Freddie woke up with a start, or with a pain. Sam had jumped on his leg, and was now poking it with a stick. Wait- A stick? Where do you get a stick from... In the middle of the sea?
"Sam!"
"Answer it nub."
"Answer what?"
"You're nubby phone!"
"My phone's the same as yours!"
"Just answer it!" Sam shoved the phone in his face. He sat up straight, then tapped 'Answer'.
"Hello? - Yes mum, I'm fine - No, I wasn't swimming in the sea mum - I was just asleep - No, Sam did not give me sleeping pills. I was just tiered. - It's 7 O'clock! - Yes I know the rhyme - No, I don't want to repeat it. - I'm sorry. - Yes Carly and Sam are fine. - No, Sam has not been physically abusing me. - Yes - No - Of course - Yes mum, I promise not to go swimming in the sea tonight - Ok. - Bye! - Yes, I really have to go. - Bye - Bye - Bye." Freddie hung up and sighed. Sam was still sat on his legs, but the stick had gone.
"Your mothers a psychopath."
"I know..."
"What did she want to know?" Carly asked, who had suddenly appeared in the room. She gave a confusing look at Sam's position, but then smiled.
"She wanted to know why I took so long to answer the phone at first, she thought I'd been swimming in the sea."
"Oh, well you were just asleep!"
"Yeah, but at home I'm made to be up by six, and since it's seven, she was worried."
"Oh dear..."
"She said that she's gonna ring me again tonight."
"Well you better be prepared, FudgeFace."
"FudgeFace? Really?"
"Really."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Reall-"
"YAY! Who wants pankakes?"
"Mamma does!" Sam said as she jumped off Freddie, and walked out of the bedroom, into the kitchen. And, there waiting for her was a giant pile of pancakes. She was surprised she hadn't smelt them. Freddie was a distractive nub.

"So, what are we doing today?" Freddie asked Carly. So far, she had come up with all the plans.
"Well, I'm meeting Chris at the pool at 10, he said you guys could come along."
"Sure!"
"Sounds good to me."
"So, Sam, that means we have to go shopping!"
"What for?" Sam whined. "We have enough food in!"
"Not for food! For bikinis!" Carly explained happily. Freddie watched Sam's face drop.
"But I have a bikini!"
"I bet you didn't bring it!"
"I did!"
"Then show me it!"
"Fine! I'll go get it." Sam walked into the bedroom. Freddie was just sat there, innocently eating the rest of his pancakes before Sam did. A minute later, Sam came back out of the bedroom, holding a bikini. It was rainbow striped.
"Sam! That's not gonna fit you now!"
"Yeah it will! Trust me, I haven't grown. I'm even smaller than Freddie now."
"I know you're small, but you're thingies bigger."
"My stomach?"
"No no! You're still really slim!"
"Then wha- Ohhhhhhh!" Sam said, realising what Carly was on about. Freddie finished his last pancake, wondering 'Why am I best Friends with two girls again?'. The conversations he overheard...
"Yes ohhhhhhh! We need to goooooooo."
"Not Funny Carls."
"It was worth a try! Now, come on!"
"I'm coming!" Sam said as she walked out of the cabin door. Carly turned back.
"Are you gonna be ok here?" She asked Freddie, who was still at the table.
"Yeah."
"What ya gonna do?"
"I don't know.."
"Ok then! We won't be long!" Carly shouted as she shut the door behind her.
"Yes you will..." Freddie said under his breath. Carly can't 'Not be long' when shopping. Sam can, but Carly would bribe her to stay longer. With some kind of meat product. So, Freddie had no idea what to do.

"Did we really have to have that conversation in front of Freddie?" Sam whined. Thy were now in a shop called 'Bikinis are cool!'. Inventive name. And it was the third shop they had been in that sold Bikini's.
"Talk about what?"
"My 'thingies'"
"Oh... that. Well, don't be worried. Freddie will have no idea what we were on about!"
"He's a teenage boy with hormones. Of course he will know what we were on about!"
"And you're worried?"
"A bit..."
"It'll be fine. I mean, I'm sure Freddie's noticed anyway."
"If you want to live, I'd zip it shay."
"Ok, ok" Carly said as she looked around the shop some more. Then, she came to a Bikini which she liked. "Sam! Look at this one!" Sam walked over to her. "It's perfect for you!"
"It's a girly colour."
"Purple's not girly!"
"Yeah, it is!"
"It will look amazing on you! Freddie will love it!"
"Wow wow wow, hold you're horses. What did you just say?"
"I said, Missy will love it!" Carly lied. Sam actually believed her.
"And why is that good?"
"Because, she will be jealous!"
"And.."
"And then... She might feed herself to the sharks because the jealousy made her crazy?"
"The girls already crazy!"