got money if you want some, just let me get the shit out of here."
Ino, "Not possible, you've been through to much, two seasons and a third in the making."
Naruto, "…"
Ino, "Never mind that."
She kisses him violently while rubbing her tongue against his lips while he tries to resist.
Ino, "Come on, relax… just let me..."
She holds onto his back while scratching it a bit, but Naruto makes her lose her focus by moving. Ino rubs her feet on his legs and then she touches his shoulder. Then she proceeds to put her hands on his pants and she looses them a bit, and she rubs his "area", suddenly, out of nowhere they hear a rustle on the outside, once she hears this she stands up and walks towards the window to see what is outside.
Ino, "What is that?"
She listens again, then suddenly the sounds gets louder until the window breaks open and tons of girls jump on the inside and on top of Ino, stopping her from making her move.
Naruto, "Huh?"
Sakura, "It's the Naruto fan club rescuing the beloved Naruto!"
Naruto, "You refer to yourselves in third person?"
Tenten, "We knew something was up when Ino was cultivating a friendship with Hinata, it isn't like her, ever since the club broke up she has been isolating herself."
Sakura, "And we figured out she is the one who has done all the bad things to Hinata, the water, the falls, everything."
Naruto, "Really Ino? Really truly?"
Ino, who is still being squished by tons of girls, tries to say something.
Ino, "I would've gotten away with it too! If it wasn't you meddling girls and your stupid Dog!"
Naruto, "Their isn't any dog anywhere here."
Ino, "Oh sorry, but get off me! I can't breathe."
The girls untie Naruto and he walks in front of the door, and then turns to Ino.
Naruto, "Tell me Ino, why did you do this?"
Ino, "I can't stand it! I hate seeing you with that bitch! Cant I just have you to myself? All I want is to be with you."
Naruto, "Look, I love Hinata and I don't plan to change my heart any time soon."
Ino, "Sure enough, I will have my way one day."
Naruto shrugs off her comment and goes to Sakura standing next to him.
Naruto, "What are you going to do to her?"
Sakura, "Don't worry; she will just be fine coming back to school this Monday."
Naruto, "Just don't kill her. I think she isn't right in the head."
Ino, "What did you say?"
Tenten then shuts her up.
Naruto, "Thank you guys, I really appreciate it!"
Sakura, "Don't forget, you owe us all something."
Naruto just remembers then and looks at Sakura seriously.
Naruto, "Oh yeah, what is it?"
Sakura, "Well it's…."
(Next day)
Naruto wakes up next to Hinata who is in the hospital bed.
Naruto, "Hinata, are you awake?"
Hinata, "I was going to ask you the same thing."
Naruto, "So are you awake?"
Hinata, "If I wasn't I wouldn't be talking to you right now, would it?"
Naruto, "Guess so."
They both laugh a bit before talking again.
Hinata, "What are you doing here? It's so early in the morning."
Naruto, "*Yawn* Nah, I just had a real tiring morning."
Hinata, "Why what happened?"
Naruto, "Just had to get the drop on someone, you know?"
Hinata, "Sounds like a full night."
Naruto, "Honestly!"
He grabs her hand and kisses her forehead.
Naruto, "But I rather spend time with you, you are my wife."
Hinata blushes and kisses him back.
Hinata, "And you're my husband."
Naruto, "Well, are you ready to leave this dump?"
Hinata, "Yeah, lets just sneak under the noses of security."
Naruto, "Security? I bet I could rob this place and get away with it scot free!"
Hinata, "I don't think hospitals are the best place to rob."
Naruto, "Hm… how about a police station?"
Hinata laughs loudly while her hand is on her mouth keeping herself from laughing, but failing.
Hinata, "You've got to be an idiot to rob a police station!"
Naruto, "People have tried in the past."
After their conversation he puts her on his back and begins to carry her home.
Hinata, "You know you don't have to carry me, I can walk just fine."
Naruto, "We couldn't risk it!"
Hinata, "What's your angle here huh?"
Naruto chuckles a bit before telling Hinata.
Naruto, "I wanted to make sure you are a b cup now, I think you've gotten bigger. The average breast size in Japan is B!"
Hinata blushes and kicks his back lightly.
Hinata, "Pervert!"
Naruto, "Am not!"
Hinata, "So why did you repeat those lines from that show on HBO the other night if you aren't a pervert?"
Naruto, "The fact that you know what show it is makes you a pervert too!"
Hinata, "Haha, I guess we are both perverts! Just some more then others."
*At Home*
Naruto, "So how are you feeling?"
Hinata, "Oh great!" She stands up and does a few stretches. "I'm full of energy!"
Naruto then goes to her and carries her to the bed, and then he jumps on top of her.
Naruto, "Enough energy to do what I want to do?"
Hinata, "What do you mean? Already? I just got here!"
Naruto waves her hair off her face and kisses her.
Naruto, "Come on, I am a man! I have to let go already."
Hinata, "Well, how about if you watch 'The Bold and the Beautiful' with me, we go and I'll do whatever you want."
Naruto frowns and gets off her quickly.
Naruto, "Forget it, I don't want to!"
She grabs his hand and pulls him back in front of her.
Hinata, "I knew that would work, just watch it and we go okay?"
Naruto, "*Sigh* Why don't you just hit me in the back of the head and kidnap me instead?"
Hinata, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Naruto, "Nothing, nothing! Let's watch one of the worlds worst TV shows that never seems to quit!"
Hinata laughs and rubs his chest a bit.
Hinata, "It'll be enjoyable… to some extent, I swear!"
Naruto, "It's okay, I trust you. You girls and your dramas, you would have to go back like forty years to see the first episode. After this we watch a better, older movie…. Stargate! Later we will watch Stargate!"
He goes back on top of her and feels her smooth body out while kissing her neck.
Hinata, "Sounds good to me."
The end
Season three preview:
Naruto, "Hinata, come over here, I need to talk to you."
She walks over to where Naruto is and stares at him.
Hinata, "What's wrong Naruto?"
Naruto pulls out the letter he just got from the mail and hands it to her.
Hinata, "A letter? From who?"
Naruto, "My older brother Itachi. He is coming for a visit; he is going to stay here for a while."
Hinata gives him a confused look.
Hinata, "What? That sounds like good news, what's the big deal?"
Naruto, "He is a real jerk, kinda how I inherited my jerkiness."
Hinata, "You've never been a jerk to me.
Naruto, "Not to you but…"
Hinata puts her hand on his face and kisses his cheek in a motherly fashion.
Hinata, "Let's just try to make the best out of his coming here."
Naruto, "You don't know my brother; he will make it hell here."
Hinata, "Well, if it's that bad, why don't you say just no?"
Naruto, "My parents are making me let him stay here; I can't say no to them, they are letting me and you stay in this apartment for free."
Who really is Itachi? Where has he been this whole time? What will Itachi do to Naruto and Hinata? Will Itachi try to make a move on Hinata? Is Itachi going to jerk them around? All will be revealed in Season three of "Fate is Funny, isn't it?"! Coming to a FanFiction website near you.
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